Wouldn't that require the participants to first be hot? A trorc and a gender ambiguous elf are most decidedly not hot.

One more thing to add: Cale must be good if Richard can hear them.

A squeeze and a squirt, the bad boogey, batter dip the corn dog, the bed boogie, bury the baby leg, buzz the Brillo, taking the skin boat to tuna town, bounce the pogo stick, bump and grind, bump fuzzies, bump uglies, bury the one-eyed worm, bush patrol, butter the muffin, churn butter, clean the carpet, dance in the sheets, dip the wick, feed the kitty, fill the cream donut, four legged frolic, do the funky chicken, get laid, get your nuts cracked, going fishing for trouser trout, hanky panky, the humpty dance, harnessing the underwear unicorn, hide the hot dog, hippity dippitty, horizontal hustle, in 'n' out scream 'n' shout, knock mops, make whoopee, dance the mattress mambo, do the naughty, nookie, parting the pink sea, pickle tickle, polish the porpoise, park the pink Plymouth in the garage of love, ride the baloney pony, roll in the hay, slime the banana, smash pissers, shag, stuff the beaver, tiptoe through the two lips, toss off a batch of baby batter, varnish the cane, do the waterbed waltz...

Richard may well not be the innocent he appears to be; it's just that violence and killing are what spring to mind first. It's the same reason that a child thinks that daddy is hurting mommy - it is more viable to their minds than what is actually happening.

I'm not sure if the fact that Richard regards Cale killing Benny as more likely than Cale doing Benny makes him more or less sick than the rest of the population.

>> oh I will take that heat my money is on torn to shreds by mechanical arm but i still gotta give props to Cale and Benny

Also Benny just took Cale's innocence me thinks ;3

I am going to print this out to give my son someday.

You forgot the obvious "Bury the body," Dev.

God damn it you made me laugh. And i was trying to stay quiet, damn you!

They're already milking someting else.

Quite the follow up indeed. That last panel really did make me laugh out loud.

New Rule, anytime you make a sexual joke you must end your post with: "bowchickabowwow"

*Gigglesnort*

True that

Like most others, I read this while other people are sleeping in the house, and I think that I woke up my daughter. If I have to start explaining to her why daddy was laughing so hard and woke her up, somebody is gonna be in real trouble. Also I have to think that we're gonna be feeling sorry for Richard when he finds out there is no body to bury.

My thoughts exactly

And there ppl are your winners!
Pay out is 5 to 1 on the main bet and 3 to 1 on the secondary side bet all winners may come and collect your winnings. lol

Aww, Richard looks like a proud parent waiting to congratulate their son/daughter on a job well done, i love the last panel, probably wouldn't be as funny without it.

maybe through all his murderous rampaging he just kinda forgot about that?


through all the time youve been here you'd build up an immunity to certain things. this really isnt the worst of what we've come up with. remember Richard Speedo Dansen? the images cant be much worse than that

You forgot Death by Snoo Snoo

As well as Dancing Dirty.

AHHHH MY INNOCENT MIND!

Well, being undead for an unspecified amount of time CAN cause some serious developmental setbacks. I'm guessing Richard never really had "The Talk."

I wonder how disappointed he'll be when he realizes Cale didn't kill her.

How could anyone forget Snoo-snoo?????

Also upon reading this comic
I did not know whether to laugh
or sit there in stunned silence

so I chose to do both

youve joined the lfg forums.

it wont stay innocent much longer.

OMG.... I tried so hard not to wake my parents!!! Richard is hilarious! And I just LOVE the Bloodrage's reaction!!!

"Scrog" is another euphenism for sex, so we can make up a new one for LFG:


Scrog the Sklog.

Okay, when Benny was kissing Cale, first thought was... "Oh geez, now it's gonna be all about those two being "involved". Second thought was, "Hey, we'll get a lot of Richard snarky comments out of this, cool!"

Now.. today's panel seriously made me crack up. I had to join the forums just to say ..

I did not think there was ANYTHING you could do to make me love this comic more.

I was wrong.

Thanks. The iced sweet tea in my sinus cavities is totally worth it. My neighbor's are all double-locking their doors since my insane cackling is clearly audiable outside the house.

In what universe is that not.

Welcome to the fold, wolfyhound.

Welcome to all the new folks who signed up in the last week too, and welcome back to some older users.

Reminds me of those hilariously awkward moments at Petting Zoo's when someone innocently asks "Mummy, why are those two animals playing leapfrog"

Poor Richard, he's bound to be disappointed.

Hah, I love this comic. Truly I do.

Richard hasn't disappointed me once yet, I can't wait for the next page.

AHAHAHAHHAHA...... <.<...>.>......... well then... now that thats out of my system..... GO CALE!

Yes, go Cale! Far far far away.

OMG!! that was hilarious i have not posted here in forever but lately sohmer and lars have forced me too. I am laughing so hard on the inside without trying to wake my dad or sister that i think i might rupture something in my stomach area.
Also I put 5$ on Ray'd ripping Cale in half with is mechanical arm while Krunch yells at Benny saying, "What the hell were you thinking!?!?!?!!? Why didn't tell me you're a lesbian!?!!?!?!?," because quite clearly Cale is a female. just a very masculine one

Ya know...Sohmer and Lar are probably having quite the big old laugh about all of this....sitting in their big giant mansion and sipping those 20 dollar Red Bull Martini's ...(its an actual drink..look it up) They go and drop a proverbial H bomb on us by implying that Benny and Cole were making with the Mad Discovery Channel Monkey Sex.....and whats the follow up...Richard and the Goatboy having a Wonder Years moment.

*raises fist in air* KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

but in all seriousness....this was damn funny....

Oh yeah....Way to knock those +3 Agility Boots, Cale!

If you look back, the signs of this development are kind of obvious with hindsight.
For example, Cale rescued Benny's uncle and refused to believe her father could be dead.
Her own words from here.
http://lfgcomic.com/page/270

To those whom object I ask, why wouldn't Benny be attractive to Cale. He has those kind hearted, noble hero qualities. He has those attributes you hate because your own girl friend asks why your not as good a boyfriend as he is.

I would ask have the long term relationships of Rayne's friends in LICD ruined the comic?

awww maaaaan. :-/ Not really very please with this recent turn of events. But eh... what can you do. It just seems so... unnecessary. And... they have had zero chemistry throughout the entire comic... up to this point. This just sucks, in my opinion. /glum/

No chemistry? Have you been READING or just looking at the pretty pictures....this has been building up for quite a while now...and if you don't believe me...please check out Thursday's Forum Thread on this "Holy Smooches Batman" I'm pretty sure a few of the readers posted strips that showed Benny's growing affection for our resident Blood Elf with a Heart. hmmm

B.E.H. catchy little term...I like it.

I still say that weather these turn of events are good or bad should not be judged automatically, instead, we as the readers should trust that the respected writers of this glorious comic(and LICD, great stuff) wont mess it up and will keep bringing the awesome.

Implied sex? That is new... I think. Did it happen before?

I wonder if cale is still bounded.

And I am now thinking Avenue Q.

"You can be as loud as the hell you want when you're making love...when you and your partner are doing the nasty, don't behave like you're at the ballet"

Aww, no hardcore sex scene...

Oh my gawd!
I'm glad I sat down my coffee before I read it.
GO CALE GO, GO CALE GO!!
Cultures are different, so I have to wonder how many folks are going to know by the time Benny and Cale get back
If we're lucky, maybe we'll get at least a after-glow panel. As for Richard...I think he's just messin' with the shaman's head.

Richard for the GQMF WIN.

With his spade of pillaging. In my opinion, brilliant.

Didn't read the four pages before as I'm in the middle of a hurricane of cleaning, so sorry if it's been said, but

This shows that John Osterman retained a perverted sense of humor. He didn't kill Walter Kovacs, he sent him to the LFG universe. Should have left him the name though.

*Gigglesnort*

In a bit of a hurry now, but...

I just noticed this... Richard looks kinda ripped under that robe in panel eight. Did anyone else notice, or am I seeing things? Apparently he had a nice body in life.

Ok, I was wrong in my prediction of no mention being made in regards to the kiss in the next panel and I'm so glad I was!! Jeez, I laughed so hard, I'm glad it was morning when I read this, or I would have been swamped with complaints from neighbors again. Although, now the kiddies whose room is separated by a wall from mine must be thinking "Holy moly, that lady next door has finally lost it."

Anyway, the follow up was awesome and Richard was adorable. So far so good, guys! And what made me laugh even more is this thread and the numerous sex euphemisms, but particularly the post I quoted up there - lol, Cale, we never knew you had it in you.

Oh, snap, now I have to wait till Thursday!

Still hoping that this turns out to be a ploy to lure Cale away or something.

Although I now see the comedic potential, I remain convinced that the angst potential to be too high to be happy about.

Poor Richard will have a hard time reinacting this.

I noticed
This is why we all love Richard and think he is hotter than Cale.

Bow chica wow wow.

I know it's been said but man, Richard just has the cutest, most expectant expression on his face in the last panel, with his eyes curled up and holding his little super fancy shovel. He's like a child! Or a puppy! Child-puppy! ... chuppy?