In the Cake vs Pie bullshit fight, I am candied fruit, but I figured you little girls would get a kick out of this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6k

Oh I can't wait to watch that on TBS or CBC

Lawl. "Brush your teeth!"

I prefer cake over pie. mmm...apple cake...

Agree'd

That was funny right thar.

Hell ya, bow before the power that is cake. We now have the three hundred on our side foolish pie lovers, what are you going to do now. You cant even storm verbies gingerbread house, our capitol for the 300 are our house guards. We are now invincible.

Well the Pietamians got a midget traitor on our side, so we win. Also, most battles are you know, fought with modern day weapons like guns and such.

Guns>Spears, shields, and thongs.

Well, in the "modern day world" do you see cakes and pies throwing it down? Our war transends everything you know grubz and we of the cake factions our delicious. We shall smash any attack you throw at us.

One of the best things about cake is frosting, Pie people would counter with pie a la mode but Cake has the might Icecream cake, we win every time, one could say that cake has the spirit of the warrior.

Fruit filling FTW. 'Nuff said.

Ha, there is where your first folly lies as you see yourself as superior for fruit filling. But the fact of the matter is some of our very best cake ranks take advantage of this ingredient. We hold the best and greatest pieces of all desserts in our ranks. We are the best of all worlds and as such are gods among desserts.

Roll cakes often contain a filling. Like a giant Strawberry Shortcake Little Debbie. Also, coffee cakes can have apples in them, muffins can be filled with a fruit jelly or jam, etc. etc.

Cake is much more versatile than pie, my freind. They are an uberdessert, and thus win.

And to complete the win I bring two words: Black Forest. Its made with wine, you can't beat a cake with booze, cherries, and chocolate.

You better brush your teeth afterwards. And don't forget you make your mommy an etch-a-skecth telling her how much you love her.

Hah, not even the high priestest has a counter for our assualt. It is another sad day for the pie nation.

You guys are fruit pies?

You pansies.

Cake makes me hurl, but if you guys are favouring fruit over good honest meat pies, I have no respect for you.

Cake is as close to sexual pleasure as your tongue may ever get.

What about blow jobs?

Sillly caketopian, do you honestly think that your incessant, pathetic mewling will in any way prevent your inevitable, crushing defeat?

But Meat Pies aren't desert therefore they can't be part of the argument. That and they are bloody good, there are many times I have had meat pies and followed them with a piece of cake.

Sorry skipper, but these are the Pastry wars. No one said anything about dessert. The meat pies are proud members of the forces of Pietamia. Tremble before their awesome might.

Grubz said something like it a while ago but because I'm going to start working on some stuff I don't want to look for it, I take back my comment and meat pies are in. They are a yummy enemy indeed.

I hate to say it but really what ever side wins this online argument it basically ends up being like the Special Olympics joke.

Well, those are all valid points except for the fact that you are Caketopian infidels who are only a little bit better than turd pies.

Well you can get cake molds for boobs, to make great cakes for stag parties or to bring to a gender studies class. Does pie have anything like that? No, closest thing it has is whipped cream.

I knew someone would mention this
I'd rather perform a cunnilingus (what with me being a boy and all) but even then, it wouldn't be my tongue who would experience sexual pleasure...

I'm going to buy the local wholesale cake manufacturer and supply anthrax frosting. I'm willing to kill millions just because you wanted to have a ridiculously unfunny internet argument.

So you can make boobie cakes, you can still have sex with pies though. Cakes aren't studry enough for that.

At this point it is necesary to be said that this conversation has gone to the point of no return. My mind shall forever be scarred.

Well that was an image of American Pie I didn't really want to remember.

Once again, my expert use of psycholgical warfare has won the day for Pietamia. *Crowd goes wild* Yeaaaaaaaahhhh!!! Yeeeeaaaaaaahhhh!!!

Spyder- Actually, this is quite tame by the standards of the original Cake vs. Pie wars thread....and other earlier threads. Poor, poor deviant. I suggest you leave now, for soon you will cross the point of no return. The point when you cheerfully banter about such things as undead people sex and the mechanics thereof... Run, run fast, for we are lurking.

Meh, I simply just thought of the webcam boobs before the pie-fucker starts to strip.

Whatever did happen to the Undead sex thread anyway? How did we let such a classic fall away? What about good old Tauren nipples? My God, what's happened to us?

Spyder- Dear Grubz, at last you have slipped into delusion from the pressures of this war. Pie can never triumph, for Cake is the sleeper cell of dessert. Save for the God of the Cake Horde, Verbose, we of the cake horde do not foolishly proclaim our rank. You cannot eliminate the leaders of the horde for you know not who they are. Destroy one, and another rises. Surrender before you cause the death of your pathetic nation.

Cakes may be the sleeper cell but I am the pillow that smothers your sleeping comrades.

Oh yea, did I mention that pillows are on our side too? Well, they are now.

Spyder- Pillows? That was the best you had? Get some rest Grubz. I need a wittier enemy, someone worthy. Someone that will make me go and have to think awhile on a reply.

You want then you'll get

Indian Thriller

Spyder- Tried it. Message comes up that the link is out of date or not valid. No for you. Now leave my quickie mart.

damn, ok then
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0

Spyder- Eh, maybe a for you. Mostly it was kind of just that so stupid its funny. Regardless, it has no power in the Great War.

Well Cakes have both WMDs and handheld firearms.

Point 1: I cant believe i just watched that whole thing.....I feel dirty now.

Point 2: how does this improove your position in the pastry wars. Are you enlisting indians now for cheep labour?

Point 3: Do you have so much time on your hands that you can go around finding shit like these.

Point 4: What the f*** was up with the girl actor. I mean jesus christ, she was even worse than her american conter part which
i thought would be imposible.

Point 5: Is that the week dance moves you plan on bringing to the table, cause if it is, you are going down.


(Note: only first point is an actual point. The rest are questions that form points in the readers head.)

Well, we got the Indians for cheap labor and funny dances, that is my point. Other than that the video was linked to me by a friend who has enough time to look up crazy shit like that. It helps the war effort by distracting you long enough for my Indian cohorts to cause you all to lose your jobs to outsourcing and therefore lose all your shiny pennies with which to buy weapons for use against us.

If you side with cake, you listen to Hawthorne Heights. You don't want to be emo, do you?

(Hooray for propaganda!)

Lies, cake eaters don't cut themselves, only cake and emos.

Spyder- I've never even heard of Hawthorne Heights. Seems it is the priestess of pie who is emo-curious. Pie is weakening my brothers and sisters of the Horde. Soon it will be time to strike.

And those heathen pie lovers!

Damnit, now I gotta clean up all this propaganda. I would like to issue a statement that affirms the fact that all pietamians listen to rammstein and johnny cash, there is no room for emos i our kingdom.

hmm maybe I should convert.

PIE FTW (now)