Is this the forum for this?

No.

Am I too lazy to find a relevent forum and sign up just to make this one bitch?

Yes.


So I've downloaded MSN Messenger.

Kiwee.

Meego.

Weemee.

Queble.



There are not enough profanities in the world to describe just how inane and senseless those words are.

What do they mean? Why are they in my options? WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE WANKERS At MICROSOFT CRAMMING UP THEIR ARSES TO COME UP WITH THIS KIND OF MADFUCKERY?

o.O

...wtf

poor guy, just one gibberish word too many, he had a family, wife and three kids, now the hardest part of the job is breakin' the news to them...

I like Messenger.

I lick messengers.

The Postal service to my house has always been impeccable.

I dont know how to tell you this, but that postal worker, he really is your fsther O.o



Haha, if you ever see the movie the "curse of the golden flower" you may understand whi i am laughing so hard at myself. "she is your mother". Priceless. There are somethings money cant buy. For everything else, there's crazy asians that come out of the woodworks like rats.

The napalm in my pocket says, "Remember kids messengers are for sending...MESSAGES."

I3lind, you're not stuffing me in a coffin and sending me overseas to pay for your mortgage again. I'm sick of having to sneak onto airplanes and come all the way back because "someone" forgot to pack enough luggage.

Fine, i will just have to find another way for you to make me some money

You could sell her, should be able to get shitloads of money out of it

Anyone need an asian mail order bride?

Depends. How much?

And I use messenger frequently (well sometimes) and I have no clue what he's babbling about.
But then again I never do understand what most of you people are anyways?

I used to think "Mail order brides" were actually "Male order brides", where people would sell off male sex-slaves to Megacorp CEO's with reputations to hold up.

An easy mistake to make. Still, not a big lot of business for Male sex-slaves, I doubt I'll be able to keep 'Wet And Wild' MSS in the black for much longer.

Still, as they say, anything is possible with will, determination and an endless supply of forced labour.

True. Illegal immigrants aren't in short supply anymore. You can convince them to do all your dirty work for $5 and a meal.

Also a few buckets of chicken, because oppressing people makes you hungry as.

So true.

Hungry as who?

Hungry as a hobo, who just spotted a ham sandwhich.

Does it have provolone?

Hells ya.
What sandwich DOESN'T?

*shanks the hobo and takes the sammich*

*shanks the hobo and takes the sammich*
...
...
.. Bitches. >.> <.<

You heartless bitch!

...I like your style.
Ever thought of freelance work?
It pays well.

Does it involve free lances? I've considered a Reneissance Faire duel or two, but never had the supplies...

No, it involves weapons of whatever the customer provides.

And M16's, F14's, RPG's, AK-47's and such.

Mostly, whatever i steal from the enemy.

I prefer the m4 BAR Carbine myself...

*checks profiles*

14 and 17, even in your hicksville country, you shouldn't be too experienced with firearms.

Thusly - I know this game, it's the "Who has played more Counter Strike and can name the most guns game!"


Weeeeee.


Since we're going on completely ficticious knowledge and expertise, my favourite gun is the BFG.

I knew a 16 year old in the army (to some capacity) and one would think they'd let him play with the nice toys.

My favourite is still the MAB5 Assault Rifle, preferably with APDS rounds.

As far as rounds go, I'd say UDAPFS rounds rock my socks.

I like the one that goes bang when you pull the trigger?

That's a lie. I have no time for guns.

Explosive rounds, because stealth is for pussies.

Machine guns, because I can't be fucked aiming.

Air strikes, because the screams make me smile.

Napalm, because nobody really likes living in that country anyway.

Nuclear Weapons, for when you really need to say "Fuck you."

Biological weapons, for when you really want to blame the dog.

ION Cannons; Because you need to get rid of that god-damn Obelisk.

Death Stars; because they're finally fully operational.

Exterminatus: Because it's the only way to be really sure.