Man, Richard can be clueless at times.

Hahaha! Excellent follow up from Richard!

xD
Oh jeez. This was great.

This makes me impatient for Thursday now.

I was more thinking:
"Zookeeper, zookeeper! Those two monkeys are killing each other!"

XD OMG that was hilarious!!! Especially the druid's expression after Richard said it sounded like he was hurting her! Overall good job Cale!

Gotta love how intently he is sitting there with his pilliging shovel (or however you spell it)

I had to try and drown out my laughter so I didn't wake up everyone else in the house.

Just Richard sitting there with his shovel, all cheerful and proud of Cale in the last panel is killing me.

Well, that ended about the way I expected: Insinuating they're doing the horizontal mambo without showing details, and a naive comment from Richard. For someone who's existed for centuries, he sure can be clueless.

It looks likes he's waiting so patently with his pillaging shovel.

Dear God. Burn the mental images out of my brain! *dies*

Old as Richard is, and him being an adult, you'd think he'd have a clue. Then again, maybe he was that geeky guy in life and has since forgotten the concept...

In any case, lawl. And he looks so happy and eager to use his pilfering shovel to help bury Benny... He'll be so disappointed.

Perfect way to ensure that the Bloodrage find out about Cale and Benny.

I laughed until my sides hurt, and then I kept laughing. Perfect reaction from Richard

.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
*dies laughing*
I'm not sure whether it was a good or a bad thing that the Bloodrage didn't tell Richard what was going on...
*dies again*

Mother father please believe me every word is true! I just glimpsed a beast with two backs through the foggy due! Also, is that a Bloodrage? I didn't know they came in goat flavour, I thought they were all beef.

Hi all! This reminds me of a conversation I had with dear old mum after I overheard her and my dad in a "passionate" moment, I just happened to ask her what that was all about, which led to a very clumsy, descriptive, and mentally scarring conversation. Needless to say, I hope Richard walks into the forest so we can see his reaction.

jesus christ....
amazing one, just gotta love how proud Richard is.....
at first I thought he had his shovel in a bucket or something and was heading toward the sound.......
that would have been an awkward comic..

Naughty things are happening in the forest.......

Yep, they're making the beast with 2 backs. They're doing the horizontal monster mash. They're painting the uterus white. They're rowing the flesh boat. (okay even I'm not sure what that one means)

I'm all out of metaphors, though I've got a stockpile of Masturbation euphemisms.

Richard only has had little capacity to consider... those sorts of actions during his many centuries, as doing so would only distract from his endless slaughter. In time, I suppose he might have forgotten what the signs were.

Can't wait for the morning after and the awkward moment with Krunch.

they are there because secretly a part of you wants them to be ;3

This comic is completely ruined.

Well that sure set a few things down...
1) That was no dream sequence
2) That really was Benny
3) Huston we have shnew shnew
lmao Richard for the win and way to go Cale from butt of most of the worlds jokes to having the (close) second hottest girl in the strip in your arms way to level up lol
And again if this looks bad blame my phone lol

So is Richard just joking or are they actually doing the deed..... that's the million dollar question!

Also, if it wasn't for people alseep a few rooms away from me I'd be laughing ungodly hard and tearing up at Richard.

Oh boy. So, once the druid returns and spills the beans to Ray'd and Krunch, which one do you think will beat a path to the forest in order to use Cale's intestines as fertilizer the fastest? I mean, as much as Krunch could possibly wax poetic about not interfering with individuals and about consenting adults, there is a line in every father's mind that is clearly labeled "Not with my daughter, you don't".

Richard may get to bury a body after all :)

I have to say that I love the golden shovel. and Richard's naiveté is cute.

Bah twas a funny strip that only goes to prove that this relationship isnt going to take away from the humor only add to it

Rowing the Fleshboat - If you've ever ridden in a row boat before, especially one with multiple rowers, you'd understand that rowing with multiple people requires a certain rhythm. Well so too does the horizontal mambo >.>

It's not that Richard is asexual, just that he can only imagine Benny attractive as a corpse.

I believe the bloodrage will be so shocked that Pinky is actually a guy, that they won't be able to move fast enough to stop it. After all, this is the first time in the canon we've seen the elf have sex so I'd figure he won't be able to go all night.

I still believe, despite the comment from Richard, that it is not actually Benny and is, instead, some mythological, shape-shifting creature. You see it all the time in SciFi/Fantasy movies. (And by fantasy, I mean it in it's G-Pg13 definition)

12:28am and 244 ppl on this thread holy crap...

Woo! Cale's getting him some. And isn't Richard nice?

Krunch after reducing Cale to a gooey paste: "Raise him Gid."
Gid casts raise dead, Krunch reduces Cale to a paste again.
Krunch: "Again."
Several dozen raise dead spells later.
Krunch: "What have we learned Pinky?"
Cale with a severely scared expression: "Don't have lesbian sex with the gigantic cow man's daughter or he'll smear you across the landscape repeatedly."

Money says Krunch eats him. Who wants to take this action!? $20 bucks on eating him!

I LOVE that jeweled shovel!

Mhhmmm.. My fangirl side just kicked in! Richard got more muscles now I am certain of that I love him <3

I sure as hell hope they don't milk the romance... (It's good so far I laughed)

ANd to the guy saying the comic is ruined. It is not as long as richard remains awesome!

Complete denial c'mon mate if you look in the previous comic you will see Benny's expression right before the kiss and tis definatly no clever schemer or beast

Nah, something tells me after all the help he's given, Krunch has some manner of respect for Cale by now. His brother on the other hand >.>

OH. EM. GEE:
Also, last panel Richard is adorable!!! XD Just sitting there, oblivious to the implied cross-race-action :B

Hehe that's perfect so much for keeping it a secret.

>.> hey dont look at me money said it but yeah I would agree that Krunch will be okay with it Ray'd I'm not so sure about XP

Respecting someone and wanting to see them bed your daughter are two very different things. I may respect Richard, but I'd still grind his skull into dust if he were sleeping with my little sister.

While yes, the hero winning the damsel is one archetype detailed in Campbell's work, I am willing to see more depth in this. I mean, hey, everyone expected Luke to hook up with Leia until 1) She fell for Han, and 2) he found out that she was his sister. So I am willing to hold off from the directly obvious choice, for now, until the sheer amount of evidence points towards it's validity.

Well I'm off to bed, just pop me a message if you wanna hear all the Masturbation metaphors, but I'll shall leave you with my final word on today's page:

BOWCHICKABOWWOW

If Richard were truly the Mistress of Magma, he'd sense something hot was going down in the forest.

I loved the contrast between this and the previous comic - the previous ensues dirty sly deeds, and here we have, for once, the "innocent" Dick. Lovely.

I did not expect that one for a while yet

Looks like someone needs to have a talk with Richard "about the birds and bees."

I don't think that richard is that ignorant to what's going on. Richard is a fucking powerful warlock. He's funny as hell but also hyper intelligent. We've seen previous prove that even though he's a raging psychopath he's still clever as hell and should not be "handled" lightly

How about $30 on a sudden and painful warhammer-back-massage?