Before I go anywhere with this post, let me start off by saying,

This is NOT a cybersex thread!

Feel free to be a little dirty, but within the forum rules. Not here to solicit cybersex, do that on your own forum and your own time. I'm just curious what other people's tastes in regards to fictional races. Why? I couldn't tell you, it's one of those morbid curiousities that you have to pursue to it's fullest.

I'll start off by saying,

I absolutely LUUUUUUUUUURB drow women. The ruby red eyes (red is my favourite colour next to purple) and the obsidian black skin is the #1 turn-on for me in regards to fantasy races. Short and slender, completely hairless and with stark white hair and pearly white teeth. Not to mention they generally have better boobs than a regular surface elf. Their attire is absolutely drool-a-riffic. Drow women literally wear as little as they can without showing anything essential (Naughty places) because they know how the minds of men work and use their bodies to their conniving advantage to get what they want. Not to mention they strive for a perfect body, with lean muscles while still remaining feminine and tend to cover what they dont want others to see.

I leave the bat to the next person, I wonder what kinds of things other people like. I personally, if given the choice would not take anything but the above.

Edit: If you have a beef about Twilight or Edward Cullen/Jacob or whatever, don't post it here, I've hosted another thread specifically for this purpose, see below.
http://forums.lfgcomic.com/index.php?showtopic=5497

I'll fess up then


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... Thrall


preparing for incomind ridicule 0_0

..What's a Thrall race?

Thrall's an orc from Warcraft.

Drow women...

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Seriously, if no one saw that coming, I'm going to have to strangle you.

Orcs are hot, as are the rarely seen muscular elf and troll.

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draenei females.




(don't tell my guild, they'll kill me)

I take it your guild's Horde, then?


Anyway, I have always had a strong attraction to angels, and I must admit that I am also quite fond of fantasy women of the more.... wild variety (i.e. untransformed werewolf chicks and such). Before you laugh, think about it; they're never angry without a good reason, they're extremely loyal friends/companions/lovers (depending on what you're after) once they take a liking to you, they're very down-to-earth and, to top it all off, I'd like to draw your attention to a little thing called 'mating season.'
Besides, I dare any straight man to look me in the eye and truthfully say that they don't think Mirri is even the least bit attractive.

The only problem with "mating season" is that, by it's very design, you're probably gonna end up with a kid from each of those wild times. Or several, if they still come in litters.

Hmmm...I like elven men of both drow and the surface variety. Though if I had to name specific fantasy characters I found hot, they would have to be Jarlaxle, a drow and Artemis Entreri, a kickass human assassin.

Also don't kill me when I say I find vampires hot, because I'm talking like Ann Rice vampires, not gay fag dumb shit dam hell Twilight. Die Twilight...die.

Touche', good sir. In that case, one could only hope that the humanoid physiological limitations on mass-childbearing holds out, because hunting and shit is hard.

What? Not Drizzt? I understand he's a bit Naive, but still, I've seen dozens of fangirls. Anyways, I'd have to say I've always found port (read; rogue/pirate.) women and of course nymphs (tall ones.) to be the most...'entertaining.'

What is it with these girls and their lean pretty boys? Seriously, what about the hefty muscles and broad figure, hmmm? I like my men to look like, you know, men.

Why do you think I said 'Port' women. Not exactly the most lithe of creatures, now are they? That applies to male and female attractions/

I can't get into muscles men. Maybe lean, but honestly I like tall, blonde, blue eyes, and skinny. Plus...brains is more than brawn... lets look at football players...never met an intelligent one and they're buff. *shrug*

I would take a shot at lean muscle for male people being the most attractive to most women I've seen. If they're strong, but not a damn mountain, the women fall at their feet if they've got the looks to back it up.

Oh, and if we're going to name specific fantasy characters, I'd be after Jaya Ballard in a heartbeat. To utilize the tired Magic player's joke, "I'd 'tap' that."

Big guys can be smart too, and I'm not talking gigantic, might possibly eat me men, just guys that have something I can feel. I have some serious contact issues so I need something solid that won't poke me with pointy elbows or blow away in the wind.

I got a lot of them... too many but most prominent are anything with green or red skin.
Harpies if they're the modern version, not the original winged hag Ancient Greek versions.

Holy shit.... Jonath is Captain Kirk?!?

If that's the case, then from now on we have to imagine anything he posts as it would be read by William Shatner.

Back on topic, I find myself with rather broad tastes in this arena. Nothing in particular jumps out at me from the fantasy genre, but then again, my favorite stories of this type are normal people in unnatural or inhuman situations, so by the virtue of that most females I'd come across would just be human. *shrug*

Male undead in WoW.

Sexyyyyyy.

(Also, female fire creatures ... made out of fire. Omfg.)

Yes~

Also, drow, elves, vampires (*points to sig* Duh!) and catgirls.

Edit: Forgot nymphs and dryads.

Vampires. And I mean like Dracula, Lestat, Armand, not that fairy Edward and his ilk.

Also rather fond of werewolves. I mean, really, they look so cuddly. In a bloodthirsty way. I'm sure they've got a spot you can scratch and they'll start kicking.

Naga are also fairly sexy.

EDIT: OH. And the Fey from this book series I read. God they're so pretty. They're muscly, but not -too- muscly, they're quite catlike. And the main character is just...oooooh. WOW.

xD! I once saw this story with a couple of friendly werewolves; a male and a female. Even as a straight guy I have to say they were cute. They acted just like dogs in wolf form and still very doglike in human form. And the woman was hot too. So I guess female werewolves work too for me.

They really are O,o
And male belfs... there, I said it!

Besides that, I like Vampires too, but not the sparkly kind ><
Oh, and if Barbarians from Cimmeria are considered fantasycreatures, I'll put Conan on top of that list, along with conn and Belit

I know he is a regular human, tho a knight, but Jaime Lannister from A song of ice and fire is a major turnon.

Chtulhu. Is. Fucking. Hawt.

There's an alien species from the book I'm working on right now that are a combination of many of my fetishes at once. But they're not green, they're gray.

One picture for you;

Can't see it.

..You can't? ..O.o

..It's a picture of She-hulk

No thanks then, She-Hulk's been with every superhero in Marvel... and the Juggernaut. I like my cars mostly new.

In the words of Jeff Foxworthy, anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you don't wanna put your key in it.

Yeah I know. She'Hulk's hot but after the Juggernaut....

"...And then Buffy staked Edward. The End. - Best T-Shirt ever.

In actuality I'm a fan of the Twilight series, not because of the sparkling f*%^ing vampires or the Aboriginal/American Indian werewolves or any of that crap. I read it because I could. I find it really offensive that people either hate it and want to burn every copy ever printed or they love it so much they would sell their reproductive organs to have it made a reality. Honestly, I just read it because it's a freakin' book. The tweens that are in love with Edward need to die in a fire just as much as the old farts that call it a terrible book just because and have no arguement for that.

That being said...

Chthulu is awesome, Illithids are my #2 fantasy for sure. All those tentacles... Mmmmmm... *Shudder*

Male Blood Elves are f*%&ing metro-sexuals, sorry xD They don't really look like elven men, they look like gay-wannabes that spend every waking hour in the gym and eating sushi snacks. No offense to Sushi lovers, I lurb sushi, but my point stands xD

In reply to all the "Were-Something" peoples in this thread, I submit to you the following...

All. Furries. Are. Silly (Editted due to an angry Mod post on pg.3)

But not like I have any hostility or anything. x3

Twilight.Have.No.Vampires!

It's just superhumans that sparkles in the sun and have a blood fetish.

Vampire –noun 1. a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse, that is said to suck the blood of sleeping persons at night.

So by the strictest definition, yes, Twilight has vampires. Albeit, Stephanie Meyer went about a very poor method of expressing her right to creativity on the matter. Not saying I like it, Im just saying that it's pointless to argue semantics about it, because by definition, they are vampires.

Edit: My arguement lies with the underlined part, the rest isn't relevent to my point.

Wamphri - from necroscope series. Slight alteration on the standard vampire, much more savage and primal.

Were-femmes of various nature. Angels, demons (prefer demons as they tend to be wittier and develop a better humor, but that's just on the writers, no?)

I think it ends up being a long list really, but afraid this one goes mostly to the evil list. Nymphs and Dryads tend to be a little mindless (or feministic or nature loving without the personality), and I haven't read a really decent female fantasy species who's on the good side without them being blindly righteous or man hating.

I'll go with Naga, not Harpy. Mermaids fall a bit short, but centaur female don't (though the logistics are a bit daunting below the waist).

Wilderness witches are alright, as long as they aren't seducing me just to suck out my soul (succubus same criteria).... Actually, that last statement is pretty much the same across the board for reality and fantasy <.<

IMHO they are superhuman goths, ..perhaps she was going for vampires but she failed epically. Just like 4th edition D&D IMO is just WoW PnP. *shrugs*

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Though to stay somewhat on topic, ..why do you hate furries? >.>

Catgirls are the cutest. =^-^=

You can't throw out evidence that doesn't support your case that's called bullshitting. Stephanie Meyer didn't even realize that Vampires burn up in the sun when she wrote Twilight, she did zero research. It's not creative license, its research failure. A vampire by definition is a creature of the night.

Definition of an angel - one of a class of spiritual beings; a celestial attendant of God. In medieval angelology, angels constituted the lowest of the nine celestial orders (seraphim, cherubim, thrones, dominations or dominions, virtues, powers, principalities or princedoms, archangels, and angels).



By the definition I included, these are angels.

Does anyone think any of the fantasy creatures of Tolkien were specifically beautiful? (asides from legolas devotees >.<)

Tolkien was rather narrow as far as goodness and beauty are concerned. Essentially it boiled down to all Elves, a few Dwarves, most Hobbits, and about half of all Men. No Orcs, no Trolls. They're all evil and ugly.

Middle earth itself was rather limited, but in the Silmarillion, there was a great more variety, however it hasn't been brought to the big screen yet, so we'll just have to wait a bit longer.

I don't know if I can COMPLETELY agree with this, but I did/do find him rather hawt. Even without his hand and his pretty hair.

Also, reptilian females are very attractive to me.

...also also, it could be said that I find lycans attractive in a sense. The humanoid ones before they turn/grow fur (body hair bothers me; mass body hair, massively so) but while they're still feral. Feralness is hawt.

(likes naga, centaurs, think Centaur, female or male are my fav.. cuz i like the greek mythology )

scales and women go so well. I'll never know why, but they do.

So do men and scales. I mean, rawr.

Exception to every rule, mate.


Oh, and I can't believe that we've all forgotten friggin' female ninjas!

Bah.

Any gender of ninja is not fantasy.

They're just plain fiction.

I think Ninja's in fantasy are unique compared to real ninja's. They don't really compare. I vote ninja's be added to the fantasy list and not fiction!!!

they would be if you count Naruto type, as they channel magic...