ok so heres the deal, its kinda like capture the flag except right now i have it, and all of you gotta take it. and so on and so on.
ready?
set...
GO!



::stands on hill with flag::

*Pulls out his Semi-Auto rifle w/infared scope and begins lining up a shot*

shit::runs behind a rock::

*fwooms you both and takes the flag*

*waits at the graveyard for the spirit healer to AoE Rezz* ....damn Fwoomers..he is SO getting a headshot.

::sits on gravestone::
dammit

*enters the battlefield, then flashes her boobies to distract everyone, then grabs the flag before everyone comes back to their senses*

*Petrified*

*uses mad ninja skillz to fight while wearing blindfold, uses the Dragons Lotus Fang of the Crane technique to paralyze flag holder and siezes the flag*

*runs around waving arms in the air to cause a distraction, gets shot in head*

*chuckles*

*laughs after tvtims head expoldes from my 50. cal sniper rifle doming his arse*

*chuckles again, because has traced the shot and has now drawn bead on foolish, foolish, sniper. NINJA ATTACK!!*

*blocks the ninja attack by smashing the head of shiosk with butt of rifle, only to be shot in the leg*

This is Godmodding, and I'm NOT going to resort to a strip tease to get that damn flag...

*uses his MindControl no Jutsu to force Rae-Rae to resort to strip teasing to get the damn flag*

Muah!

Isn't assuming we're oggling you also god moding? And since you won't...


*stripteases to make all the guys consider going gay and steals the flag while theyre busy pondering*

We need to make teams.

Assuming you're all oggling me isn't godmodding, it would be a genuine fact in the real world. Would you NOT notice a random Asian chick shedding her apparel in the middle of some battlefield? I'm surprised the Japanese didnt try it to distract the American troops. They coulda won if they tried.

depends on the woman. They have a much higher chestless to chesty ratio over there.

I wouldn't. Women naturally strip and orgasm when I walk by. I'm used to it.

And I'm first captain!

I pick rae rae. Her breasts make an excellent point.

I go where Rae-Rae's breasts go.

Not if youre not picked for our team.

*hands rae-rae a can of mace*

Bah. I'm second captain, then. I pick the guy with the sniper rifle.

This is how Helen of Troy must've felt...

next we'll show you how helen of troy was felt.

Capable of using her chesticles for good or for evil and with an empowered can of Mace (+1) at her hands? Also, who's the mysoginistic git who insulted the godesses? Not that it was his fault. Paris was kind of placed in a "does this make my butt look fat" situation.

Poor Paris... honestly, I would've gone with Athena and had limitless knowledge, including knowledge on how to appease the Hera and Aphrodite to keep them from exacting their revenge... And of course, the knowledge to gain Helen's affections.

That mace sounds mighty handy right about now.

That said, I picke Hera for my side!

0.0
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-.-
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0.0

*While everyones standing around talking about breastest's... Gothic:Ninjas flag and vanishes*
"Haha i win bicthes.

Yeah... I would have gone with aphrodite.

Cuz I'm straight, you see.

Well you win... but are you getting any action in the sack tonight?

No, because you spent your time going after a silly little flag.

So you lose! *insert manaical laugher here*

You kiddin' me? Hera's totally MILF!


Egads, what have I become? I can't believe I just said that!


*hires out robot assasins to kill Gothic before he can get back to base*

OOOH! good point.


You picked sniper rifle guy, so my pick goes to gothic.

whee.

Rae's breastes are making me say perverted things (as if she didn't think I was an ass form the abortion thread, she totally does now. >.<)

I mount my Mechanostrider and chase after gothic, robot assasins running vanguard.

*uses y2k bug +5 on your robots*

Not that i'm bragging, but... no i'm not gettin laid tonight.. and that flag was worth it, besides.
i'm getting laid tommorow night..virgin/freshmen (>,< blagh not sure whats worse)
then i'mm fuk her friend tuesday (same thing.. >,<)
then both of them

>_>
i kno pycho girls...

hope they let me tape it ftw

Unfortunately for you, my nemesis, my robots were Y2K compliant! Hoho! *converts Mechanostrider in to a jetpack and snags the flag, flying over Gothic's head*
Edit: AUGH! I can't type tonight!

damn

*crawls through thte tubes that make up the internet to get inside of your robots, then gets syrup in all the sensitive electronics*

Fact: syrup and electronics don't mix.

Damn! I shouldn't have given them that highspeed internet!

*strips*...

*notices it has no affect, and goes to plan B: a comically oversized salmon, and procedes to pummel whats left of robots, and hijacks the flag*

Dismeeir, I like your spirit. Join my team!

i dont know, i kind of just salmon'd your robots to peices, arent you angry or anything?

Y'got spunk! Besides, they were hired lackeys. I can always get more. Join me, and together you and I will rule the field!

*Finally wakes up from rifle butt to head. Blames blindfold for troubles. Triggers codename 'Salmon Bomb' tiptoes through Dismeeir's remains, grabs flag, and vanishes into the moonlight. Twice. Cause I'm a NINJA.*

*casts disintegrate on flag*

*vaccums up the dust*

/res flag

*flees*

I have demon. Also, I disband goth. You can have him.

So my team lineup is

Me
The talking breasts
and DiSoG

your pick.

*still fleeing*

wait... Team? Wha..?

*flees some more*

*pieces of dom start piecing back together, with pieces of fish, to create man-salmon mc-angry, the evilest evil, more eviler than skeletor*

ROIGHT! NUFF O THAT! Etoh, i'm on your team, on the one condition we get that bastard back!

*summons two salmon, making salmon chucks out of them*

prepare to be salm-OWNED

*casts cats +5 on your salmon*

*summons "Giant Cat of Fish Eatyness*