rvb is the funniest rip of halo i have ever seen and i have seen a lot
if you have not seen red v blue then you dont know what you are missing
web adress for rvb

I used to watch them all the time there awesome videos, my favorites is where they are in battle creek and the trash talking TDM guys are in there running around taunting each other is episode like 41 or something like that an awesome video series, also on RvB.com you can find P.A.N.I.C.S a F.E.A.R. rip off, and The StrangerHood a Sims 2 rip.

Yeah It's my favorite Machinima, I'm so annoyed that there are 6 eps left though. And remember how good it looks when you have a few blue corpses kicking around the place.

Only 6 left? What? I'm a sponsor! I pay for more than six episodes!

I haven't watched the last few. I need to catch up.

I think the PSA's are the best currently, I love when they put those out. The one they had a while ago on how to improve the winter olympics was awesome.

The difference between the real world and the internet was my favorite, Politics makes me horny! I don't remember who yells that but god its funny.

I LOVE BLOOD AND VIOLENCE! I GOT A BONER FOR MURDER!

I only drink the blood of my enemies!


And occasionally a strawberry yoohoo.

In the Future we call MP3s MP28s

I could have taken the big gun.

Mindless banter = Fun
I don't want to kill....but i don't want to die either.

My name is Micheal J. Caboose, and I HATE BABIES!

There are seven pedals... but only four directions...

Blue why don't we work together? Ok i'm coming out, ok i'm coming out to what did you mean we could work as a team? i bash you in the face with my rifle and you die good game, gg, gg.

Do you ever wonder why we are here?

The flag has been stolen who will point the direction in battle who will inspire us with its shiny pole?

Sister - Whos the guys, hes kinda cute
Tucker - Thats Tex, shes a girl
Sister She's kinda cute

I'm thinking that Google bot is Lopez before he got his voice chip and isn't that helpful when it comes to fixing the Puma, Chupathiny, Warthog.

It has to run out of ammo SOMETIME!

Caboose - I just found the meanest person I know
someone - Tex?
Caboose - Meaner
someone - Omega?
Caboose - Someone much meaner than that
Church - Caboose can you hear me? Caboose can you hear me? Caboose can you hear me?

Tex - I don't have treads but i often catch them a thing they really shouldn't be.

Grif - Please don't eat me bad people.

Church: It looks like a big cat.
Tucker: You mean like a puma?

Tucker - I'm sorry, what? It's kind of hard to hear you over the sound of your constant team killing.

Sarge: ARRR there be termites in me leg!
Church: THAT IS NOT A SOUTHERN ACCENT!

Sheila - All targets eliminated. Acquiring new target.
Church - Hey Tucker, look at this, man: it's the rookie! And he brought the tank out to scare off the Reds.
Tucker - What? No way!
Church - Hey rookie, good job man! Why didn't you tell us you knew how to drive the tank?
Sheila - New target acquired.
Caboose - That's not a target. That's Church.
Church - Yeah, that's right, it's me, Church! What's going on, man!
Sheila - Target locked.
Caboose - What? No. Target unlock. Unlock! Please help me nice lady.
Sheila - Firing main cannon.
Caboose - Uh oh...
Tucker - Uh oh...
Church - What? Oh, son of a bi...
Tucker - Holy fuck! Church, are you okay? Talk to me, Church!
Tucker - You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard!

That one I took from IMDB

Simmons: Griff I am low on ammo give me some more.
Griff: What? Get your own ammo.
Simmons: Well your supposed to bring the extra ammo.
Griff: What?! When did we decide that!
Sarge: Griff I am low on ammo gimmie some more.
Griff: Why the fuck are you looking at me for more ammo?
Sarge: We decided at the last meeting you would be the one to carry the extra ammo.
Griff: Really? I usually just sleep with my helmet on in those.

Hello are there any survivors? Preferably any RED survivors, but don't let that discourage you if your blue i won't step on your neck or anything.

Doc: So who's body is in that grave?
Church: Oh thats my body.
Tucker: Yeah he had to possess a spanish speaking robots body and steal it, then we had to paint it blue.

Sarge - Anyone... want to guess... why I gathered you here... today?
Grif - Uh, is it because the war's over and you're sending us home?
Sarge - That's exactly it, Private. War's over. We won. Turns out you're the big hero. We're gonna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float. And Simmons here is in charge of confetti!
Grif - I'm no stranger to sarcasm, sir.

Doc: Next time I see him, I will tell him to go to H-E Double Hockey sticks. Oh thats not very nice.
O'Mally: If I find him, I will rip his eye balls from his skull and feast on them!

Caboose: [Church has deliberately shot Caboose in the foot] Rest in peace, pinky toe...
O'Malley: YOU SHALL BE AVENGED.

O'Mally: I shall eat your children!
Com Guy: Woah dude! First it was all cool but now your talkin about eatin my children?
Doc: I am very sorry about that...
Com Guy: Its cool dude. I dont have kids.

Grif: Guess what? They already have a color for lightish-red. You know what it's called? Pink.

Donut: ITS NOT PINK ITS LIGHT RED!

Vic: Hey dude.
Church: Vic hey
Vic: This is Vic... 555-VICK do do do... im not in the casita right now so leave your low down at the ding dong... asta
Church: Hey Vic this is church I need to...
Vics voicemail: you have reached the voicemail system
Church: *sighs* ok ok coem on
Vics voicemail: To leave a message just wait for the tone
Church: I know how to leave a god damn message
Vics voicemail: When you are finished recording just hang up or push pound for more options
Church: Really hang up no shit... I was just going to keep on talking till he decided to check his voicemail
Vics voicemail: For delivery options press 5
Church: *angrily* Just give me the damn beep!
Vics voicemail: To leave a call back number press 8. To page this person press 6.
Church: COME ON!
Vics voicemail: To repeate this message press 9
Church: I will fucking stab you computer phone lady!
[Some time later]
Vics voicemail: To mark this message as urgent press 11
Church: *Yelling* There is no 11 you fucking whore!

best ever this season

Sarge: Boys, meet the M12 LRV. I like to call it the Warthog.
Griff: It looks like a like a big cat.
Simmons: What kind of cat?
Griff: A puma.
Sarge: Griff! What have I told you about making up animals!
Griff: Sorry sir.
Sarge: Now, it is called the warthog because of this grapple here, which looks like tusks. What animal has tusks?
Simmons: A warthog.
Griff: A walrus.
Sarge: Griff! Stop making up imaginary animals!
Griff: (aside) It still looks like a puma.

Simmons: Shotgun!
Grif: Shotgun... fuck!
Donut: Shotgun lap!
Simmons: Fuck!

Donut: So I was thinking: Where can I go without any pants on!
Simmons: Thats disgusting.

I like me

Donut: Do you have any tampons?
Church: Since when to the reds have a girl?

I regret nothing, I have lived as few dare to dream! - Zealot

Tell my girlfriend that i love her, my girlfriend now bitch. -Zealot

Caboose - My dad always said why buy the cow when you get the milk for free.
Church - Did you just call my girlfriend a cow?
Tucker - I think he just called her a slut.

Does this thing EVER run out of ammo?

I seem to be in a nexus of teleporters that could lead anywhere in the universe....or its the janitors closet i don't f****** know. - Simmons 3.0

Caboose: This is fun! Okay, okay, your turn! Truth or dare?
Donut: Hmm... truth!
Caboose: Ok... tell me... all of the Red's secret plans!
Donut: Aww! You tricked me! You Blue guys are so smart. Ok, now listen closely. Our biggest secret is...
Church: Caboose! It's me, Church! I possessed this guy so we can... hey. This pink armor is kinda comfortable. Roomy. What were you guys talking about?
Caboose: Oh... nothing.

Donut: Hey guys whats up?
Simmons: We were uh, just talking about our supply shortage.
Griff: Yeah, we need you to go to the store and pick up some elbow grease.
Simmons. And some headlight fluid.
Donut: Ok.
*runs off*
Donut: How stupid do those guys think I am? Elbow grease. Once I get back with that headlight fluid, I am talking with the sarge!

I love the first season the best.

Definitively. Plot just got in the way of the humor. Except for Andy, he was good.

Yeah since it seems like it is right in the middle of the story right now I don't know how they are going to be able to finish it off with only 6 shows left. Maybe it will be just left open and unfinished.

Caboose wakes up and realizes its all a dream!

Tucker (very nasally voice): ALL HAIL THE GREAT AND MIGHT CABOOSE!