Ballscratch
Mar 13 2007, 12:29 PM
I got bored.
Verbose
Mar 13 2007, 12:42 PM
You just know there's a Japanese tentacle monster offscreen.
Ballscratch
Mar 13 2007, 01:06 PM
That's why she's so wet downstairs.
Verbose
Mar 13 2007, 01:12 PM
I thought her hands were suspiciously placed.
Ballscratch
Mar 13 2007, 01:23 PM
And they're so TINY!
Verbose
Mar 13 2007, 01:30 PM
Maybe they're just really far away.
Ballscratch
Mar 13 2007, 02:20 PM
Or maybe Asians just have really small hands.
HavokBlue
Mar 13 2007, 06:35 PM
If that was hentai, there'd already be tenctacles.
I3lind
Mar 13 2007, 08:17 PM
I could tell this thread was going to be bad from the tittle. At least Rae-Rae wont think its her when she sees the pic.
Jimmy
Mar 13 2007, 08:23 PM
Why does she have antennae?
I3lind
Mar 13 2007, 08:34 PM
Cause all half asians do, duh.
TheGrubz
Mar 13 2007, 08:34 PM
becuase she's an ant. she got tiny hands and antennae, therefore, an ant. also, ants are the tentacle monster's natural foe so the ensuing conflict will be worthy of making into a film.
I3lind
Mar 13 2007, 08:41 PM
Who do you plan to play the role of the ant?
TheGrubz
Mar 13 2007, 08:47 PM
Samuel L Jackson of course, we all know how good he is at playing teenage asian ant people.
I3lind
Mar 13 2007, 08:49 PM
Uh, i think i will pass on auditioning for the part of tenticle 3 then.
Jimmy
Mar 13 2007, 08:50 PM
"Get these mother-f**kin tentacles off my mother-f**kin... umm... never mind."
I3lind
Mar 13 2007, 08:54 PM
QUOTE (Jimmy @ Mar 13 2007, 01:50 PM)

"Get these mother-f**kin tentacles off my mother-f**kin... umm... never mind."
Shaft, now that was a good movie
TheGrubz
Mar 13 2007, 08:56 PM
hmm...who would win, Mace-Windu SLJ, or Snakes on a Plane SLJ?
3VIL_L337
Mar 13 2007, 09:02 PM
SOAP SLJ.
Duh!
TheGrubz
Mar 13 2007, 09:06 PM
Nah, Mace-Windu could kick his ass anyday, he's got a friggin light-saber I mean come on, how do you fight that?
I3lind
Mar 13 2007, 09:12 PM
I think the lightsaber would have difficulty penitrating the Jery culs defense of pulp fiction SLJ
TheGrubz
Mar 13 2007, 09:16 PM
anyone notice how much the drawing looks like an old lady dressed up as a japanese schoolgirl?
3VIL_L337
Mar 13 2007, 09:19 PM
Gots a damned long neck.
Also, think it needs more boobs.
Zrem
Mar 13 2007, 09:36 PM
QUOTE (3VIL_L337 @ Mar 13 2007, 02:19 PM)

Gots a damned long neck.
Also, think it needs more boobs.
Shes asian. And an ant.
Therefore, small boobs.
Verbose
Mar 13 2007, 10:55 PM
QUOTE (TheGrubz @ Mar 14 2007, 07:56 AM)

hmm...who would win, Mace-Windu SLJ, or Snakes on a Plane SLJ?
Mace Windu SLMFJ no question. They had to deliberately make him weaker, or else Episode 3 would have been called, "Episode 3: Sit your ass back down, bitch. Ain't gonna be no sequels to this shit."
TheGrubz
Mar 13 2007, 11:18 PM
I think you ment bigger boobs, more would just make her an ancient fertility goddess. Also, for once verbose and I can agree on one thing, mace windu could beat the shit outta any other SLJ.
3VIL_L337
Mar 13 2007, 11:29 PM
Well, i think she needs them bigger.
She has implants no doubt.
Do ants even have boobs?!
TheGrubz
Mar 13 2007, 11:32 PM
well, ue to their non-mammalian status, no, but we can dream.
3VIL_L337
Mar 13 2007, 11:33 PM
O.o Those are some odddddd dreams. o.O
TheGrubz
Mar 13 2007, 11:40 PM
no odder than the ones everyone else has
3VIL_L337
Mar 13 2007, 11:40 PM
Is it odd to dream about naked women?
I3lind
Mar 13 2007, 11:42 PM
At least for me Grubz statement about dreams is true.
TheGrubz
Mar 13 2007, 11:42 PM
no, unless you're dreaming about food
3VIL_L337
Mar 13 2007, 11:43 PM
Mmmm.. Pie is squishy.
TheGrubz
Mar 13 2007, 11:44 PM
naked ladies do not equal pie
3VIL_L337
Mar 13 2007, 11:45 PM
Hmm..
Pie<Boobs
or
Pie>Boobs?
I vote the first one.
TheGrubz
Mar 13 2007, 11:47 PM
what about boobs in pie?
I3lind
Mar 13 2007, 11:47 PM
And pie takes another hit.
3VIL_L337
Mar 13 2007, 11:47 PM
Boob Pie?!
THE ULTIMATE IN AWESOMENESS CREATIONS!
TheGrubz
Mar 13 2007, 11:48 PM
I think you meant AWESOME, learn yer basic grammar, boy
3VIL_L337
Mar 13 2007, 11:50 PM
No, i meant awesomeness.
I make up ze wordz!
TheGrubz
Mar 13 2007, 11:55 PM
And I have a growing urge to string you up in town square...
I3lind
Mar 13 2007, 11:58 PM
You grew that urge. For me it was always there.
TheGrubz
Mar 14 2007, 12:00 AM
*forms an angry mob to kill 1337*
TORCHES! TORCHES! TORCHES! TORCHES! TORCHES! TORCHES! TORCHES! TORCHES!
3VIL_L337
Mar 14 2007, 12:00 AM
For most, it is there.
Torches?
WTF grubz?
Atleast give me the honour of being attacked by a mob of pitchfork wielding people
TheGrubz
Mar 14 2007, 12:01 AM
does that include yourself?
3VIL_L337
Mar 14 2007, 12:05 AM
Could i even be in a mob against myself?
/yells HANG ME!
HANG ME!
Wait..
/runs!
TheGrubz
Mar 14 2007, 12:07 AM
*kneecaps 1337, ties him in a sack, then drops him off at a bakery*
3VIL_L337
Mar 14 2007, 12:08 AM
Do they make cakes or pies?
OR COOKIES?!
COOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheGrubz
Mar 14 2007, 12:31 AM
no, I just needed to stop so I could pick up a rolling pin hard enough to hit you with
*bludgeons 1337 with a rolling pin*
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