My husband thinks this is sick and twisted. Tell me whatcha think.
I don't know why...but, I had this idea for an alter world in which Cale was Calea instead(you know, a girl)
...and well the alter title is "Richard, the Father". He has a set of twins by Calea, a boy like her and a girl like him. And well, through many years of cold calculating plans and...using ever faithful Calea as a meat shield more than once(How the **** does she live!?), he has achieved dominance and mastery of the EVILdoer's Guild and has finally come to the realization of his greatest dream...

"So, what have we built again?"
"A mountain that eats people."
"Why?"
"Because I wanted one."

It's not amusing. It's just stupid.

Cale is already girly enough... giving him boobs wouldn't do much but reduce Richard to fits of laughter great enough to shatter the planet... in fact, it probably would shatter the planet.

Well...honesty is great...oh well. Still, Richard has nothing to contend with compared to parenthood. Seriously, any parents around? Ah well...

Richard killed his father. I think he mentions that in the 2nd page, if not the first.

yea, I dont think richard would be dumb enough to take a chance on the parent killing gene rearing its ugly head, that and the thought of Richard and Cale copulating is just plain repulsive, but I like the part about the mountain.

CAN the undead copulate? I mean... yeah. Thats up there with the tauren nipple question...

reads shiosk's post*
*eyes burn and fall out*
NOOOOOO!!!! I DONT WANNA THINK ABOUT TUAREN NIPPLES!!!!

Ehh...i'm sure they can Try...but even if they managed to stay equipped after years of decaying, no (wo)man in his/her right mind would go anywhere near them to make an attempt.

precisely, then, if they did, would the children be alive?

Milk in Azeroth has to come from somewhere, what with newbies running around killing all the cows to level their skinning...

Tauren Milk, Good for what ails the body. <May cause Mad Cow Disease, and/or an increased urge to dance like a banana>

Who here thinks Cale IS in his mind. I love him, really I do, but frankly Richard is more sane.

It burns sooo badly, well, good thing my casters only drink potions, none of that nasty tauren stuff

Also, why couldn't the children be alive? Writers have been spawning half-vampires for years! Example: Vampire Hunter: D

Because vampires are the 'working' undead... their bodies still retain the majority of their previous living-selves functions... an undead such as richard doesn't even seem to still HAVE most of the organs he needs to survive.

Well, admitedly, we haven't played World of Warcraft....so what is Richard exactly?

I don't think richard is undead.... the undead don't have so much of their own will. I think he's just twisted his own body so often it doesn't really function as a body anymore, it's just an vessel for his soul, animated my magicks.

I used a K. that makes me have credibility.

I personally saw him as more of a lich-type and well they've access to all kinds of nasty dark magics that could indeed make such an abomination possible.

well, I guess that makes sense. more will than a skeleton, less organs than the Forsaken, yep that fits the bill btw, very fine use of the K.

The question still stands: Can liches get it on?

Do Tauren nipples lactate?

Which is sexier to an troll: boobs or tusk size?

How the heck do nerubians make babies?

If a murloc and an elf had a kid, where would it live? And could we call it a Melf?

And paladins: can THEY get it on? Are they allowed to?

Christ, MORE undead copulation?!

Do female Tauren have udders?

FUK.
and
THAT.

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY!!

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY!

I think you all are hilarious, but this was keeping me Up and man I am tired.
First, Tauran nipples: They are mammals, soo would have to produce milk. Quadrapeds generally follow the udderlike pattern, bipeds , well our pattern. So in a strange evolutionary twist, Taurans would almost have to have the biped, read our, pattern.
The debate raging about the horror and unfeasibility of undead copulation is just as fun! I mean it isn't as if reality encompasses undead warlocks fwooming and resurrecting people either, but it's so much fun to imagine! So while fascinating and hilarious, in a magikal world, why not? I love ya all, bye now. Hope now I can get to sleep!

I would build a mountian that ate people, just so that I could give it to Richard.

I'm sure he'd love it. You DO know we are all pawns in his game of evil and of staving of the boredom of an endless existance, mostly for the boredom. He'll kill us all! And we'll love him for it!

OMG seexy taurens and undead o.O what next?