What do you tnink is the best Simpsons quote?

"That's the rock where i saw a leprechaun. he told me to burn things!" Ralph Wiggum.

BTW, quotes from comics count.

"Ach!"

Willie is so freakin amazing.

I know a few in italian but I have no idea whether they're faithful to the originals. Verbatim translations:

Homer: If God didn't want us to eat while in Church, He would make gluttony a sin.

Homer: Ok, don't panic. I'll sell one of my livers. I can live with just one.

Oh, boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

I moved here from Canada, eh? They think I'm slow.

D'oh

that should have been the first one posted

"Singing makes my boogers vibrate!" Ralph

(I'm a ralph fan... that could be taken in the wrong way...)

Ms. Kerbople, the whole left side of my body has gone numb. - Milhouse.

"Its usually a quiet night. Soup for one, salad for one, wine for three." Mrs Krabapple.

"GREASE ME UP WOMAN!'- Willie

Acme Gease and Shovel. hee hee hee. cracked me up.

Welcome back to "D'oh" advice from homer simpson.

-kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably, the lesson is, never try
-If you really want something in life, you have to work for it, now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers
-TV respects me, it laughs with me, not at me
-Kill my boss? Do i dare live out the American dream?
-English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
-Son, when you participate in sporting events, It's not wheter you win or lose; it's how drunk you get
-Facts are meaningless. you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

More to come.

"As the collection plate gos round, i urge you to give as through the person next to you is watching." Rev Lovejoy.
I really want to use that if i ever lead a service at church!

"statistics are all made up, Kent. Sixty-per-cent of all people know that!" Homer J.

If it takes more than twelve steps, it isn't worth doing.-Homer

"congratulations ralphie...you made some friends. now you know what your have to do...burn the house down..BURN THEM ALL!"-the lil man who tells ralph to burn things

salesman: "You! the oily naked man!"
Homer: "You know everything about me!"

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Homer: "Save me chakakan chakakan!"

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Ned "are you starting a daycarecenter?"
Homer "you would like that wouldent you?"
Ned "yes, yes i would"
Homer "then ill do it just too see the look on your face..."
Ned smiles.
Homer "thats the one!"

"I know i don't usually reach out to you. But if you're out there, please, save me Superman!" Homer.

"SAVE ME JEBUS!"-Homer

(side note, this was printed on a Red Sox shirt back in 2004, when Johnny Damon played for them while sporting a haircut and beard that made him look like Jesus)

((side note 2: Johnny Damon: Looks like Jesus, acts like Judas, throws like Mary.))

(((side note 3: FUCK YOU New York Yankees)))

"It's 11 o'clock, do you know where your children are?"
Homer: "I told you last night...NO!"

I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order. The whole freaking system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, its Chinatown! - Homer's best rant ever.

Best quote Everrr:

Homer: "To alcohol!! The cause of...and solution to...all of life's problems!"

Homer to Bart on gambling:

"The trick is to have a system. (whispers) My system is to hide how much I lost from Marge."

Homer: So because I gave the money to the hospital they named a wing after me, you must be mad
Burns: No but until the Morphine wears off Lalalalala *dances away*