This was posted by a friend on another forum...I'm gonna have to try this on my priest


Hop hop hop

Okay okay okay so maby i'm not a bunny.
But it does help.
I get spammed to join instances very often.
And usualy people can't be arsed to make a full sentence.

Some examples:

SCHOLO ?
JOIN STRAT !!
UBRS LAST SPOT !!

and yes usualy in caps too.
I used to be as polite as i could and said no sorry i can't, thanks for asking.
That's the wrong thing to say cause then they ask why not. Now you could make up a ton of reasons or just say you don't want to. then they reply with "oh common it will only take a bit of your time we got a good group we only need a healer we can even summon you.

So to get out of that i tried to be witty.

SCHOLO ?
reply: let's just say that my answer rhymes to your "question".

Want to join for ubrs got full raid.
reply: If you have a full raid what you need me for then ?

Now that didn't work although the other side often did see some humor in it.

So one day i was hopping around orgrimmar on my mount and was thinking of bunny's. The next seccond i got a new whisper.

Join Strat Baron !!
Reply: I'm a bunny
Wha ?
Reply: hop hop hop
nvm

So i was amazed.. no arm twitching, not trying to work my feelings, not pressuring me into accepting their invites.

so i tried it some more and (except for a few exceptions) it worked like a charm.

You could always tell people Hell NO or Buzz off !! that prolly will get 'm off your back as well. I'd rather stick to being a bunny.

Downside might be the entire server thinking you've gone crazy but why would i care afterall,
I'm a bunny

Nice. You could also just copy and paste lines from Chef Brian. That should work too.

I wonder if lines from one of my favorite twisted cartoons would work.

"My spoon is to big!"

on second thought my second quote from the cartoon could be rather bad

"I am a banana"

or you could just start singin banana phone to them, or badge badger badger

this is awesome and i want to try it on my priestess now XD

you have got it all wrong...

I play on a RP server, and the way to make it work is this:

someone ask you to join their group and fight something...

you go into "full roleplayer emo mode" and say the following:

"I will join you my friend, because I, Lord Blackheart the Fallen, have to redeem my soul in the eyes of my Dragon father. This quest will aid me in finding my brother, the foul demon who corrupted me, and kill him."

then you turn around to the closest NPC you see and go "Sir/Madam, I am sorry, but I have to say farewell to you now as there are people who require my aid as I go out to search for my demon brother, so that I may kill him."

it shuts them up so nice and fast it's funny.

no-one likes Emo Roleplayers who RP with NPC's... no-one but the desperate, and to them I say "Lolz! Y00 think I'd join y00? n00bz!"

gets them off my as--- erm, "behind"- every time...

lol... I'm a bunny. Priceless.

Mine would be...

I will join you if you can answer this question... One finger or two? lol... It's a trick question, the answer is three.

Is it sad that my mind went straight to the gutter with that question?

nope, that was my intention... come on you should know my mind by now, it should also creep the shit out of the person asking you to join their group. They want nothing to do with your fingers.

Only in that you allowed yoru mind out of the gutter long enough for it to have to come back in.

I don't get why you're all getting offended. He was sreffering to the amount of falchool to put in the Rum and Coke That's how my grandad used to count it 3 fingers was a lot of alchool

Regardless, I am offended. And now, in keeping with the forum's family friendly policies, I require you and Kay to smite the offender! Now!

You lost me lad....

Oh, peachy keen then. Well, just start smiting indiscriminately, I'll let you know when you can stop.

$10 says they start with Jimmy.

wow, a new sport has been created, mod-smiting, it already has a seedy gambling element to boot!

Nah, they like me too much. I am immune to the wrath of the mods! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

*cowers in fear of smiting*

*pushes Jimmy infront of Kay*

Come on boy! The people want a show and damnit, they're getting one!

Now what sucks is how I'm often looking for a priest, but I can never bring myself to whisper one randomly like that. Makes me feel bad.
Damn my soft heart! Damn it I say!

And anyone else notice Ghislord looked a bit drunk himself when he typed that up?

*brings out the stick of smoting* I will smote thee...and thee and thee.

Yay done.

Worst....smiting....ever!

Worst....smiting....ever!

Excellent. I wasn't smote.

Everyone knows I'm a thou, not a thee.

No, I jut have a shitty laptop keyboard that only works when it wants to. I hate laptops ... but I also love them to no end...

Yeah, Ghis is always drunk when he posts here.

He'd have to be.

Aren't you?

I don't drink normally, though I have been fooled into drinking before. That's the last time I go to West Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground where I spent most of my days chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school. When a couple of guys said were up in no good, started making trouble in my neighbourhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in Bel-Air.

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air.

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

lol... you had to type that just because it was on the tv? Right? am I right?

Either that, or the whole day's communications have been aching to drop that into a conversation and finally gave up on finding a relevant place.

I hate people sending my whispers that are dumb, like the ones listed.

I always respond with the most random thing i can think of.

One time, while looking for a group, someone asked "Run SFK PLZ?!"

I responded "Hold on, i must soften up my pickles to prepare."

He ignored me

Friend got a blind invite to a guild... so he joined!

"Hey guys! when do i get my mount? Can I have a bag? I need some money! Is anyone going to help me do this red elite quest?"

He happily got dropped in under two minutes!

Lol.

Also, on another note, i have said this when asked for money.

And i quote-

i usually just bombard them with randomness.
"U WANT 2 JON OUR GLD??!"
me: "17"
"WHT?"
'ssh, i'm counting the octuplets... wart.'
and then i never hear from them again.

Hm. My WoW experience must be weird. Aside from five jerks asking me to summon them (four times on my lock [nerf locks] and once on my shaman [I don't even know]) I never got any random tells.

I WAS going to do the Carebears theme, but I couldn't remember it.

The Gummi Bears theme was better anyway.

It was too, but I can't even begin to remember it.

Heck no, Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers. That song I still remember.

Randomness Works quite well.

"WANNA JOIN MY RAID?!"

"Pickles."

Which is a valuable contribution, since I'm sure that story hasn't been shared yet. Would you like to tell us again to be certain we understand?

Join his guild.

HEY WANNA JOIN MY GUILD?! -Annoying Gnome Rouge, from Illegal Danish

[link]http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qas9vDLW__c[/link]

The Zinwraith movie. Watch, or be destroyed.

Gummi Bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere
Their adventures are beyond compare,
They are the Gummi Bears!

Oh, also:

Ch-ch-ch-Chip and Dale, Rescue Rangers

Though, personally, I prefer the Duck Tales theme song.

However, in an effort to get this thread slightly back on track, I think I may try the bunny thing next time someone asks me for food and water. I don't mind so much if they ask politely and offer to tip. But it's the random messages that just say "food water plz" or "gif me waterz" that make me want to shoot someone in the face.

This kinda reminds me of a thing my friend likes to do (hes a warlock not a priest)

When someone asks him for a summon he playes the "summoning game" with them.

Noob: zomg can i get a summon to IF!?!?!??! (this would often happen when my friend was in MC, BWL or pretty much anywhere but IF)

Warlock: sure, but first we need to play the summoning game

Noob: ummm...k

Warlock: how old are you

*noob answers*

Warlock: are you a boy or a girl?

*noob answers*

Warlock: are you straight or homosexual?

*noob answers*

Warlock: what is the tallest point on the earth?

*noob answers*

Warlock: I'm sorry but have gotten every question wrong. Please ask a different warlock or try again at a later date.
*Warlock is now ignoring noob*