When in heat and enraged a female troll can mate over 80 times in one night.

Is Cale prepared?

That's why she tied him up. He can't escape.

It's not Benny screaming.

Oooooh yes it can....

Speedo Dansen? No problem. A bit eyebrow-quirkingly odd, yes.

This? I'm scrubbing my brain with steel wool and bleach.

Its death by Snoo snoo!!!!!

The mind is willing!

But the flesh is spongy and bruised!

Thank you.
I now have another reason to leave LFG.


The only reason I'm still here is teh hope that this is just a character's overactive imagination....


(If you can't tell...
Dragon doesn't like this plot arc.)

Is this related to the fact that to you at least fictional universes exist just so you can write fanfics about them and an official couple threatens that?

Yeah, that was a pretty funny strip. Richard never fails XD

Too true.

First on page 19. w00t!!!

Oh, Richard, sometimes you're as clueless like a child xD

Trans-species sex. And on that scale too.

*Head explodes*

Well yeah Richard's basically the amoral manchild archetype only with warlock powers. I doubt he remembers much of what it means to be alive. Sort of like Count Orlok from Shadow of the Vampire who didn't remember how humans acted after centuries of living alone in his castle.

Not only do i love today's comic, but anyone realize that his shovel has diamonds on it? O.o

I imagine a gold shovel would be completely worthless unless you were digging fine sand.
As cool as it looks, things made of solid gold usually don't have any practical worth. Case in point: a fiddle made of solid gold.

Dude its the pillaging shovel. He has had it for AGES!

As for that one bit about the troll in heat...

They also tend to destroy whole forestss in their rampant sexual rape-spree. I can picutre Cale as a broken pile of Pink Goo. Serious death by snoo-snoo.

edit: The golden fiddle? What is with all these futurama references?

Technically the Golden fiddle was a reference to the song Devil Went Down to Georgia, I'd expect you'd know that.
And if fantasy has taught me anything its that there is no single commonality between all trolls in fiction and I doubt Benny subscribes to baby eating, that's Richard's shtick

SAWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET ROLL!

Fimion want sweet roll. Fimion give you pants for sweet roll.

Richie9999 I believe the joke, pun, whichever has gone far enough. And going way off topic isn't a good thing either.

And for a select few of you, please get back on topic.

Hopefully we actually get to see Benny and Cale in the next strip. If they cut to the sister's fusion I'll actually be disappointed even though I want to see it.

All i want, as always is more Richard. I think it would be great if Richard ventured into the forest to see what was happening. Oh his reaction would be pricless.

I'd rather see Krunch's reaction.

Personally, while I think Krunch's reaction would be interesting I think Rayd's would be much more entertaining and violent, so I'd rather see his.

Well it does work. He's dug holes with it before, though I'm too lazy to find any of the pages I do remember it.

Also I have to ask, how exactly does a shovel aid in pillaging? I mean, unless you hit someone over the head with it and then stole their stuff. Which might be slightly interesting to see, but I think I'd rather see him kill someone with his fork of truth.

And what exactly is wrong with getting off topic Zoran? It's more entertaining this way.

Edit: I have to say, I'm impressed by the coding of these forums. The quote and edit buttons on here work better than anything I've seen elsewhere.

Awesome stuff! Been reading the comic for along time, finally braved the forums, love it man, keep it up!

Def not a twist I thought was coming, especially since Cale has gone from being the ignorant elf to being the over zealous leader. I think this aught to relax him a little

Shh, don't get off topic or they get mad at you!!!

In other news, the shovel would aid in the pillaging of buried treasure.

To respond to the pregnancy thing, there is also a curse potion from D&D that renders the drinker sterile for one month.


So you see it too excellent!


Logic and parental protective instincts do not compute.

It doesn't matter that Krunch or Ray'ed know Benny can take care of herself. To them Benny would always be their little girl. It also doesn't matter that Cale is one of the most noble people in the world. Only their internal will power can get them to overcome those gut reaction to threaten Cale with physical harm should he break her heart.

The Shovel is also rather sharo, and could certaintly be used to pry open doors.

Ok has anyone considered the last comic could be construed as bondage? Gawd I could just see it after the first time Benny grins and says Ok This time you tie me up

Oh and another innuendo Hes pollinating her flower. ^^

A shovel has no real value in pillaging. Digging up buried treasure isn't pillaging, that's just called digging up buried treasure. Now I can see there being such thing as a pillaging brick. Hell I have a few pillaging bricks.

what about Brownies?


(slobbering in the background "BROWWWWWWWNIIIIIIIES")

The Fimmion thing was a reference to the Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion expansion pack The Shivering Isles. As part of a side quest you have to retrieve, among other things, a pair of enchanted pants from an NPC by the name of Fimmion. In order to acquire his pants the good way, you have to first give him a sweet roll.

What I said is pretty much a paraphrase of what he says during the quest.




I consider looting buried treasure to be a subset of pillaging, which itself is a subset of looting. I therefore stand by my use of the Pillaging Shovel and counter your "Pillaging Brick" with the fact that, from what I can recall of the top of my head, no bricks have been seen to date in LFG. Now a Pillaging Stone or rock or something rock like of reasonable size would be completely legit.

I haven't got Shivering isles yet.

ROIGHT, enough about sweetrolls, they are delicious, but back to the topic at hand.

So what is the deal with the pillaging shovel anyway? Is it just another of Richard's fun little tools, or does it maybe have some greater significance?

At any rate, Richard is truly brilliant. Sitting patiently on his little rock, like a good boy...man...undead warlock/lord of dance/mistress of magma/etc.

*Cracking up* omg lawl...lawl..poor Richard not understanding the situtation going on LAWL thumbs up

You forgot Lord of the thirteen hells, Master of the bones,emperor of the black, lord of the undead and Mayor of his currently traveling village.


You forgot Lord of the thirteen hells, Master of the bones,emperor of the black, lord of the undead and Mayor of his currently traveling village.


edit: Aw crap didn't mean to double post.

Yes yes, that's what the etc. stands for 8D

only 53 people tonight, last night there was 160. Odd.

Well this is the second day its been up. The number tends to decrese unti about the third day. And only build up again once the next page is up. The ebb and flow of the forum.

Long time reader. 1st time poster.
after this page this came to mind

Krunch:"Hey pinky come here for a second"
Cale:"Okay I'm coming"
**Cale walks over to Krunch, Rayd pins cale to wall**
Krunch: "If you ever hurt Gid I'll let Rayd kill you and well leave the corpse for richard to use, understood"
Cale: " Yes, understood I'll treat her like a queen, just don't tell richard"
Krunch: "Okay Rayd he undersands, let him go."
**Rayd lets Cale go, Cale walks back to Benny.**
Benny:" Well that went well."
*shocked look on face.*
*Richard appears out of nowhere*
Richard:" Why is she still alive Cale...now what will i throw in the hole i just dug, oh look gnomes.*
*richard runs after the gnomes*
Cale:" that was close, looks like he doesn't Know"
Benny:" i dont think so...*looks at richard doing a puppet show of them (doing the deed)*
*Cale facepalms*

hehe couldn't help myself

-feels slightly scandalized after reading that page-

I....I don't know whether to laugh or blush or look away...

(Though I know with any of my reactions, a loud "Ew!!! x3" would accompany the)

the.... horizontal monster mash? The down low Boogy-oggy? The turkey grinder? Sasuage taco maker? Cookie and Cream machine? Tell me when i get it.

i like it when people say that it's going to ruin LFG, its not going to ruin it. THEY have the whole thing written down somewhere, this isn't something you just make up on the spot. I should know cus i'v written a small book on an apocaliptic event down and is't still isn't fin cus i cant get the right parts together so....IT'S NOT GOING TO BE RUINED

....cookie and cream machine?? o0 Dare I ask? xD

(I like to refer to it as the "Horizontal Hokey-Pokey" xD Helped me separate horizontal and vertical for years - still does)

[font="Times New Roman"][/font] I distinctly remember thinking that as a child. I just didn't have that lovely shovel...

then do all three laugh so hard u blush and have to look away to breathe

I had to say this after reading the thread a little bit.

Cale is feeding the troll.

Hopefully someone gets it. >>

Saw the comic... this was the first thing I thought of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AratTMGrHaQ

I'd say it's a perfect song for the occasion.






Also, I look forward to seeing Richard play the third wheel!

Sadly, I did not catch half those puns (I refuse to throw back the ones I did actually manage).

For the one thing, the skin tone doesn't matter. Benny's Benny, who happens to be a female of obscure pedigree, and Cale is Cale, a male elf of uncertain pedigree (I mean, come on, when did they reference it in the comic?). They've each known the other for a long (relative) time now. Both have gone through changes and revelations-well, mostly Benny, with the revelations. If not completely inevitable, there was a distinct probability that this would happen.

Children or no children, I can still see Richard asking for first helpings.

Of course Richard is hot. He is the Mistress of Magma.