You all know how it goes. Reeeeeeeady? START!

Going with a fantasy genre here, so kinda like LFG, but in words. and not using those characters. or plot. So, really, not like LFG at all, but in a similar setting. I wasted so much time posting this, as if you don't know what the fantasy genre entails.

Story starts here:
The canopy of leaves stretched as far as the eye could see, pierced irregularly by beams or golden sunlight. Below the leaves, a lone Elf moved stealthily, arrow knocked and draw in his bow...

The elf was very surprised to find an axe growing out of his head, since axes generally do not belong in head.
"Tag your it!" The satyr cried gleefully, pulling out his axe.

as the blood gushed from the wound, the elf staggered to keep upright. he swung his bow around, looking for the satyr, but it was gone.

Then he fell over dead. He then respawned at blue base.

"Damn those trolls!" The elfin commander cried as his next wave of troops spawned. "They have more vehicle nodes and energy nodes! And they have that heavy trooper bonus! We will have to use light infantry and gorilla tactics if we wish to win this battle!"

"we have to retreat" the elfin commander roared. "theres nothing else we can do here. we're losing too many troops"
"RETREAT!"

As the commander retreated to the woods he realized that he had to take a crap, REALLY BAD

he got one of the mages to cast a teleportation spell. now the troll commander had to crap real bad

he took a crap, but on his way back he had to pee, REALLY BAD.

The elves and trolls made peace, and ran simultaneously to the restroom.

but over time, the restroom decaded. so, they had to use the ladies restroom. which, of course, was filled with little cans and wall shelves saying "10 cents"

thousands of years after this great conflict and later bathroom rush, a lone zirian strode through a clearing. he sniffed the air, and called out " who goes there!"
"only me" a voice called from the shadows."
"i come in peace" the zirian fryd said " allow me to walk through your forest, i shall birng it no harm."
" you may pass the voice called out"
after a long while of walking, the zirian came to the edge of the forest and a lake. he sat down to drink, and after the ripples faded, he looked down and saw

(now someone describes the zirian. please nothing stupid)

A FREAKIN' UGLY PEICE OF CRAP WITH GREASEY BLACK HAIR AND A 5 O'CLOCK SHADOW!

lol ok, ignore that comment

You guys suck...
You could at least pretend to humor me!

did i make you laugh?

oh, i'm sorry

Ah, forget it! It was funny... i think. Have fun, crazy internet peoples!

yay!!

he looked into the water and saw (well, you know) and jumped back in fear. with that, he went to a salon and got his hair done, when to a barber and got his 'stache done, and went girly girl shopping for manicure items and other crap.

nope, should only try to have one story going at a time, otherwise people will get silly.

To quote Iago:
"Get what's coming to you! BWAAAK!"

And then...

ALL HELL BROKE LOSE!

...I'm sorry, but there's no way I can even try to make a continuation to what Tri typed. I mean, if he had said "Aw, Hell's broke loose" or "All Hell broke loose" or "Hell's broke; lost" or "All Hell's blokes lost" or something like that, I can work with that. But I can't with this.

the devil popped up and everything started burning

As the poor elves ran screaming in pain, the demons played lawn darts with them.

but thena volcano erupted!

and BOOM went the entire planet, destroying everything within lightyears of the explosion.

luckily, some people managed to survive.

The worshiped Zenu, believing that he was the father of the Almighty Tom Cruise, and of course the FSM (but no one knew what it stood for)

then one day, they all had a sudden revelation right at 4:02. FSM stood for finca sinca minca! then their heads exploded!

This was follow by an invasion of Zerglings, who rushed all the other players and took over the map. They then plotted there attack on the man human base on Britney Spears zit.

but the humans response was swift. they blasted everythging back to before all hell broke loose and devolved into elves. they set up a bluse base and quickly started war with the primitive trolls and satyrs. they sent out scouts to patrol the areas surrounding the blue base. as one of the scouts moved out The canopy of leaves stretched as far as the eye could see, pierced irregularly by beams or golden sunlight. Below the leaves, a lone Elf moved stealthily, arrow knocked and draw in his bow...

This time, a troll used a HELLFIRE missle launcher from an Apache Longbow Attack helicopter to obliterate the pathetic elf.

James leaned back from his computer, disgusted.
"F***ing trolls."

What the hell is this? WHAT THE F*** IS THIS!?!?/1?! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STRUCTURED CHAOS OF THE ORIGINAL FORUM STORY!? WHERE HAS IT ALL GONE?

i think someone said it on the second page and the person said something along the lines of: "it's going to get silly if you make two at the same time" or something

Ah! Taste now the bittewsweet pleasures of derailment.

Seeing as this just canot end well now and clearly has lost it's will to live, I'll do us all a favor and put this out of it's misery *Loads shotgun*

Closed!

G!