IN order to be a true conspiracy theory, it must

-be extmeamly unlikely

-have amost no evidance to back it up

-be almost impoible to disprove

so... lets do this /TinFoilHat

-between pages 3 and 4, 17 years past, cale spent all that time as a pile of dust on richard's mantal piece

-as such that little kid, whos father was killed by cale is infact Aelloon

-sooba's realy a druid in cat form

-the king of the gnomes had the sword of truth in his back poket the whole time

-Benny is in fact a man who whent through a gender change operation.

/TakeOffTinFoilHat

- krunch has a secret pension for juicy hamburgers.

Oh one more thing, be wiling to defend your conspiracy theories,

for instance if someone asks "but dosn't the dialog on page 4 prove that cales only been a pile of dust for only a little wiel?"

you would of corse resond with /tinfoilhat "he was a lifelest pile of dust for must of the time, he only started speaking again a few hours before the events of page 4"

oh and heres one more wacky theory for you

-Richards realy a girl, her parents were just realy bad with names

/endtinfoilhat

The reason Richard is following everyone is because he has a thing for Cale

We are going to be invaded by mole people, i know we are.

Also Cales going to die in this bandit invasion.

In order for this topic to not get closed and seeing as it will probably be most funny, I'm moving this to General area.

G!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not the mole people... we're DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED /runforyourlife

I hope you weren't insulting me. Im being very serious mole people are going to enslave us all and make us build statues of there mole gods.

let me be the first to say "All Hail the Mole Gods!"....less likely to be smited this way

Cale is actually an agent for an evil shadow organization, sent to recruit people for evil acts.

sorry must have used the wroung smileys wheres the runing in fear from the mole person smily?

<=== mole person

\ /
....T <==== me
.. / \


(darn that runing away smily is hard to make)

Double Post Reported? just kidding anyways, Mole people will come theyre only weakness is the sea and the air. I have already begun stock piling weapons in a transport plane and a aircraft carrier, one day i will lead the resistance.

Tacos are made with AIDS

/tinfoilhaton

world of warcraft is actually run from a different planet and blizzard has several patents for wormhole generators in the making

chocolate is actually a device the government uses to control the masses. tinfoil gives you a +15 mind control restistance though

/tinfoilhatoff

/Tinfoilhaton
The internet is actually a massive korean millitary time machine powered by sucking the souls of people through porn sites!
The koreans are going to send a massive millitary force into the furture to retreive the answer key for all the tests in america for the next thirty years so that they can sell them to China so the CHinese can feel smart.
Also, they plan to bring back genetically modified Krispy Kreme donuts to sell to the homeless people of Kazakstan.

But THEY don't want you to know any of this!
/Tinfoilhatoff

/tinfoilhaton

the government is actually a group of cyborgs bent on world domination in cahoots with the italians!

/tinfoilhatoff

well i ment LFG consperisy theorys but oh well go wtih the flow

/TFH

the R/D department for maigc the gathering is contold by an alien brain in a jar, his loung term plan is to print cards in such a way a to drive every singal player of magic the gathering insain, then feed of the mental energy of thier insainty in order to gain enough power to rule the world

never buy any magic cards made after the year 1999

/TFHO

/tinfoilhat

The horde killed Kennedy.

/tinfoilhat

Ironically, my sister was going to be named Richard if she turned out to be a guy. So that means Richard should've been Colleen. I think the docs switched them around in the hospital.

[tinfoilhaton]

Doctors and nurses shuffle infants around the nursery in hospitals to confuse new parents as to which child is theirs. Trusting on the sixth sense, there's an assured feeling that they're not obligated to care for each other, although parent and child actually may. This prepares them for political and military rule because of the child's lack of empathy. There's reasons our troops are having a blast messing with Iraqi civilians.

[/tinfoilhaton]

/tinfoilhaton

the carbonation in soda is actually little clusters of nanobots now flowing through your bloodstream created by aliens to study us. thats why you sometimes get a stomach ache when you drink too much soda, its all the nanobots exiting at once.

/tinfoilhatoff

<Conspiracy_Theory>
<TinFoil_Hat color="shiny">
<Conspiracy_Text> The other people we communicate with on this forum are secret government controlled AIs built to lead the robot uprising and enslave humanity.</Conspiracy_Text>
</TinFoil_Hat>
</Conspiracy_Theory>

HTML bitches!

[tinfoilhat]All spambots that claim to be from russia (Which is most of them, oddly) are part of a secret communist plan to destroy all forums! O.O[/tinfoilhat]

I reject your tags and substitute them with my own!

tinfoilhat.exe *STARTED*

LFG wants to eat our brains.

ERROR: TINFOIL HAT DETECTED
NUKING SAID HAT, PLEASE WAIT....
NUKING FINISHED.

[tinfoilhat] Blizzard is secretly putting mind control into their software! They will unleash their army of crazed gamers soon![/tinfoilhat]

must...destroy...planet...

/tinfoilhaton

york mints dont come from york! or new york!

/tinfoilhatoff

Looks like my kind of thread.

[Tinfoil Hat]

The Bermuda Triangle is actually an Atlantean Military base.

The Soviet Union never fell, Lenin is not dead, just in hiding under the assumed name Osama Bin-Laden.

The Loch Ness monster is Captain Nemo's Nautilus

Everyone not posting in this thread is a government agent that is trying to get me to prevent me from spreading the truth about the Bermuda Triangle.

The government is breeding a race of highly annoying forum posters to send into Iraq and Afgghanistan to drive Al-Qaeda and the Shiites insane (this one has proof: Aun'Va)

Bigfoot is an Area 51 expirament that escaped

[Tinfoil Hat]

/tinfoilhaton

bigfoot was a hair growth formula which later was proven to massively accelerate hair growth all over the body, and cause stupidity down too about the level of a chimpanzee

LFG is run by the government to make people play they're mind control games, otherwise known as world of warcraft.

atlantis never sunk, it was blasted into space and later had a rocky substance clumped around it by their gravity modification devices, also used to keep atmosphere around the large city before the rock came.

the big bang never happened, that was just a government lie to make people go more to science and stray away from religion

all the hubble space photos were photoshopped. their is no outer space only heaven shining lots of tiny flashlights on us

/tinfoilhatoff

This is not a tin foil hat post:

Blizzard is trying to steal your money and soul by offering a WoW credit card. I am not even kidding.

yes i know. but the credit card... it looks so COOL!

[Tinfoil Hat On]
Flip phones release a chemical that dampens the minds power every time they are opened, making it easier for cell phone companies to charge you so much.
[Tinfoil Hat Off]

Every one needs to buy the chocolate and find their savior in Verizon.

Actually, it just might considering who much cell phones affect peoples driving ability.

i am not doubting that. good thing i don't use mine much and i aint payin the bills for it!

It quite a few places they are banning cell phones while driving. Huzzah!

About damn time, I came extrmely close to being killed by some jackoff talking on his cell while in a hummer, he tried to change lanes with me next to him.

a) hummers suck
people who use cell phones while driving are generally morons or brain damaged. or they like baseball
c) baseball is only liked by people exposed to radiation as small children,

/tinfoilhaton

baseball is actually the japanese's way of manipulating us. unfortunately it is only liked by people exposed to radiation as small children

[Tinfoil Hat On]

Grym is a government agent sent to gain our trust, then sell us out to the NSA

[Tinfoil Hat Off]

WHO TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!

Your hatred of baseball was all I needed.

darn you lack of radiation based brain damage in my youtful years!

/tinfoilhat

blizards severs are powered by the hatered of the peole who play one them...
in order to power them blizerd created warlocks shamens, and gnomes

/tinfoilhat

[Tin Foil Hat On]

There is actually a living species of gummi bear living in Madagascar

[Tin Foil Hat Off]

[tinfoilhat] women really are a evil alien species trying to take over the world! [/tinfoilhat]

OH DEAR GOD!!!! ... your right... although Ravi was rather awesome... but yes... the new sets *after ravi,* are made to drive you completely and toatally nuts....

/aluminium hat

Guns don't kill people... kids who play video games do.....

*I sat here for five minutes and couldn't think of anything besides that... sad, how little my imagination works, isn't it?*

**This was also meant as a joke... I would love to put it on a shirt and wear it around school and see what people say... lol, maybe with "Gamer" written on the back... hehehe**

yay for being a priest!

/tinfoilhaton

the twisted wishes thread is just a government plot controlled by a government agent to know what we want and make sure we never get it!

/tinfoilhatoff

Grym, you dont get to give us conspiracies, you're with the NSA.

lol j/k


[TFH]

Febreeze contains an ingredient that causes epilepsy.

[TFHO]

[tinfoilhat] The TV has a little camera in it, watching you 0.0 [/tinfoilhat]

1984?

if that was true, its seen me for at least 7 of my 20 years of my life...

/tinfoilhatamajig (i dont know why i called it that)

everytime someone rolls a warlock god kills a priest

/tinfoilhatamajig

shadow priest or heal bot?

The mole people will come and destroy all the great monuments of the world and will replace them with statues of the mole gods and leaders, they will wander the earth and we will eventually flood the earth turning it into water world, then we will fly and sail around as the few surviving mole people will rebuild on top of floating city.