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Ballscratch
I got bored.

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You just know there's a Japanese tentacle monster offscreen.
Ballscratch
That's why she's so wet downstairs.
Verbose
I thought her hands were suspiciously placed.
Ballscratch
And they're so TINY!
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Maybe they're just really far away.
Ballscratch
Or maybe Asians just have really small hands.
HavokBlue
If that was hentai, there'd already be tenctacles.
I3lind
I could tell this thread was going to be bad from the tittle. At least Rae-Rae wont think its her when she sees the pic.
Jimmy
Why does she have antennae? blink.gif
I3lind
Cause all half asians do, duh.
TheGrubz
becuase she's an ant. she got tiny hands and antennae, therefore, an ant. also, ants are the tentacle monster's natural foe so the ensuing conflict will be worthy of making into a film.
I3lind
Who do you plan to play the role of the ant?
TheGrubz
Samuel L Jackson of course, we all know how good he is at playing teenage asian ant people.
I3lind
Uh, i think i will pass on auditioning for the part of tenticle 3 then.
Jimmy
"Get these mother-f**kin tentacles off my mother-f**kin... umm... never mind."
I3lind
QUOTE (Jimmy @ Mar 13 2007, 01:50 PM) *
"Get these mother-f**kin tentacles off my mother-f**kin... umm... never mind."


Shaft, now that was a good movie
TheGrubz
hmm...who would win, Mace-Windu SLJ, or Snakes on a Plane SLJ?
3VIL_L337
SOAP SLJ.
Duh!
TheGrubz
Nah, Mace-Windu could kick his ass anyday, he's got a friggin light-saber I mean come on, how do you fight that?
I3lind
I think the lightsaber would have difficulty penitrating the Jery culs defense of pulp fiction SLJ
TheGrubz
anyone notice how much the drawing looks like an old lady dressed up as a japanese schoolgirl?
3VIL_L337
Gots a damned long neck.

Also, think it needs more boobs.
Zrem
QUOTE (3VIL_L337 @ Mar 13 2007, 02:19 PM) *
Gots a damned long neck.

Also, think it needs more boobs.

Shes asian. And an ant.
Therefore, small boobs.
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QUOTE (TheGrubz @ Mar 14 2007, 07:56 AM) *
hmm...who would win, Mace-Windu SLJ, or Snakes on a Plane SLJ?

Mace Windu SLMFJ no question. They had to deliberately make him weaker, or else Episode 3 would have been called, "Episode 3: Sit your ass back down, bitch. Ain't gonna be no sequels to this shit."
TheGrubz
I think you ment bigger boobs, more would just make her an ancient fertility goddess. Also, for once verbose and I can agree on one thing, mace windu could beat the shit outta any other SLJ.
3VIL_L337
Well, i think she needs them bigger.

She has implants no doubt.

Do ants even have boobs?!
TheGrubz
well, ue to their non-mammalian status, no, but we can dream.
3VIL_L337
O.o Those are some odddddd dreams. o.O
TheGrubz
no odder than the ones everyone else has
3VIL_L337
Is it odd to dream about naked women?
I3lind
At least for me Grubz statement about dreams is true.
TheGrubz
no, unless you're dreaming about food
3VIL_L337
Mmmm.. Pie is squishy.
TheGrubz
naked ladies do not equal pie
3VIL_L337
Hmm..

Pie<Boobs
or
Pie>Boobs?

I vote the first one.
TheGrubz
what about boobs in pie?
I3lind
And pie takes another hit.
3VIL_L337
Boob Pie?!

THE ULTIMATE IN AWESOMENESS CREATIONS!
TheGrubz
I think you meant AWESOME, learn yer basic grammar, boy
3VIL_L337
No, i meant awesomeness.

I make up ze wordz!
TheGrubz
And I have a growing urge to string you up in town square...
I3lind
You grew that urge. For me it was always there.
TheGrubz
*forms an angry mob to kill 1337*

TORCHES! TORCHES! TORCHES! TORCHES! TORCHES! TORCHES! TORCHES! TORCHES!
3VIL_L337
For most, it is there.

Torches?
WTF grubz?

Atleast give me the honour of being attacked by a mob of pitchfork wielding people
TheGrubz
does that include yourself?
3VIL_L337
Could i even be in a mob against myself?

/yells HANG ME!
HANG ME!

Wait..

/runs!
TheGrubz
*kneecaps 1337, ties him in a sack, then drops him off at a bakery*
3VIL_L337
Do they make cakes or pies?

OR COOKIES?!

COOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheGrubz
no, I just needed to stop so I could pick up a rolling pin hard enough to hit you with

*bludgeons 1337 with a rolling pin*
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