>Your in a room?
What do you do?

Use Item!

Go North!

Flee!


Edit: Looking at the picture, it kinda looks like a gaol cell.

so I guess my answer is "Be real careful not to drop the soap"

Not a valid command.

>You have no items.

/leave

there, I win biotch

>The door is locked.

>To the north there is only a window

>You cannot flee, the door is locked.

Then go through the damned window, fwbuya!



This game happens to eat the chunks that slightly less terrible games blow.





Is that a black dude in an orange jumpsuit lying on the bed?

I make him my bitch.

Examine Brown Object.

I can almost guarantee that's going to turn out to be a mistake.

You were warned about the soap.

Then again, it could just be a security measure. Don't let anyone tell you that Rayne can't teach you a decent survival tip.

Alt + F4
Load World of Warcraft
Commence playing.

Lol, Zrem.

>The Black object is a pillow.

>The window has bars on it.

Finish painting the room then hang yourself.

/Get Ye Flask
>You Get Ye Flask, Thou Winnest
>*ending music*

>What flask?

> Shove fingers down throw, enduce vomit.

>Ok.. you throw up..

> Call for guard, throw vomit at guard.