Hello all. I'm not sure how many of you have heard of the ancient "and squirrels" thread from a forum far, far away, but I thought this might be a humorous diddy / challenge. Essentially, three lines of loosely-themed content are followed by a glorious non sequitur that somehow incorporates squirrels. Examples:
Cale'anon has much to learn
Of the way the world doth turn.
Richard's laughing as he burns
Two squirrels.
Benny (also known as Gid),
Though orphaned, is Krunch's kid.
Of Aelloon, she would be rid,
And squirrels!
Krunch hails from foreign lands,
Killing dragons with bare hands.
This quartet will soon expand
With squirrels!
...And so on. Obviously, such rhyming can be about... just about anything. As long as it ends with squirrels. Anyone interested in further such silliness?