Okay..... this was mentioned in the picture thread, and I thought itd be fun to do it:
picture style!

So I'm going to post a map or the world right after this. It's on a photobucket account,

-just save it to your computer,
-open it up in MS paint
-put a colored X or a dot near where you live (dont me too specific... I've seen that movie),
-add your color and name in the map key underneath,
-go to the photobucket account;
-delete the old map, and
-reupload it to the SAME photobucket account with the SAME file name.
-This will just swap out the url without breaking the link, so we don't have to consistently reload the map.

YOU HAVE TO DELETE THE OLD ONE BEFORE YOU UPLOAD THE NEW ONE

When I post it later in this post should be the only time it needs to get posted throughout the entire thread.

Photobucket username: LFG_Map
Photobucket password: lordfluffles

Yes, I realize you can just go on there and change the password; ruining this for everyone else. Please don't do so.

Der... because it would make me seem smart I have forgotten the name of it. But theres a site online that does this in a far more effeicent manner. If I stumple across it or stop being brain dead I will post it...


BTW I will be going crazy till I figure out what it is...

While you look for it do it this way.

Because it's excessively complicated.

And give away the allure of people never really being certain where I'm from and where I can strike? No, you all need that fear.

To end your madness and agree that said way is much better... I am lazy, same with most of the other people on the internet and would much prefer to create a Frappr Map. So why not create one of these, I am sure the results will be better if you do.

ZiN thank you sir... Now I can stop losing my mind... What was left of it that is.

Hey Result May Vary,
Where in VA do you live?

I live by Richmond.

VA ROCKS!!! \m/ \m/

yay for florida! out of all the states, I'm i the one that looks the most like a penis

Wow grubz.

Yeah, we stuck it there so we could piss on Cuba.

Interesting theory... although if Jimmy can say "we", he'd either be Seminole or a Spaniard...

But at least you don't have California.

Hmm.. i cant mark where i live because it's not on your shoddy map.

...the spaniards or seminoles created florida?

...isn't it freakishly easy to discover something you created?

Your map was good, but it had to be "spiced up" to allow me to show you where I freaking live.
Le Gasp! Spoiler Ahead!!!
There may or may not be dragons on the North Island. Also the North Island is not actually shaped like a weiner.

Dragons? Duh. everyone knows that.. we call them kiwis

Mooninite!

ummm no. The other part of NZ .. which is excluded for some reason.. I dont live on the moon anymore 'cos broadband's really hard to get up there.

Has my addition of the better half of New Zealand not loaded properly? I can't see it on my map...and more importantly I can't see the giant "LAME!" scrawled across West New Zealand.

The west island? that place is wierd.. overgrown rabbits and mutant beaver duck things.

It was a map of the Earth. Not pictured: the moon.

I think you're lying to us now.

And what about the Martians?

Nah, me and God got really drunk on the second day, and we thought it'd be funny. Also created the duckbill platypus that day...

So, you're the person I've been talking to all this time?

Pretty much, yep. There was that millenia where I stepped out and you just kept talking to yourself, but other than that...

It's okay, I totally knew I was talking to myself. I just like the sound of my own voice. Like Morgan Freeman.

Well he does have such a nice voice...

No denying it. His voice has brought many a woman to orgasm.

Four words;

James Earl Jones.

The man who does the voice for Master Chief melts my clock.

Umm....yup.

What about Barry White?

Midde of Nowhere, California, USA, North America, Northwestern hemisphere, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Universe,........your mom

Sure, she's fat enough to live in and I'm sure the rent's okay but how do you live with the smell?

He cut off his nose.

Sensible precaution.

Oh, he did that before he moved.

Actually I was born here, so over the years I simply lost my sense of smell all together.

They always told me you were a miscarriage, but I knew! I knew!

Lake Suzy, Florida.

Born in Florida, likely to stay. I hate the cold. And hurricanes aren't really so bad once you get used to them.

What be this? An on topic post? Stinks to me of sorcery.

Sorry

Blame my love of my state. Won't happen again, boss.

If my old age weren't catching me up, I'd lecture you about how all our love should be reserved for the Cake God.

But since my head feels on the verge of imploding, I think I'll skip that particular lecture until it gets the focus it deserves.

Le sigh. It wasn't hardly two years ago when I could function on 3 hours of solid sleep and the occasional nap to operate for 50+ hours. I'm getting so old now.

My love for state is nothing compared to my love for the Cake God great leader of the Hordes.

Sleep, never my friend, and now denied to me by the responsibilities of parenthood...
Keep at it Verbose, the pain will fade and then you shall once again be able to function.

Edit:Speaking of those responsibilities...here she comes. Apparently she's ready to grace me with her presence now. See ya later, guys!

I think I've peaked. I used to achieve a transcendant wit when I deprived myself of sleep. Now, I am merely unfocussed. I'm too jaded to hope the following weeks and months of brutal and stupid sleeping schedules will whip me back into shape.

If you ever need a hand whipping yourself...