I dedicate this thread to Cale'Anon. He is well intentioned, but he's drawn down the path of evil for the sole purpose of Richard's entertainment. Sure, he serves as a foil for showing how awesome the evil kids are, but he's pretty badass himself. Consider the following:

-Cale can use two swords at once, plus he can shoot volleys of arrows and kill anything from innocent farmers to dragon riding soldiers in one hit.

-Cale has such powers of perception, that even though he was like unto dead, his remains remained vigilant against the ne'er do well's that dared to cross him.

-Cale summoned Sooba, who then proceeded to eat him. No Cale, no Sooba. No Sooba, no fun.

-Cale's gender is questionable. He may be capable of asexual reproduction. More to follow as events undoubtedly unfold. Imagine an army of idealistic, yet inadvertently sociopathic killers, and you've got a force that will shake the heavens.

-He's got a cape, and loves woodland creatures, like Lord Fluffles the Krispy.

-What will happen when Cale finally accepts his evil nature? A force only a well placed dead kitten to the head could stop.

-Consider that I've run out of things, and or consciousness alloted to the current day, and please post here with your own opinion about our Ranger of Doom and Fwoom.

Sounds like Drizz't gone wrong... which really works for a generic MMO world. After all, what's a MMO without its requisite Drizz't and Sephiroth clones?

I saw a Zepheroth today. I giggled.

You knwo what, Cale will never be evil.
He'll just unknowingly do evil things because of Richard. I doubt he'll ever profess the bad of making!

Things Sephiroth has taught me;
- The more unwieldy and incapable of practical use a sword is, the greater your power must be.
- Killing a Playable Character is easy.
- An operatic score makes you the ultimate badass.

Don't forget

-If you could break off your bangs and wield them as backup weapons, you kick ass.
-Wearing black leather will make the fangirls love you
-A pair of angel wings makes you look gay. One black angel wing makes you awesome.
-Being obsessed with your Mother is never healthy.

I have to say, the opening post for this topic has been my favorite post on the entire forum so far.

Shucks

Indeed...and it scares me to think of Cale ditching the good side for evil.

*runs off to install a fresh layer of Arrowproof Siding on his WoW Cubicle* ...it's a good thing i got this stuff off Richard for a good price...but i can't shake the feeling that the faint smell of gasoline they give off is suspicious..

*backs away slowly* yeah i wouldnt trust that. Cale is great he dont even relise he could just walk away instead getting draged everywhere by Richerd

You don't just 'walk away' from people like Richard...You saw what happened Last time Cale turned his back on Richard, does the sound-effect 'Fwoom' ring a bell?

Bunny!

Wait I mean incinerator..

Hmm. No sir, I don't get it.



Another thing about Cale: He can make his weapons appear and disappear at will. One minute he's standing there empty handed, but insult his good nature and you'll turn around to find his arrow flying towards your eyeball.

You have to poke him pretty hard to get him angry at you. He only attacked richard once, and only after he'd incinerated Little 'Fwoom' Guy right in the elfs face.

And about Sephiroth...

-Wears tight leather
-Has longer hair than... well, anyone
-Carries a long, hard, slightly curved sword with him... everywhere...

Draw your own conclusions...

I wouldn't trust anything bought off of Richard.

But I would like to see Cale finally realize his potential as a WMD...

I don't know where we got on the subject of Sephiroth, but he pretty much is the most awesomest arch-villian in any console game ON THE PLANET!

Hmph... Sephiroth got his tail kicked by a skinny kid with a punk hair cut and a sword fetish.

Well, he had to. FF's always have happy endings. But Sephy did get revenge in some way. He killed Aerith, and did us all a favor.

Touche. She was really annoying. However, in my book, so was Cloud.

The only FF character I really like is Black Mage. Cause he's cool.

you monster XD

Me? A monster?
I'm not sure if that was an insult or a compliment, but I'll go with the latter to boost my dwindling self-esteem.

Heh, Cale turning to Evil. That'd be like Richard repenting of his ways and turning himself over to the police whilst giving out candy to good little schoolchildren.

...preetty much. its like my avie not being the gayest thing ever...
*grumble*

Has noone gotten that Cale is a Drizzt Do Urden wanna be? Two swords at the same time, wants to be the exception to his race and has a huge black panther with him? Drizzt Do Urden fanboy.

In a slightly off-topic comment, I would be brough to tears if, somehow, we got a Richard and Black Mage meeting. It could never happen, but damned if it isn't awesome in my mind.

It wasnt really meant to be a compliment but it wasn't an insult I liked Aeris/th.

I think the place they met would implode from sheer awesomeness. Well, that and the likely explosions occuring.

It'll always be in our dreams.

Y'never know, Sohmer may be invited to do a guest strip one day...*sighs dreamily.*

We can only dream. And whinge.