"Zu Zu! I put you through college and this is how you repay me?" Prof. Farnsworth.
"Who are they?" "They are the Crunk-a-lunkas!" "tell them i hate them!" (again) Prof. Farnsworth.

This is the same as the Simpsons thread i started. Say your quote. Then Say another. Keep quoting until we can build the whole series just from the quotes.

"Now if you'll excuse me, i see a piece of Ravioli that only has two shoe prints on it." *Scwelch* "Three." *EAT'D* Dr. Zoid

Same as per The Simpsons: I'll go for a verbatim translation.

Bender: Compare your life to mine and go commit suicide!

Personal favorate:

"Welcome to Bumbase Alpha, the biggest hobo jungle in the quadrant."

Bender: "I've seen bigger. Oh, wait, I'm thinking of Eugene, Oregon."

"What side you wanna be on?" "The side that kicks your twisted metal ass."


also: "Fry, don't be a hero! It's not covered by the health plan!"

Zoidberg: "Yeah, im looking for courage, going to see the wizard too, blah blah blah."

"No hermes, don't jump!"
"Don't be a fool, husband!"
"Do a flip!"

Fry(Into wrong end of megaphone): "Attention New New Yorkers. Stop acting so stupid!"
*Bird flys down and squacks into the right end. Sends Fry flying.*

Amy 1:"The Professors right. You are evil. And shaaalllooowww."
Amy A:"I am not evil!"

That Guy:"My ony regret...is having...boneitis."

Fry: *pulls sandwich out of his pants* "It is time to injest sandwiches from my compartment"

"Him give good snoo-snoo..."

"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised...."

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I'm feeling the Captain's Itch.
Kif Kroker: I'll get the powder, sir.

Fry: I have an idea.
Leela: I have a better one.

Giant Brain: "Now I am leaving earth for no raisin"

"Scruffy's gonna get himself a new haircut. This one's lost it's pizazz."

Professor: Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs?

Truman: "If you come in peace, surrender immediately. If your here to make war, we surrender."
Zoidberg: "Both good.The important thing is I'm meeting new people."
Truman: "Bush wa. Now what's your mission? Are you planning to make some kind of alien human hybrid?"
Zoidberg: "Are you coming on to me?"
Truman: "Ha! Crackers, I take exception to that!"
Zoidberg: "I'm not hearing a no…"
Truman: "Nerts to this space crap. If we want information, we'll have to do an old fashioned autopsy."
Zoidberg: "...Hurray!"

Thats just awesome.

High priest of Osiris 4: "Your words guide us!"
Regular priests: "We're dumb."

So many to pick from..

Leela: If everyones done being stupid.
Fry: I have more! But, you go ahead.

Leela: Whos there?
Zapp: Just a broken down hobo with nowhere else to go... And his commanding officer.

Zapp: Well, theres nothing left but for the captain to go down with his ship.
Kiff: Thats suprisingly brave of you, sir.
Zapp: No! Its brave of you Kiff! As of now, you're the captain! Congratulations, Soldier!

Zapp: Throw her in the brig!
Fry: But we dont have a brig.
Zapp: Then throw her in the laundry room! Which will hereafter be referred to as the Brig!

I could go on an on.

Fry: "Wow, I must have been acting like a real jerk."
Bender: "Yeah but thats okay. We're all jerks. Me, you, this jerk.

Marine Biologist: And the third reason whales kill is for the pure fun of it
Leela: Is there anything else?
Marine Biologist: Yea, you smell funny and your suits lumpy

Marine Biologist: Hey! He's got aquarium property! Get him!
Robot Cop: Better listen to him, he's a marine biologist

Amy's tattoo: Oh just wait until the tattoos on Amy's butt hear about this!
Tattoo1: Hear about what?
Tattoo2: Yea tell us!
Tattoo3: NEEEEEEEEIGH!

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: If anything happens bring back the blood

From the Trouble with Popplers:

Fry: "Oh, they're great! They're like sex, except I'm having them!"

Zapp: Back when I was captain all I needed was my men's loyalty. They could sit around and drink beer in their underpants for all I cared.
Bender: Beer?
Fry: Underpants?

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass.

I'm so surprised that wasn't on here yet.

bender: "I think I've got whiplash..."
fry: "You dont have a neck?"
bender: "Ass whiplash!

what? I havent seen too many futurama episodes. I've seen like the same three twice.

now.. for THE best quote EVAH!

Zapp: Number 10: Chump
Number 9: Chumpette
Number 8: Yours
Number 7: Up
Number 6: Pimpmobile
Number 5: Bite
Number 4: My
Number 3: Shiny
Number 2: Daffodil
And benders most used word of all... Ass

"I give, what's the problem?"
"We are, technically, in New Jersy."
*Later*
"God, not one place even remotely livable."

General: This experiment will help us discover what the creature eats
Zoidberg: Ohhhhhh, an All-you-can-eat buffet, too bad I forgot my wallet
General over mike: Uh... its free
Zoidberg: *Noisily gobbles food, flinging chunks on glass and slurping them up*

Bender: Emotions are stupid, and should be hated upon!

THIS needs to be remembered!

Flying Brain: "The Big Brain am winning again. I am the greetest! [It laughs.] Now I am leaving Earth for no rason!"