this is a little fun thing, where the post above you has a wish, and you twist it around so its different. for instance:

i wish the nintendo wii had a better name

have fun with the nintendo why!

you have to actually grant the wish though, you cant just say. "no. it stays the wii and i kill you." because thats dumb and not funny, and humor is the point of this thread.

People, World peace wishing has been done and overdone. Surprisingly enough with a little drop of imagination it is incredibly easy to twist. But it has been done. So stop.

ok: here's my wish.

i wish i lived in the carribean

Enjoy your stay at G. Bay, Cuba

I wish I for more Jack Daniel's

Alright. 500 gallons hurtling out of the sky and slamming right into you is okay, right?

I wish my right eye worked better.

Well, I can help you look through men's clothing, but that's about it...


I wish I had a Mazeratti...

My friend Elizabeth Mazeratti is here to hang out with you.



I wish I had a taco.

Here is a old naked hooker

I wish I had some Molson

Here's two tickets.


I wish I had perfect vision, glasses suck.

You now have perfect vision! Enjoy your contact lenses!

I wish I had a car.

A Slug Bug drops from the sky on your head.

pfft you can do better than that. Here Trif, enjoy your not quite brand new 1989 Ford Tempo, it only needs an engine, tires, a steering wheel, and seats.

I wish TBS didn't ruin movies

TBS now ruined books, when made into movies, and USA now ruins movies............happy??


I wish that I had a virtual reality so i could more fully enjoy surfing the net.

ugh you guys are all weird....

i wish i had an infinit amount of wishes

and a slurpee

a cherry flavored one

with coke in the middle

and a pink straw

don't forget the blue cup

make sure it's glass

oh and a spoon in case i need one

Summons a gaint blue glass cup filled with a cherry coke slurpee with a pink straw and a spoon as weapons that eats wishes

enjoy your slurpee but the highschool dropout behind the counter have you change with small pox on it.

I wish I had a show on CBC radio

You have a show but nobody listens to it.




I wish i was super strong.

haha, you don't know how the CBC works do you, and congrats you know have super strong body oder that you can not wash off.

I wish I was on Top Gear

YAY SLURPEES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You now are on some asain show called Top Gear.



I wish i had a gun.

Here's your gun, all you need now is ammo, training, and a gun license. Oh, right, that gun is illegal. Prison is cool.

Your a cool guy.

I wish I had a pet eating panda, who is immune to anti-wishing, and is under my complete control, who has all the correct paperwork, and is invulderable to loopholes.

Did I just break this thread? Probably not.

here is your pet panda, wwho now will commence eaing itself.

I wish I had a dollar.

Ok you HAD a doller u just gave it to a smelly hobo.

I wish i had a gun with ammo a liscense and traning to use it

That was mean. Here's your counterfit dollar.

I wish I had a better computer, not stolen, and working with all proper parts.

Thank you (sort of) Cryox, In return here's your Apple II.

I wish I had a dog collar.

Ok you have a dog coller around your neck with a leash leading to a horny gay black guy


I wish i had immunity to hurtiness.

Ok you're dead.


I wish this Horny gay guy was a hot woman.

Done. But she is is still gay.

I wish I had the super power to shape shift into anything I want.

Granted, but now you have an unhealthy obsession with small bits of paper.


I wish the Hot woman was no longer gay.

done but now shes fat.


i wish i was alive

Done but now you're a tapeworm inside a cow.


I wish the Woman was hot again.

she is hot but more interested in your brother than you

I wish the noob new that Top Gear was a show on the BBC

That's really disturbing, my brother's married.



Done, but he's still a noob


I wish Boston would win the World Series this year.

they did but in an alternate reality were they are basically the equivalent of the Yankees which are called the Rebels because the south won

I wish McDonalds didn't taste like ass

Granted, ass now tastes like Chocolate.

I wish I had some decent socks.

and now the Red Sox are just an "O.K." team

I wish the second season of the Tick was on DVD

Done, but the disks were all recorded over by some American Idol fanatic.

I wish I looked like Daniel Craig whenever I put on a Tuxedo.

you now look like Daniel Craig but in Munich, a loud angry south african working for the Missaud(sp?) and is sweaty

I wish Fire Fly had continued

Done, but now it sucks.


I wish that all reality shows were cancelled.

they have been, now there are virtual realty shows where people are faker than ever

I with that my deer chops were thawed out.

Done, but a dog got in your house and stole them.


I wish I wasn't hungry.

hands David a bowl of rice mullet. Eat up

I wish that I had something to do besides go to Spidey 3 tonight

Done, you can now post on this forum all night.



I wish people around here would play Ska music with me.

They do but it has Emo lyrics

I wish the forum was more active without noobs.

Done, But only the rest of us can see its active.


I wish my room wasn't so freakin hot.

Now your room is -20 Degree Celsius

I wish that I could think of more wishes

Done, but now all you're wishes involve spending time with Aun.


I wish My room was precisely 68 degrees farenheit.

Done, but a meteor just crached into your room

I wish something good was on tv

Its but now the size of a coffin

no more wishes, I'm done for today later.

There is but its on a channel you don't get.


I wish Roger Clemens had Signed witht he Red Sox.

Granted, but now his hand is so cramped from signing the contract he's going to sit out a couple years.

I wish I could fly a plane.

Done but you have no Knowledge as to HOW to fly the plane.


I wish I had a Hamburger.