Ok, lets get this thing on the road. I need writers, helpers, and ppl to select the virgins acording to
height, age, ect ect.

Mail me at info@wow-aurum.com or leave a pm.

Plus we need some research on his village would be nice to put the folder up

The work in progress shrine: Richard the great!

Oh well, I've got free-time. Count me in on this crazy venture.

who needs research, just cook up a bunch of ridiculous rumors or make "educated" guesses, or finally just use obvious generalities.

It is on a coast so has many fishermen, It is run by a warlock so the people are undead fishermen. there if you need anymore, let me know

Undead Fishermen who enjoy singing the odd sea-shanty about scantily clad corpses, and have an odd fetish for the frontal lobe of Orc brains, for reasons unknown.

and enjoy drinking beer made with dead yeast bacteria

Which looks supiciously like urine left in a corpse for some time.

Which is exactly what it is. They walk into a bar and say, "Hey man, the beer here is piss." and their buddy goes, "Naw crap, you serious?" and he says, "HECK YES I AM!!!" and he says, "SWEET!!!"

The undead are weird.

And they don't get many repeat tourists.
(don't go into the hotel - customers go in, but they don't come out)

It's probably called Innsmouth. (Lovecraftian reference - if you don't get it, look it up)
[woo, first post.]

wrong, they do come out, but as piss-drinking undead fishermen

Actually, if it IS Innsmouth, then they don't come out because they were devoured by bizarre fish people from beneath the sea. Yeah. Sometimes, I have to wonder what Lovecraft was ON, man. Some of the stuff he wrote... *shudder*

Cthulhu f'tagn.

hmm...the fish people could be from another city and compete in a piss-beer drinking contest every year, but they never can win

Well yeah, do you have any idea how hard it is to get a zombie drunk? Seriously.

One drink: "BRAAAAIIINS!!"

Ten drinks: "BRAAAIIINS!!"

Twenty: "BRAAAAIIINS!!"

Fifty: "BRAAAIIINSH!!" (see, he's a little slurred)

One hundred: "Liver." "Brainsh?" "Defnetly liver." (startin to feel it...)

Two hundred: "... *thump*..." (oooohhh... and down he goes. Let's check his BAC... wow. 1.0 I think that means he has 100% Captain Morgan running through his veins... Undead win).

yea, fish people just cant hold their liquor

I'm tempted to just down a whole bottle of Cap'n Morgan into an expensive aquarium filled with $2000 fishies just to see what happenes. I'm not sure yet, but I know it'll be amusing.

cant be any worse than peeing in the tank

If I had to guess... they'd all drink, forget to pick a DD, then go out on the town, crash into a telephone pole, then die in the twisted burning wreckage of YOUR car.

Friends don't let their fish drive drunk.

Fish-people, fight them and die or help them and be forced to have fish-sex.

Some choice.

Oh sweet merciful christ, I have Fish-People/Zombie-Fishermen images in my head! UNHOLY IMAGES!

Must...cleanse...eyes...with...bleach..

It's better than the bulldog with mayonaise thing though, isn't it?

NOT

AGAIN

DEAR

LORD

PLEASE

NO

!!!!!!

haha the unimaginative win...yet again...lolz...

I think I have created a monster so horrible, it's in league with Richard's creulty.

In Soviet Russia, Richard worship you?

No, you still worship Richard, but you call him Comrade Richardski.

All Hail Comrade Richarski!
Onvord! To Glory!

*Hordes of chanting soldiers, marching in unison*

Hee oh, na, hoooo Richardi.

yay! lets go hang out a the statue with the backwards letters in its name with good old Richardski

by the way, all these images are mixing into one big old tauren nipple undead on fish orgy

It's udder madness.

yes it is

Aww, don't take up the Pun-challenge?!

Like out grand master says: "This thread took an odd turn somewhere along the way"

Still.. while its derailing.. it is what Ricard would have wanted

SINCE WHEN DID THIS TOPIC FROM THE VILLAGE UP THE COAST TURN INTO PISS DRINKING FISHERMEN!...!!!!

Er.... since it was funny?

because richard wanted it to, and make another move and it turns to tuaren nipples again

So, is it considered acceptable in Tauren society for the females to milk themselves in public? Cause, you know that like cows n stuff get really... uh... full if they ain't milked regularly. So is that like... i dunno, shaving for human males?

"Oh I can't go out just yet, I need to milk myself..."

do they need like special magazines to do that sorta stuff?

We need a Spam Kill-Team.

Indeed, darn those bots.
Count me in for the fan site...
Hm, I would like to have seen the discussion that Tauren nipples may have generated.

I still need help tho.. had a few offers.. but they seem dead in the water..... just like Richard would like it.

Hey, still open to help here.