"Your wholesale mass slaughter"
"Locate and butcher your daughter"

... but i can't think of any other verses to go with that lol.. it's the best! you all amke up a song for Richard and we'll see how it goes from there.

"Locate and butcher your daughter"
"Then we turn you to fodder"

"he come from he shadows with a "Fwoosh" oh crap he says then disapears"
hurrah

"Your wholesale mass slaughter"
"Locate and butcher your daughter"
"Find the son,and kill him like a rat"
"Than slaughter the mother to complete the set"
u know where is this from ^

So now you shan't be a bother?

I've actually written out this song, and I'm hoping to do an animated music video with it one day in the neat future

Can't. Wait. To. See. The. Animated. Music. Video.
Must. Have. Now.

Geez, I'm suffering from a severe Richard-overload..!

*Has a heart attack and dies* <3

Hand it over. Now.

No, seriously, I just bloody have to see that one. I loved the short film you had of Richard scorching the butterfly.

I DEMAND MORE RICHARD BASED MUSICALS!

Now I hate the "Sound of Music" as much as the next guy, but Richard and the group singing along while brutally killing everything? Awesome.

I will kill you with a fork, I kill you with a spork, I will kill you with a spoon, I will kill you with the color maroon, I will kill you on a plain, I will kill you with a train, I will kill you for forever, I will kill you even deader.


I kill you so dead, you wish I didn't kill you so dead

XD

*drools all over the place agean*




Soooo when did richard become doctor seuss

Your wholesale mass slaughter
Locate and butcher your daughter
Cataclysm what life you hold dear
The screams of horrid death sounds beautiful to hear
Let the blackest sounds of hell rise under my cry
Then cast a blood moon, through the dark ominous sky
Death whimpers as a coward under its unholy stream
and I assure you, this isn't a dream....

Sounds like something richard would sing.

WHo noticed the OMG its in the new comic Huraah

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT!!! i hope richard has a wonderful singing voice

i cant wait to hear what they put his voice as in any event

I'm gonna create mass slaughter,
I'm gonna find and kill your daughter,
when she falls down dead,
im gonna cut off her head,
cause I'm evil, evil,
I'm so evil Hitler idolizes me.

i like it except end

I'm still hoping for a Christopher Walken sound. As long as it's not something pansy-esque boy band, or anything along those lines, it'll suffice.

I met this guy the other day
His name was Cale and he seemed okay

But he had some crazy notions about being good
He didn't kill and maim like a blood elf should

I tried to tell him, "Don't you understand what evil is, buddy?"
(To demonstrate I set fire to a small bunny)

Cale'anon wouldn't listen to me, he wouldn't give up
He looked me in the eye and said "STFU"

He shot a bunch of arrows at my flesh congealed
(lucky there was a guy nearby to use as a shield)

He called me some names and I got quite irate
Hey look, mortal, this spell's called 'incinerate'.

I walked into town, Cale's dust in hand
There had to be a priest somewhere in this land.

Her name was Benny and she got in a bar fight
She could kick some ass for a cleric of the light.

She said, "I'm a little rusty but I'll do my best."

KA THUNK

I'm no doctor, but there's a dagger in my chest.

See, there's this guy named Aelloon of the King's legion of old
turns out Benny owed him a whole bunch of gold

Aelloon gave the attack order to his henchmen
When Benny rezzed Cale right there and then

He removed his sword from it's leather sheath
(remember the guy who threw daggers? Well, these are his teeth)

So I cast a spell, figured I should help out
All Aelloon's troops started freaking out

They tore off their skin like something from a nice dream
In case you weren't sure, the skeletons are on our team.

So we killed Aelloon's men (a LOT of them too)
And then a dragon of the legion came out of the blue

It pinned me and Cale to the ground
The thing's got more teeth than a greater hellhound

So Cale'anon, he asked for my aid
"Won't you pull his skeleton out richard?" With that, my day was made.

So that's how it is, my blood elf ranger?
Gonna badmouth the dark arts until you're in danger?

Kind of ironic, my reply was as such:
"My arms are pinned down, so not so much."



And that's all I've got.


Word.

Krimsin that is so freaking awesome !
'Hey look, mortal, this spell's called 'incinerate'

Krimsin

wow...... just....wow..... holly.... wow.....wow.... I LIKE ^-^

I enjoyed that, Krim

WOW. that's about all i can say. Except for one thing.. what tune does it go to? lol.. it was more like a rhyme, but still.. it was really good!!! +10! 5 *****!!

Man, I was on a roll there.

Dang, I forgot to put in that wholesale mass slaughter thing.

HAHAHA! That's really good sis!

im verry impressed

lol.. i got up before school just to see what people had to say

and Sohmer posted AGAIN.. he must like this topic

Sure he posts here but dosent even look at the topic i posted to ask if it was ok to make an animatin X_X

LOL... that's only because, not to be rude, but we are more interested in hearing Richard's song and watching the music video than an animation... besides, there's one out there already.. have you seen it? but yes, another animation would be really kool!!!

~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCo0R_DEE3w ~

lol.. cute cute cute

Im not talking about one of those i dont intend to make a 100% exactly like or anything like that ((as if i could)) i am talking something small that could go in the siggys

aaaahhhhhh i see.. well anyway, i think Tom Jones should be the voice of the singing Richard.. LOL that would be awesome

To be realistic, anything will do i wont be dissapointed with anything they do

well good. that means me brother can sing for his voice. just kidding

Fine by me X_X

YOU ARE A SICK MAN. DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT MY BROTHER SOUNDS LIKE?? HE MAKES MY EARS BLEED WHEN HE TRIES TO HUM THE SONGS TO ZELDA!!! NEXT TIME I HEAR HIM I MIGHT EVEN DIE. DON'T EVER SAY THAT!

O_O Im so sorry i didnt know X_X

LOL i'm just playing around... but seriously you'd never want to hear him.

All are very enjoyable.

no comment!!!!!!!hilarious(exeption)-the song

i wonder if they will ever make a movie? or a 30 minute short? oh well.. but it's nothing compaired to what the music video would be like!!!

The hills are alive with the sound of slaughter.

*bows down before the awesomeness that is Krim*

Double posting, bad. Might want to check out the rules topic. There's a neat little edit button right next to the Quote/Reply buttons.

Edit: For your convenience.

RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!! rawr! SING TO US, OH RICHARD OF THE THIRTEEN HELLS!!!

How about:

You seek my wholesale mass slaughter,
but when I'm done with you, I'll locate and butcher your daughter.
If you have a son, how long he burns 'll be the bet,
and slaughtering the mother shall complete the set!!! *crescendo*

very good

ok, i have to do this becaue i feel it needs to be done.. (and ignore my double posting, will ya? )

For all those out there who have seen the MOVIE The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and know the Dolphin theme song very well, it will only make sense to you. if not, netflix it or rent it at blockbuster or something... but please, try not to be confused
here it goes...


So long, and thanks for all the death
So happy it smelled like my breath
I tried to kill you all, but oh my

You may not share my need for blood
That really makes you think "oh crud"
Your raw flesh sinking down to my
Greeeen-ish stommm-ach!

So long, so long, and thanks! .. for all the death

You life's about to be destroyed
You've got one point to be annoyed
Lie down and let me eat your flesh!

Despite those little arteries
I think that it will go down neat
Especially brains and bones and
Giaaaaant kid-neeeeys!

So long, so long, and thanks! .. for all the death

If I had just one last kill
You would be my only thrill

If I could just change the world
It would be an evil swirl

Come one last time
Let's do bad crime
Side by side in Hell's last graveyard!!!!!

*music interlude*

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long!
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long!
So long, so long, and thanks! .. FOR ALL THE DEATH!!!

huzzah!

I like the jazz version better, but may I ask why would Richard sing this?

because, we all know that he would

HAHAHAHAHA that to me i find funny but its becouse my sister forced me to watch that part 12 times in a row so its sorda glued to my brain -.- but i like the song that you wrote

i tried to make it singable, but whenever i watch that movie i always sing it that way instead of the fish version lol it's just habit i guess