Lunaya
May 17 2007, 04:13 AM
So now we know for sure why the swords are glowing. We're finally off to Kethenecia. Yay!
Tonight's was probably one of the best Richard quotes yet, and it was only one word. What did it for me was the adorably guilty look on his face, like when a kid who's supposed to be doing his homework gets busted by his dad. "Richard, are you working on your math?" "....Yes".

You can almost hear Richard's mind racing as he tries to think of an answer.
I must say though, I loved Benny's line too. "Eat him, Krunch." Hehe...Wait. Does this mean Krunch eats people?
Hunter
May 17 2007, 04:16 AM
Well I love humour and story mixed like this, but Minotaurs are known to eat people so I guess his race does the same, he is rather bulky to be just eating grains and grasses.
DJLeChevalier
May 17 2007, 04:31 AM
what exactly is Richard going to use a bucket of blood for? is that how he bathes himself?
TSBasilisk
May 17 2007, 04:37 AM
He's a warlock; maybe he'll use it to feed a familiar when he gets a new one, or create some abomination using it, or something else. For all we know, he just doesn't like to let blood go to waste if nobody's chasing him away from it or glaring at him while he gathers it...
S_CG_Phoenix
May 17 2007, 04:38 AM
Ah, that was one of the best Richard moments in my book.
/keep up the good work
Hunter
May 17 2007, 04:38 AM
Or he drinks it.
Lunaya
May 17 2007, 05:00 AM
I think the humor is in the fact that we can only guess what Richard is
really using the blood for. Our imaginations are a lot worst than anything Sohmer could write.
lievaordiea
May 17 2007, 06:36 AM
That pyramid had something to do with the original use of the blood.
Perhaps a delicate blood fountain feature
Hunter
May 17 2007, 07:12 AM
Or a good way to drain the elves of their blood after they have died.
Rae-Rae =^.^=
May 17 2007, 07:58 AM
Kinda like those pyramids of champagne glasses you see at big fancy get togethers? Am I the only one that wants to violently shake the table the glasses are on and walk away all stelth-y like?
Ahem... I have to agree with Lunaya about Richard's expression at the end. It was absolutely wonderful. He looks around so awkwardly... it almost made him chibi. But bad-ass chibi, not huggable and adorable, but cool and only slightly approachable.
(I shouldn't be posting at something 'o' dark in the morning, I can't think right)
DJLeChevalier
May 17 2007, 08:26 AM
haha a blood fountain, i think i need one of thoes
RyXXed
May 17 2007, 08:54 AM
Nah, he takes their blood just because he thinks it's fun. Simple as that.
H@biter
May 17 2007, 09:09 AM
It's Richard, he don't need a reason to gather blood. Maybe, he'll drink it, maybe the rest of the party refused his attempt to litter their way with bodies and now he uses blood, maybe he gathers fingerpaints for the next time he's bored, who cares?
It's just plain richard ^^
Gralgith
May 17 2007, 09:12 AM
LoL no, hes gathering blood so that he can feed his pony friends in the hopes that they one day turn into bloodthirsty vampire ponnies that go on a killing spree
Raya
May 17 2007, 09:17 AM
Am I the only one concerned about how Krunch said to gather the horses so they can leave? I wouldn't like to be the poor beast he gets to ride >>
lunytoon deal with it
May 17 2007, 11:12 AM
he probly had a kodo richard got his summoned cale got a chicken and benny got a raptor o.o wait nm i just looked closer and cale was pating a horse
Texuniok
May 17 2007, 11:19 AM
Like those wine fountians at Weddings?
Awesome.
Teleros
May 17 2007, 11:19 AM
QUOTE (DJLeChevalier @ May 17 2007, 05:31 AM)

what exactly is Richard going to use a bucket of blood for? is that how he bathes himself?
Could be as simple as wanting to play a, ah, practical joke on someone

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QUOTE
Am I the only one concerned about how Krunch said to gather the horses so they can leave? I wouldn't like to be the poor beast he gets to ride
Shire horse perhaps

?
lunytoon deal with it
May 17 2007, 11:22 AM
well achachaly why would a cow eat people? seriously i think she was makeing a joke
Dynamus
May 17 2007, 11:49 AM
Hmm, no tiny key details for me to spot and expose to the whole world, revealing what the next strip is going to be about.
Ghobe
May 17 2007, 11:55 AM
o cmon, its so obvious what hes putting blood in the bucket for....BUCKET is his solution to everything! Hes just adding to what it looks like after he BUCKETS someone! XD
Zeet
May 17 2007, 12:08 PM
hmm.. maybe Richard is a member of PETA.. he likes to dump blood on people with fancy animal-skin clothes
Raya
May 17 2007, 12:42 PM
Or maybe it's due to the fact he has none of his own and is constantly getting holes blown through him. He needs to top up!
Demonor
May 17 2007, 12:50 PM
wow for once benny is more evil then richard.... that just wow, always new she was a little unstable
TealKick
May 17 2007, 02:16 PM
Did Benny say, "Eat him," suggesting that perhaps she would someone to eat Cale? That's funnier that what Richard did in that strip.
Coyote
May 17 2007, 02:24 PM
Sorry, I loved today's post so much that I had to make a quick avatar... nothing great. But I think it does the trick. So many frames I had to make it look like an atari game...

And you're welcome.
ericczhang
May 17 2007, 03:39 PM
I also made a quick shop of today's comic... but for some reason the post got deleted. So now it's my signature. Enjoy.
It got deleted because it was inaproprite and it also got removed from your sig for the same reason as well as not meeting the size limits for Sig images.
Go read the rules for details on Sig images and posts.
Thank you
G!
ericczhang
May 17 2007, 03:53 PM
QUOTE (ericczhang @ May 17 2007, 12:39 PM)

I also made a quick shop of today's comic... but for some reason the post got deleted. So now it's my signature. Enjoy.
It got deleted because it was inaproprite and it also got removed from your sig for the same reason as well as not meeting the size limits for Sig images.
Go read the rules for details on Sig images and posts.
Thank you
G!
...Well okay.
Although I would really argue the point that adding the word 'buttsecs' at the final frame of the comic is more inappropriate than the rest of the comic itself.
BunnyBones
May 17 2007, 04:30 PM
All I know is that I am so incredibly happy that the whole are-the-new-swords-really-the-swords-of-truth debate is over.
Now, for the next inane discussion: is the little village up the coast of which Richard is the mayor really Kethenecia?
ericczhang
May 17 2007, 05:34 PM
...Would that mean Cale has to kill Richard to avenge Gamlon?
BunnyBones
May 17 2007, 05:53 PM
QUOTE (ericczhang @ May 17 2007, 01:34 PM)

...Would that mean Cale has to kill Richard to avenge Gamlon?
...maybe, which would really force the real question: in a fight between Richard and Cale, who would Sooba side with?
Comments?
Sweetrobin
May 17 2007, 06:45 PM
QUOTE (Coyote @ May 17 2007, 03:24 PM)

Sorry, I loved today's post so much that I had to make a quick avatar... nothing great. But I think it does the trick. So many frames I had to make it look like an atari game...

And you're welcome.

that is the coolest ever! so going to use that for my avvy now
Coyote
May 17 2007, 08:31 PM
QUOTE (Sweetrobin @ May 17 2007, 01:45 PM)

that is the coolest ever! so going to use that for my avvy now

Hehehe thank you. After I made it I thought "Shoot, I should have included a picture of the bucket in there somewhere." but it was already 38 and LJ won't let you have anything over 40. I cut out a lot of the text, so it made it go a lot faster, and cut down on the quality of the image itself, and still only got it down to 38. I'm afraid if I added another frame that it would kill it being able to be used on much of any site. But I still like it. And it's one of the closest things to seeing Richard actually being animated. So far, anyway...
Anemen
May 17 2007, 08:57 PM
QUOTE (Coyote @ May 17 2007, 02:31 PM)

And it's one of the closest things to seeing Richard actually being animated. So far, anyway...
I bring you
Richard - The Movie!
Coyote
May 17 2007, 09:12 PM
QUOTE (Anemen @ May 17 2007, 03:57 PM)

oh... my... god...
*applause* I.. I had no idea!!!
Lunaya
May 18 2007, 01:07 AM
QUOTE (Rae-Rae =^.^= @ May 17 2007, 01:58 AM)

Ahem... I have to agree with Lunaya about Richard's expression at the end. It was absolutely wonderful. He looks around so awkwardly... it almost made him chibi. But bad-ass chibi, not huggable and adorable, but cool and only slightly approachable.
(I shouldn't be posting at something 'o' dark in the morning, I can't think right)
Oh I thought he looked more like the huggable and adorable chibi. But then again, I have a rather weird sense of what is cute.
lunytoon deal with it
May 18 2007, 02:28 AM
benny is evil and smart and talented shes the pirfect evil women o.o sounds so much of what i said like me
vexx
May 18 2007, 07:14 AM
I swear, I can hardly see my monitor anymore it is so encrusted with coffeespew because of this comic.
One of the few on the web that I laugh *out loud* at 2 out 3 visits.
PS I wish to hell the trollops in WoW looked as good as Benny (not that they look all that bad, eh?).
Alexandros
May 18 2007, 05:24 PM
Sweetrobin
May 18 2007, 06:47 PM
QUOTE (Alexandros @ May 18 2007, 06:24 PM)

oh that is the best! i hadn't seen that one before
Admiral_Kelly
May 18 2007, 07:50 PM
QUOTE
Maybe he'll make more sense once he's been digested. Eat him.
I can't help but find this to be out of character for Benny to say. Sure she is evil and she will kill you if you say the wrong thing to her, but I do not see her as being the type to order the death of someone offhand because they say something inconclusive (if that were the case, then Richard would be dead a long time ago). The only way I can see this as something she would say is if it were in jest; but the expression on her face dose not leave me with that impression.
Dose anyone else feel this way?
Hunter
May 18 2007, 07:59 PM
not really, she can regenerate him from ash so I guess she can do it from crap as well.
Sweetrobin
May 18 2007, 08:41 PM
ewwww, just the idea of it is gross! though it sure would teach Cale XD
Hunter
May 18 2007, 08:44 PM
hence the idea that it would make him speak some sense.
Admiral_Kelly
May 18 2007, 09:05 PM
QUOTE (Da Hunter @ May 18 2007, 03:59 PM)

not really, she can regenerate him from ash so I guess she can do it from crap as well.
I doubt she could do that because how would she be able to distinguish what pieces of crap are Cale's? It would have mixed in with whatever else Krunch ate and part of him would not be excreted or eaten at all. The result would probably some partly-digested monstrosity or a creature which would die shortly after coming to life.
And would Benny really want anything to do with Krunch's ****?
Beet
May 19 2007, 08:52 AM
I think she was just being sarcastic
Hunter
May 19 2007, 03:20 PM
She looked rather serious though. If she was rolling her eyes I think then it might have been sarcasm.
BunnyBones
May 19 2007, 05:35 PM
She was just being sarcastic... and those of us who know how to be sarcastic also know that the best way to do it is deadpan... which is exactly how Benny looks.
She has already shown herself to have a bit of a twisted sense of humour (like mentioning that seeing an innocent gnome's head being blown up was funny), so I think she was just being sarcastic in this case.
Also, there is no proof she is evil... she is just a survivalist. She does what needs to be done to get by... that doesn't make her evil, it just makes her normal.
Alexandros
May 19 2007, 06:36 PM
QUOTE (BunnyBones @ May 19 2007, 05:35 PM)

Also, there is no proof she is evil... she is just a survivalist. She does what needs to be done to get by... that doesn't make her evil, it just makes her normal.
I believe its called Neutral
Admiral_Kelly
May 19 2007, 06:50 PM
Putting one's need to survive over morals is evil; but otherwise I agree with Bone's post. Benny, like Richard, dose have a sick sense of humor and she could have been sarcastic, but the way she puts it as a command combined with her expression just dose not come out that way.
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