I made this thread in honor of the "a lil game thread" so have fun an kill each other.

No Noob, we don't need more of these "games" the few active ones we have is enough.

k srry

lol, no worries, I'm sure this isn't going to go anywhere because of how few very active people there are to make this work.

*The Lone David Has entered the game*

Heigh Ho Silver!

*tramples both Hunter and Aun'Va while they discuss whether or not to proceed with the forum, then rides off into the sunset*

Through the wonder that is Canadian Health Care, I leave the hospital dept free and run for the blue base to get their flag.

The Obfuscated One shakes his head. There is no blue base, he thinks to himself, only the teal and orange ones.

With that, he wandered over to the orange base to grab the flag while everybody was busy trying to guard the non-existant red and blue ones.

*Runs over the Obfuscated One in a Puma and steals his flag*

The Obfuscated One was rather squishy.

It was unfortunate for Da Hunter, though, that The Obfuscated One always respawned as whatever had last killed him.

It was for this reason that Da Hunter was mauled by a puma shortly afterwards.




There was a paperwork mixup, you see, and he accidentally came back as the animal instead of the jeep.

I now know what Sarge felt when the warthog when it ran into him...

Buddy watch more RvB, I will reference it a lot.
EDIT: Gotcha

The Lone David Builds a trading post near an Iriquois village and begins to recruit warriors.



I play way too much Age of Empires.

In the spirit of RST

*Builds 'Toss Nexus and pylons*

Takes over all of South America, and gets the continent bonus.

Hey, if hunter can reference RVB, I can reference RISK.

*Uses massive army of Iriquois tomahawk throwers and mantlets to assault the Blue Town Center and take the Flag.*


If Rae gets Risk, I get AoE.

Sends probes to Australia and builds Gateways to warp in Zealots

I leave SC and RvB open to free use but I call Toss

*Retreats into Fort brstling with howizers and heavy cannon*

Sends Zealots to Africa to prepare to take South America

Mounts Circle of Ossus giant cannon on Fort

Builds Stargates in East Australia and starts to produce Carriers

Builds a Factory to start making more Heavy Cannon.



The flags safe with me, no way in hell you're getting in here.

Sends Zealots into South America to kill Rae before she does her flashing-boobies-diversion

Good Idea.


Builds Trading post near Aztec Villages to begin drafting Eagle and Jaguar warriors.

Builds Interceptors for Carriers.

Purchases the services of 6000 Ronin Mercs.

Zealots kill Rae and move onto trading post (plasma swords vs wood)

hey I'm about 50 posts away from taking top 4 poster from Jimmy

Well shit.


Begins drafting cavalry, then uses Nova & Orion cheat for 10000 XP before advancing to Imperial Age.

POWER OVERWHELMING
sweet god mode

Upgrades plasma weapons with forge in Australia

Uses GOATUNHEIM cheat to turn every living thing in the world into a goat.

Sends Carriers to David (ships aren't alive)

You forced me to pull it out hunter....



THIS IS TOO HARD cheat: Wipes the field.


*edit: How are you sending carriers? you're a goat.

THERE IS NO COW LEVEL

Instant win, Ghis and Kay are going to hate this thread methinks, how about we don't play RST's since they are too big and slow.

EDIT: the Toss have psychic commands for their ships

Floats in the air and starts chanting words to summon a army of Tau warriors in his aid.

Also bans the use of cheats

Fine,


Uses Speed adrenalline power to get the flag to base, then pulls out Flak Cannon.


Unreal Chamionship 2 ftw.

O.o no more big armies, how about we just fight for ourselves, easier to manage and evens the field.

Grabs BFG 2000 and shots David, Doom rules all

Im good with that.

Starts summoning somthing.


Pulls out a sword that makes Cloud's look like a toothpick.
Also it's on fire.

None can defeat the master of Unreal Championship.

Flaks Aun'Va in the face before he can complete summons.

Shoots Aun before he finishes

Starts saying random racist insults and blinks away.

Activates Setntinel Adrenaline power, and runs after Aun.

Builds Red base and screams bout this being his house and how he has to protect the flag.

Grabs UDamage, and goes after Hunter with Flak Cannon.

Decides he is far enough away and pulls out a sniper rifle with infrared scope and underslung grenade launcher and looks for anyone following him sees The Lone David and gives him a taste of lead

Oh Crap *jumps through teleporter to a nexus of teleporters... or a janitors closet.*

Hits fire and respawuns right next to Aun, putting a Nahkti Scorpion bolt through his Brain.

Starts building a giant cannon to shoot hunter.

The Cannon shoots giant flaming swords.

Teleports behind David and puts three shots of the unnerfed Pistol in his head

decides he is now pissed at david and pulls out a .50 cal rifle and goes Scarface style on his ass.






EDIT:Starts shooting the cannon at hunter.

Kills Aun a second time and uses Ripmine to destroy Cannon.

Jumps in Sheela and has her Auto Targetting David and Aun.