Dr. Tran is just giving out the HOT DICKINGS

Yuan, did you metnion

HE'S A DOCTOR

For those that reported this as Spam. It's not.

K. ThX. Bai.

and its a funny video, just for the record.

DR. TRAN FOR THE FREAKING WIN.

Sorry... I hate all caps but... It's needed for DR. TRAN!

maybe because he's just giving out

THE HOT DICKINGS!?

Kay, has dr. tran given you

A HOT DICKING!?

That was... weird.

I'm going to have to check out the website now... but seriously.

WTF, man.

I'm not into little boys. Thus why I'm not into you

*smiles sweetly*

Care to try again RMV?

Haha shot down.... and RMV is now a little boy...

I just want to check the rules before I proceed: If the mod initiates the prodding, can I make fat jokes?

You can try, but I can guarantee that I still get more than you do =P

I'm sure you do, I've seen the studies on how overweight girls try to prove to themselves theyre attractive


(you really are okay with these, right? Because theyre going to get a whole lot meaner)

Ahhh but see dear, that's where you're wrong

1. I know I'm not attractive. I have never -ever- considered myself to be.
2. I tell all the guys who tell me I am to drink less beer.
3. I've had a kid....what's your excuse?

My emo tears blotch my face?

Here....have a tissue....sell it on ebay....=P

xD. I'm afraid I'm going to be caught staying up late, because every time I see this topic's title I giggle.

<3 jewarmy

In their defense, that's what I thought it was for a bit.

Then I watched the video...

Dr. Tran will FUCK YOU UP!

He's a doctor.

You thought it was porn bot spam....

and you clicked it? o.O

I saw this about a month ago, it owns.

Eh, fairly comical, but i have definitely seen better.

I give it two orphans and a spleen, out of five.

So... about 1.93, then?
Remember, orphans only count as 4/7 of a regular person...

Maybe what 13lind needs is to head down to his local record store between four and nine.

This conversation went to a scary place.

And for once it wasn't taken there by you.

Hey, usually I have to drag it there kicking and screaming. And moaning sometimes too.

We all know it only moans when I drag it kicking and screaming.

That's only because you don't see what I do to it while you drag.

Pleasuring yourself doesn't count as helpful.

I does in Ireland.

You stay classy San Diego
really has anyone seen the Family guy(or was it futurama) about Ireland before the invention of beer

...THEN HE'S OFF TO EAT HICKORY SMOKED HORSE BUTTHOLES...

FROM A CUP.

Family Guy, and wasn't it whiskey?

You know i think your right it was whisky but hey whiskey tastes better then beer anyway

*he sneaks in watching banter between Mod and RMV from newbie shadows* :ninja:

I'm still waiting for my copy of "Dr. Tran Has a Chat With a Mormon Child" to arrive. Then my collection will be complete.

In the meen time while you wait Dr. Tran is just shelling out THE HOT DICKINGS

Oooohhh.... you said a bad word.

I did oh whatever do you mean

You said Sh*lling...

Jeez, you kiss your mother with that mouth?

*scoff* well forgive me I guess
wouldnt want to kiss my mother with a tainted mouth

"Taiiiinted mouth, he's got a *dun dun* tainted mouth.
Sometimes he feels he's got to *dun dun* get away,
He want to *dun dun* get away...."

It's sad, because some people won't get that, and that makes me feel old.

Is that the Marilyn Manson version? I like his better than the original... and you're's too. Sorry.

Did you just go ahead and use a double contraction in a single word that didn't even require one? Phenomenal.

I bet she skipped school today, too.

Hey, I'm just sayin, that took talent.

I like saying it aloud.

He's not a moccodity- but he does have a fat cock.

ha ha. I thought you had to use apostrophes to imply possesion... But I didn't skip school that day, I had work. And the previous night, I only had 7 hours of sleep, which is about 3 less than my minimum to function properly.

Hm.
Sleep is fun.