Choose your destiny

Dark side forever.



To have anything be truly good there must be something truly evil, and that evil is me.

So cookies had nothing to do with your choice?

(or the fact that the lightside poster was poorly edited by me)

Not so much, but I do still want a cookie.

Well here you go oh fellow dark side convert!



Sorry about the bite, cookie monster was hungry *again*.

Thank you, friend Elf. May the Sage smile upon you and bless you with knowledge of The Way.

THE WAY OF COOKIES!

Either way, this means that everyone else must vote light, for only two there are, a master, and an apprentice.

Yes my apprentice. But I will have you know, I gave you an implant that contains a capsule of a deadly poison that will release into your blood stream the moment I die. I am not like those other idiot master sith.

Oh, and I never said it was just one poison.

O.o


Well then who will continue the Dark Legacy after you my master?

Besides that, I'm Lawful Evil, I couldn't betray you.

Hmm. You have a point there. I guess I will just have to train an army of evil minions.

I guess I will just have a clause in my will that states that who ever killed me cannot inherit the throne, and have a full fledged inquiry into my death.

Lol.

Rayne- "What will you do should I fall in battle?"
Ashley- "Avenge you're death."

I will not let your death go unavenged.

Don't worry. I have hard wired nuclear bombs in all major cities that will go off when I die. I am pretty sure that counts as avenging myself.

Remind me to be on the other side of the Galaxy from Coruscant when you die, there's gona be some serious shit going down on the City/Planet.

Clone army: $2,000,000,000,000

Bribing the Trade Federation: $4,500,000

Scary suit for apprentice: $400

Evil Scheme Consultants: $100,000

Nuclear Weapons: $7,000,000,000

Killing Trillions of beings upon death: Priceless.

There are some things money cant buy. For everything else, there is Evilcard.

Starship=$4,000,000,000
Force-repellant Vibroblade-$500
Plate of Cookies-$3
Luring your Master to a remote part of the galaxy where he has no nukes and killing him Julius Ceaser Style=Priceless.

Cookies! My one weakness! CURSE YOU LONE STAR er, LONE DAVID!

Now I am the master.

Its so hard to choose, i love cookies and the cookie monster and Darth Vaer, but i like cake....God i think i may have to go dark side.....

Search your feelings Robo, you want to join the dark side.


Although with noone on the light side the dark side cannot exist.

You know what, screw it, I'm going light side, you know why? Because lightside eventually wins in some wierd way. You kill qui-gon? He comes back as magical bhudda man and teaches yoda the ways of midgetry. You build massive doom-thing? Some redneck farmer with a glow stick blows it up with his jalopy. Face it folks, Lucas is on the lightside.

Im gonna have to go with my avatar and join the darkside.

tsk tsk Robomanjr, didn't momma ever read you them bed time stories? The good guys always win.

Actually, the good guys think they win then the bad guys bring a class action law suit against them.

Spyder- Soo...if that is the case, then if the Jedi HAD succeeded in destroying all the Sith, the light side would have ceased to exist?

Dark side, all the way. I'd rather be pyscopathic than sociopathic. The Sith kill and conquer for power. The Jedi...are manipulaters and the enforcers of the Republic, nothing more. They are the good, little soldiers. Think about it...
* NO emotions (We call killing in cold blood first degree murder)
* NO marriage (possibly, though not sure, NO sex)
* MUST obey the council
They are like catholic priests only they can kick a little *ss.

The Jedi had to be eliminated, so that a true path could be discovered. A path which combined both sides of the Force.
If I had to choose, it would always be for the darkside.

Funny...usually I don't care about Star Wars....oh well.

That was unfair...i want free cookies and light side

Dark side all the way baby! \m/ o o \m/

Can i get a funky purple with a nice black swirly effect light saber and lightening?! Women would make the best sith! you boys are scared of us when we have PMS anyway can you imagine a Sith with a lightsaber and PMS?

Evil will always win, becuse good is stupid....

For Sithis

(edit: i want a transparent lightsaber, your enimy dosnt even know its on, ecept for the huming, and the fact that they just lost an arm)

Is that supposed to be a joke? 'Cause it's not funny. You're implying that catholic priests have no emotions, that they suck because they don't have sex and that they MUST obey (to the Vatican, in their case). All of the three are false and may offend those of the catholic faith.


Also, give me a free cookie for I'm joining the dark side (even though that cake was really tempting)

=\ dark side rules out for me... its simple why:

good points of lightside:
* better lightsaber colours
* no face melting
* get to travel without people screaming "kill him!"
* people respect you

Good points of darkside:
* people fear you
* Better force abilities
* can abuse power all i want
* the more powerful you are, the scarier you are
* did i mention the abusing of the powers?
* you can have a wife, no brainer there
* the whole abusing of the power thing....
* if everyone were jedi... they would die out, not girlfriends umm, how do they reproduce? =/

xD and that is why im dark side... abuse the power!!

Darn right, ive had enogh of the light side with thier, celabacy and thier whole no emotions BS, and im tird of the dark side with thier face melting and the whole turning on you own menter thing.

Enough with the powering your force powers with iner peace or with emotions, its time to power it with pure willpower

Abandon the light side abadon the dark side, Join the new Twilight side, we cookies, cake, and pie (and just maby some cady as well)

Spyder- It was not my intent to offend, Andrea. It was a rather poor attempt at humor and really only referenced the second two points. I apologize. And, I've met some Irish Catholic priests, emotionless they weren't! All religious institutions call for complete obeyance, equally all religious instituitons have been responsible for some truly atrocious actions. That doesn't mean all the people or priests who believe in them are bad, but does tell me absolute obediance isn't ever a good thing. Finally as to sex and priests...celebacy was invented by the church for the church, in my opinion. I see no reason why a priest shouldn't marry or have sex. There was a time when catholic priests could and did marry. Though I am not entirely certain of this statement, I believe I heard something about the Pope considering this very issue currently.

Okay, what really influenced my decision here was the fact that apparently ELMO is on the light side. And ever since Tickle Me Elmo I have really wanted to kill him. So there we go dark side for cool force powers cookies and the ability to kill one of the most annoying puppets in history.

Spyder- That is exactly right, good guys always win...in bedtime stories.

I will go to the gray side, it combines the best of the Dark and Light sides, so we are even more powerful!

Apologies accepted, and thanks.



But then again, priests are what they are by choice. Church doesn't force anyone into becoming a priest or into following its rules: priests do what they do because they want to. They can give it all up at any time. That's what I was implying when I said they don't have to (=must) obey.



He's not, I assure you.

Spyder- Meh. What I deserve for only half paying attention to the world news during my little girl's bath. Oh well.

The forces of darkness 64.3% of the time win. Good has a hard time winning but that doesn't make it right. Alos Cookie Monster kicks the shit out of Elmo.

Wheres the place to vote for the Twilight/grey/Hot pink side?

Yes, because the Dark Side no longer exists there is nothing to be judged 'light' and therefore the Light Side is also destroyed.
Also, with no looming threat of annihilation from the Sith, the Jedi will become complacent, cocky, and corrupt and the temple will collapse from within.
Therefore, for Light to exist, there must be Darkness.
The same is true on the opposite side of the spectrum, with the Jedi gone the Sith are lead into a false sense of security, which allows a spastic farmboy to topple an empire.

no way. the light side always wins 5 out of 6 times! and its not just the cake ( though my sister made really delicious cake last night)

sides my fake lightsaber is obi wans. now i HAVE to be on the light side

i dont think anyones going to vote huh... EVRYONE knows about star wars...

This is why the light side will lose. See the infighting between those jedi? The darkside is much more stalwart.

theres no infighting in either of them. the sith have a slightly better idea for their role but it wouldnt work for the jedi, the jedi have to be all over, two of them just wouldnt work. the jedi have no infighting, as they are always calm.

thelonedavid-Yes, because the Dark Side no longer exists there is nothing to be judged 'light' and therefore the Light Side is also destroyed.

no, the dark side still exists after the movies, there are still many dark jedi to kill. i am a total starwars fanboy, so i can tell you, there will always be dark jedi and the sith order did have a successor in the later star wars books ( which kinda suck). but the dark side will always be present.

Oh God your not talking about that Super Shadow BS are you? Super Shadow is retarded. Dont believe anything he says. There are no scripts for future star wars movies.

And no, if there is no evil, good can not exist, it is the basic order of life.

there realy is no such thing as "good" or "evil" there just name people thought up for things they like, and things they dont... its all just shades of gray. there is only one force, its all in how you use it

(now use the awsome human mind, and bend the force to your will, Join the Twilight side today)

super shadow? im talking BOOKS man

oh one more reson to join the twilight side.... we have better light saber colors, not only do we every other color but we have orenge, hot pink, black light purple, and puse to name a few

uh... technically the sith have maroon, but any color is open to any jedi, dark or light.

i believe i have a point and i'm willing to argue passionately until nothing makes sense anymore!

fine.. but we still have the best force powers.... we get every thing from both sides of the force+ a few more, force ball lightning, force flame thrower, force slap, force eye poke, force reprogram your computer, and the unstopable power of force but kick