t'so.... it works like the other games, but with a ghettolicious twist!

Basically, you post some caucasian lingo "I find that young female most attractive in an aesthetic fashion"

and the next person puts thier translation "Dayum....... shorty got da budunkadunk!" and posts their white boy lingo. etc. Alternativley, you can post ghetto language and have the next person crackerfy it.
first up

"please assist me, the officers of the law have wrongly accused me of being in possession of several illegal substances, including (but not limited to) crack cocaine"

ludicrousness is a plus.

yo, n****, da fuzz sez I gots da junk, but I ain't gots da junk, gimme some help, dawg

Good Evening, Madame, you are looking very nice, would you like to accompany me to the theater?

Yo bitch, you lookin' fine tonight, wanna go see some Snakes on a Plane, or should we bust some caps in som Mexican's asses?

Lol, j00r moth3r is t3h un1337.

Dayum, yo motha be one ugly ho.

Dare i say your vehicle for this evening is looking rather nice tonight.

You were supposed to write something in a formal matter to be translated into ebonics. But I'll try the reverse...

I do belive that your maternal unit is looking very lovely and alluring this evening.

Lesse

"One of the most profound reasons for the deaths of countless Native Americans upon the arrival of Europeans were the diseases that the Native Americans had never before been exposed to."
A long one, I wanted to make it interesting.

Dem crackas gone and sneezed da indians to their graves, yo. Thas messed up.

I suck at this I know. Shush, it was a hard one. Damn you Rae Rae!

"I would like to purchase this pair of expensive sneakers"

Rae-rae: I said you could have it go either direction.

Yo dawg, mind I bite jo kix? Dem dings dun bleed the cheddah!

l337- enough with the leetspeak. It's just annnoying.

In the news, racial and religious tensions eruped in middle eastern ghettos yesterday, resulting in the fatal wounding of several small children and many armed insurgents

Says you. Damned unl337 folk.

Anyways-
Yo son, da TV says dem hoes in da Middle East be busting caps in some little n****'s asses! DAMN, thats just fucked up yo!


Sir, i must say that you are making fun of me and i do not enjoy it.

Imma stab you!


Excuse me, sir, if it would not be too much trouble I would greatly appreciate it if you could deign to give me a ride in your automobile to the nearest telephone so I may communicate with my business associates.

GET OUTTA DA CAR N****! IMO BUST DA SHIT OUTTA YO ASS

good evening madame, could you be so kind as to lend me some change for a payphone

GIMMIE THE FUCKING MONEY BICTH! GIMMIE IT NOW OUR ILL BUSTA CAP IN YO ASS!

Excuse me, i seem to have dropped my phone, would you mind lending me yours?

Bitch Imma smoke you right now if you dont slap that dinger in my winger.

You are beautiful. I want to make sweet love to you.

Bitch, i wanna fuck that fine ass of yours!

You suck.

F*CK YOU N****, I'MO GO AND SMOKE YOU, THEN SMOKE YO' PEEPS!

hello, esteemed business associate, would you be interested in making a deal in illegal narcotics with me?

Yo N*****, i got the money, if you gots the junk dawg!

I wish you would stop making fun of my girlfriend, or i will be forced to take action.

Get yo n**** self offa my b***, foo, or ima busta cap in yo sorry white a**!!

What a lovely purse you have there, madam.

HO GIMMIE DA MONEY OR IMMA BUSTACAP IN YO ASS!

If i was to offer you some illegal substances, would you be willing to pay for them, and how much would you be willing to pay?

Yoo gotz ta buy diz shit fo' cheap now!

hello

Whazzzzuuuuuuupppp!

Yo whuur dat red drink, homes?

Excuse me sir, would you mind if I sampled some of that wine you are currently holding?

Excuse me, I am trying to have a private convesation here

Get off me bitch. You best start steppin before me and my homie here lynch your bitch ass.


My, what lovely weather we haven been having lately, wouldn't you say?

Yo, 's it raining? No? Cool.

Could you please point me in the direction of the nearest postal receptacle?

Yo foo, which way to da mail, i's gots ta drop my baby moma some bills.

Would you do me the honor of becoming my wife?

yo shorty wanna hitch up and get a lil sumsuminbe babymomma up in dis hood aint no gangsta but da ganstauponthis grill, knaemean?

Bitch I'll shank you

Excuse me sir, but you have offended me and for that I must stab you with this home made stabbing implement.

Would you like to join my friends in some illegal gambling tonight?

Yo homie, I gots some sweet odds on nubah foety nine, yoo want in on this shit?

Hey! It's that n***** guy!

Look, it is that ignorant white male who dared utter the word n***** on live telivision.

I have a big deadline to meet and my boss has been riding me all week.

My boss been bitchin' at me all week cuz I didn' wanna go to a damn drug test an' piss in a mutha f**** cup, damn.

I don't believe that the music you listen to is nearly as good as the kind I listen to.

Whats this s***!? N***** you playin' da wrong beat. Try this good ass s***, playa. It's bumpin'!

This is a stick-up. Hand me all your cash and credit cards please.

"Bi*** gimme ya wallet now!!one11!!elevenone!" *points gun* "Ya think I'm playin', homes? Hell nah, nah turn 'round and don't say nu'in 'til I say so!"

I am interested in watching canine battles.

I would just like to say how amusing I find it that we can curse without reserve, but we dot out racial slurs.

DAWG! Dat muthafucka's tearing dat bitch UP! Lookit dem teef! DEE-AMN!

Alas, Horatio, I knew him...well.

Dat Horatio was one baad ass mutha f***a. God bless, man *kisses fist, then beats against chest before raising hand in with a peace sign over Horatio's grave*

*cough cough* This decaffinated coffee doesn't have a pleasent taste at all.

*Spit Take* DEE-YAMM! Which one o' y'all f*** wit' my juice!? 'Fess up naow, or I'mma haffa go all medieval on yo ass. *Cocks token pistol* N***** gonna die!

---

Excuse me, but could you please direct me to the nearest conveniance? I have a desperate need to use the lavatory.

Yo N****, i gotta take a shit, now tell me where the fucking bathroom is or ill shit on ya chest!!

Sir, i would like to know if you could give me a ride to the train station.

nigga please! (tell me where the train station is)

Eminem is a fine example of the african american community.

Yo Eminem ain't no cracka, hes a pure n****! Hes dah shit man!

I would like to know where your expensive jewelery is.

Sho' me dat bling, holmes!


Sir, I feel morally obligated to point out to you that the opacity of this documentation could be misconstrued so as to indicate deliberate obfuscation of our tertiary objectives!

Dems counta-fits, homes. They done screwed yo ass ova.

Bring it On is all about some cracka bitches tryna keep them fine Compton women down. Kill Whitey

Bring it On is all about some cracka bitches tryna keep them fine Compton women down. Kill Caucasians

zomg puppies! THEYRE SO CUTE LESS THAN THREETHREETHREETHREETHREETHREE