Richard eats the baby, and Cale and Benny make a new one.

I'm pretty sure that if Richard ate Cale's baby not even their bff status would stop Cale from going totally sickhouse Brock Sampson on Richard's ass.
People just talk about the baby because that's what usually happened when you bumped uglies without protection. Who knows Benny probably has a shield working as a condom of sorts.

I'm shocked I didn't see anyone mentioning this earlier on, but...

Did it not occur to anyone the possibility that to Richard, sex IS killing? To him, what would follow climax better than a big explosion of fwoosh? High probability of further emasculation of Kale to ensue!

Also, to follow up on a couple pages previous, isn't Kale being a tad hypocritical toward Pella? He "killed" a child to save the gang, if anything, his lack of sympathy toward her own angle on the recent Gnome stubbornness was quite over-the-top. Not to mention the fact that to have done otherwise would have surely meant further inner conflict for her due to having to face against her own brethren.

Yes, it was necessary for both her and Kale to concede guilt over their actions for them to be redeemed for readers, they aren't Richard after all, nevertheless Kale's gonna need to eat his share of humble pie over this.

You mean Cale?
There's already been all sorts of theories over what Richard thinks but personally I think that they all overthink it. It's a simple joke, Richard's like a child who thinks his parents are fighting when they're really doing it only instead of being frightened it exites him because he's Richard.

Hey... I just noticed something. Since when does richard have a six-pack?

That's not a six pack, that's an abscess
Edit: Wow I just noticed I made an unintentional pun. *shame*

As far as Cale knows, he did kill a child. Because it was necessary.
He didn't like that, and it's gnawing at the back of his mind. He still feels guilty over it.
Thus, when Pella killed the gnome guards, it hit Cale hard because it poured salt in his own unhealed wounds over the kid - more innocent people dying because of him.
Especially since Cale thinks Pella's actions were premature and not necessary*, and because she acted against the image of her that he had (a kind of betrayal of trust).

But yes. Now that he ate Benny's pie, I think she will make him eat humble pie in return, and apologize to Pella.


*Speculation, but since Cale was the one who told Richard to blow up a mountain, I think Cale's intention was to hold out longer, then lure the diggers and the dwarven forces into the gnome mountain as he and his allies fall back, evacuating the gnomes. Then Richard blows up the mountain, trapping the attacking dwarves in the suddenly active volcano fortress/mountain.

Would it be bad to mention that I only chuckled at the scene instead of laughing my butt off?

They went all the way..................


Sweeeeeeeeeet.

Not the first time.

Yeah, he has been getting a bit buffer lately...

Though I have a friend who is so skinny he has a "six pack" just on account of the fact that he has nothing but skin to cover his muscles. Which is probably the case here.

And as we all know, Richard did lose his baby fat in one of the earliest panels...

"Caused from the baby I ate."
Though technically, later on wouldn't he have gained it back after the nursery incident?

Yah.... not reading through 9 pages of this. Well. Anway. Do you think Richard would think they were wrestiling in an attempt to kill eachother if he walked in on the Happy hip smash?

So, Benny's in the wood, and vice versa?

Well, I don't know about it coming back because you never actually see if he ate the babies.





Bad, no puns. Bad.

*whew*

Read the whole topic before posting, read more puns than I could count (very punny guys) and laughed till i peed. That last bit could have been from something else but......

Funny page. Richard looks so eager! Like a kid at Christmas. Sorry Dickie. No bodies for you. But heres a nice coal dragon for you to burn!

*FWOOSH*

For an unimaginably powerful and intelligent warlock, Richard should know something about this.

Wasn't he alive a long time ago? Thats what undead implies. I thought he may have had a family when he was not undead, but now cause he doesn't know what cale and benny are doing, i dont really think that anymore.

Cale is screwed if Krunch or Ray'd finds out, and Richard is the best character ever.

Green Gal and Effeminate Elf Woohoo in the Woods in the Misty Morning. Dangerous Dick prepares to Dig a Ditch while Grey Goat Guffaws.

Amateur Alliteration Astounds All.


Yes, he was alive. But the thing about undead is they don't typically remember their life. From my short excursion in Wow (free trial) I believe that's how it was there, and we all know LFG takes a lot (though not all) from WoW. Also, the whole speech about Richard just starting to remember parts of his life back in the plane of suck. So yeah, doesn't remember it.

The thing is, you're assuming that Richard would have thought like a normal person while alive, which was a long time ago. I doubt Richard really ever cared about sex, and especially not with love. As has been pointed out, one is likely to identify something with what they would be doing in the situation, in this case, if it were Richard in Cale's position, the only reason he can imagine a person to be screaming is if he were slaughtering them, their family, or their family and then them after they've been forced to watch, similarly if I saw someone doubled over in laughter, I'd assume someone else just got kicked in the nuts as that's what would make me double over in laughter.

I don't think he's clueless at all. Actually, by looking at the final panel, I think he's joking with that bloodrage.

Also, ROFL!

Richard's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
I hope they show Cale and Benny struggling to explain how they weren't killing each other.

I think it would be funnier if they came out of the woods looking properly worn out and walked up to the camp where we see Richard sitting with the Bloodrage...

Richard: Oh, so you didn't kill her? Cale, I'm very disappointed with you.
Cale: (raises finger for objection) But...
Richard: I don't care, she's still alive. With all of that screaming I heard you better have at least tortured her some.
*everyone bursts out laughing, Richard looks around confused*

Krunch: *recovers from fit of laughter* Pinky, come here I got something I want to show you...
*Rayd cracks knuckles in the background*

So now you gotta wonder.....how's he gonna take it when Benny's still alive?

I wonder actually, do you suppose father/daughter's boyfriend ass kickings are a family affair for Bloodrage, or a tribal pleasure? I'm hoping for the latter.

I can see the bloodrage playing football. Cale is the football.

That would be hilarious.

i don't think that this topic will last up to 30 like last time, shame on u.

I agree. I mean I've been trying to get it there, but people don't appreciate my consecutive posts and the random tangents that I go off on.

but i like your posts, they are fun to read.
they say they like richard but i think they like benny/cale even more than they think, because if they did. We would be up to and over 30 by now

That's deep, and probably true.

Why is it that I didn't get a "welcome to LFG forum" like the others

(sry if this gets off topic)
back on topic.. Richard go into the woods and intervean(sry i don't know how to spell that word) them

Hi, welcome to the asylum. Enjoy your stay, 'cause we don't plan on letting you leave.

I finally figured out why he was laughing: Richard's interpretation. By now, since they're folloing him, I'd say they pretty much trust Cale, overall. However, the parental talk will still be a parental, "what are your intentions towards my daughter" type of thing.

Of course, Cale is not the one who tied up Benny in order to have his way with her.

Of course, you could always cut to he morning after scene, whre Benny and Cale are both tied up by some random assailant. Figure, when you're all tied up, and busy thinking about "other" things, some things can become a reality. Then it will be up to Pella and Richard to play hero.

I vote for Cale waking up, still bound, hanging upside down from a tree, with Krunch and Rayd preparing to teach him a new game called pinata.

I guess we shall know for sure in about 23 hrs and 27 min
*edit* Now aprox 15hrs

Because none of the people who do that are on the forum now.



But that's too long to wait!

im curious to know if they did the barrell roll lol jk


but i wonder if their seriously doing "it" or if its just passionate make out >.>
guess the next issues would reveal it..

dont consider me naive X.X!

I'm really hoping Richard has some memories after seeing Cale and Benny come out of the woods. The look of dawning realization as he remembers what those noises really meant would be priceless.

I'm sure they'll make him the confused "whys she still alive..?" "so what you guys do the...."

Well I'd imagine they're probably doing "it", I mean, a passionate make-out session wouldn't really make it sounds like Benny was in pain... Can't wait for the next comic!!

Did we ever consider the fact that Cale is in faact brutally murdering Benny?

I'd really prefer it be the other way around.

GOD DAMN IT GOTHIC.

NO SLAPPY FOR YOU.

Richard: If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself! FWOOSH

Because people can't keep track of all the new people registering to respond to the latest two pages.

welcome to the forums.^^

no.



okay, seriously, that would be just... totally left-field. it´s the classic intro: a deep kiss, fade to black. classic follow-up: the morning after. after sex, that is.
that´s the tame version, of course. i´m sure some people here are hoping for a little in-between illustration, or at least some hero/heroine in state of undress shot...

Maybe Benny's faking it?

Considering Cale's an elf that pretty much goes without saying. There's a reason why they get a bonus to dexterity, not charisma. Now if he were a tiefling on the other hand...

I am amused by how naive Richard can be. Plus I'd be expecting more noise from Cale if Benny is as agressive in the sack as she is when she wants to kiss a man.

Something tells me there could be a lot of jokes about D&D pregnancy penalties coming up soon...

First page in a short while that I actually really liked.
after the gnome tower was destroyed , the pages felt a birt rushed..
But that could be just me..

But anyway.
We all know richard is gonna be dissapointed by this..

The line ''Im not gonna leave here until I get to bury a body'' comes to mind X3!
And for the two love birds I say.
Royal family anyone?