Haha!

This page was hilarious

Well as I believe was said once before "An enraged female troll in heat can mate up to 80 times in one night"
Now we have all seen Benny go into a rage (I personally think she has at least two possibly three ways to do it) the question is is she in love or in heat? lol

I really do wonder what will happen since richard AND one of the bloodrage know what cales been doing with benny.

I really wonder what krunch has to think of this...

my first post! yay! I'm impatient for the next page, this one was hilarious, my sister came in and asked why I was laughing so hard , I wonder if Richard is gonna walk in and ask why it's taking so long to kill her... that'd be pretty awkward...

I wonder if there will be kids and if so what do you call the baby of an elf and a trorc ?

a trolf?

Plug ugly, see also poster child for birth control, and dear goddess what the hell possessed you to bring such a monster into existence you fools!?

That's what they said about mulattoes....

The hypothetical couldn't be the poster child for birth control. That title was already given to Rodney Dangerfield when he was a child (may he rest in peace).

Even in death he get's no respect.
Seriously though I doubt a baby's even possible. Genetic incompatibility and all that.

The tasty little cookies from Pepridge Farms?

I'm not sure if you're being serious or not.
No not Milanos. Mulattoes: the product of a European and an African, a mixed-race child.

I'm very rarely ever serious, serious is boring. Well... I'm seriously twisted, but that's different.

For some reason I feel that we'll be treated to a splash page next strip.

You know, I bet if Richard walked in on them he could solve everything.

Richard: "There's only room for one Dick in this story, and that's me! FWOOSH!"

The End.

What happened to trying to beat the old thread's length?

Bah, we were doing quite well too. Only a few hours left now.

Haha. I'm still giggling at Richard being so naive.

.. I have to agree with that fellow on page 16 though, what if Burying the Body WAS a metaphor. o___O

Richard will need a smaller shovel and a microscope.

Serious facepalm right there...

Okay I can't believe I haven't seen anyone make this joke yet but I had to.
If you've never seen Super Jail, you might not get it. http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs51/f/2009/273..._by_JBugg13.jpg

I don't think cale would just get a punch.

Probably more like castration.

I agree. That's why you only see his face and nothing lower. XD

Methinks Richard will get to bury something after all...

Yet, it has no head.

And no arms.

And no pretty lights...

And it isn't on fire.

Poor Richard.

Well we already know there are half-breeds in the LFG universe, as seen with the half-breed trolls. And of course it's largely believed that Benny herself is a half-breed, though it has yet to be proven. So I think it's safe to say that a baby is possible. Regardless, I don't think it'll happen anytime soon as it would kinda mess with the story I think and not in a positive way.



If you're trying to say what I think you're trying to say I have to comments.
1) I believe it's Cale doing the burying, and he wouldn't likely appreciate Richards help.
2) It does have a head

27 pages, wow.

Sirius is also approximately 8.5-8.8 LY from Earth. That's a bit more distant than cookie discussions.

Mm, Milanos.

If they did have a child, and if Cale is crowned, then the genetic makeup wouldn't matter, would it? Spoiled lil prince or princess.

As for castrating Cale.. Hm. If Cale's a 12 year odl girl, why bother? There won't be any progeny to speak of from the union.

Parthenogenesis is another matter. Who knows how elves reproduce.



Cooking dinner.

No, we do know that Benny is a half breed, as she is referred to as a half breed from time to time by the various citizens of the land.


Edit:

Were you, by any chance, typing this one handed?

*drums fingers inpatiently* ..C'mon, you lazy EST timezone, it's already thursday here.

Pwned.

And have any of you considered the possibility of sheepskin condoms? I seem to recall Richard killing a few a while back, too.

I've never laughed so hard in my life. . . okay I have but that was funny.

RICHARD ROX UR RAINBOW SOX

lol inded. That is also a very good question, I would have to say it's more for fun at this point then either of those. I could be wrong though, I am far from knowing what a woman thinks at any given time.

Looks like Richard doesn't mind one bit if Benny dies. Who would re-attatch his hands every time they were cut off if she did?

He could just raise her as an undead minion.

Rurik, I'm curious, where does the picture in your signature come from?

Incredible Hercules 132, featured in the panel are the titular Hercules, and his father Zeus who has been transformed into a mortal boy. Easily one of the best comics currently being put out by Marvel.

Richard: *appears from nowhere while the two are doing the deed* HERE COMES DICK #2!
Cale: Benny?
Benny: Sure, why not.
Richard: Wait? What?
*Richard is raped*

.... Where is the brain bleach?

I seem to remember her being called that once by some random guy who likely didn't actually know her. So it could have just been an assumption. Or maybe that's just over thinking things. *shrug* oh well, we'll find out eventually I'm sure. Course, now that I think of it, that might have been a good thing for Cale to find out before sleeping with her.

Yes Might have been but your assuming Cale has a choice in the matter which after her wraping him up like she did might be assuming too much lol
*edit* 2hrs 23min to go lol
p.s. editing posts from my iPhone is a pain

Thank you. I was wondering where that was from for over a year now. And I am not kidding. Every time I looked at your signature, I wondered where that was from.

It seems this topic isnt going to make it past 30 pages.

I think somehow Benny is going to have a busy day keeping Cale alive tomorrow as Krunch and Rayd beat on him. Maybe it's just me hoping, but it would be pretty damn funny.

EDIT: Hey sweet, top of the page.

Somehow I doubt she'd retain priestly powers as an Undead seeing as Holy and Unholy Magic don't mix at all.

Well there are unholy gods that grant negative energy spells to their clerics, like Richard, the god of epicness. She can become Richard's cleric.

Somehow I doubt that.
Oh and Batman's the God of Epicness, don't forget that.

Deadpool could kick Batman's ass. So could Richard.

Batman simply has to glare and Richard or Deadpool would explode.

Back on topic: just a few hours left before the next page.

Ah yes..but you forget...that after the expolosion...deadpool and Richard can simply reintegrate, merge and FORM VOLTRON, DEFENDER OF TH.....


okay..who spiked my coffee?

..Gah, ..it won't make it to 30 pages

I know nothing of placing railroad spikes in your coffee.

DEADPOOL + RICHARD!!! *orgasm*

Seriously. Deadpool is the greatest Marval charecter of all time! GO, NO FORTH WALL GO!

And Ricahrd is just teh greatest charecter of all time, you all know its true.