Bwahahahaha! Oh god, that was hilarious and cute. Adorable, even. He looks, dare I say it, faithful.


Only time will tell, right? Just enjoy it while it lasts. It's going to end one way or another, eventually, might as well just actually enjoy it before it does instead of panicking.


XD! Win.


And win#2.


Even "everything sounds dirty" sounds dirty!


*stares in awe*

... W-win #3.


Indeed!

I have to say, as it stands I'm leaning on the "this isn't so bad" side of things. Because it isn't. It still retains it's humor, it's just like every other thing they kinda branched out on (character development, remember?) that people said had "stopped being funny." And frankly, as it stands, the only reason to hate it is because of a bias against romance. I definitely have one, which is why I'm taking it with a grain of salt, but I will admit that there have been many cases where romance was done very well.

So I'm holding out on it, with cautious optimism.

P.S. Richard was adorable here, did I mention that?

Wait... we have considered the possibility of Benny being something in disguise and dismissed it... but what about Cale... or so he may appear. As far as we know he could be a randy forest-gnome with a good grasp of illusions looking to get a hot piece of... somthing-green-and-trolish arse. That would explain how this 'Cale' is apparently so apt in bed... when he is obviously an 11 year old female virgin in real life.

Amen, its like I said, puns are bad and are not to be encouraged.

~ snip ~

Don't be a jerk.

The fact that she isn't human just makes it exotic. So long as she is humanoid (bipedal, and conforms to human concepts of attractiveness) its all good.

Furthermore I find it amusing how you object to Cale bedding Benny on account of her being a troll half breed, but you don't object to her bedding Cale because he is an Elf. A bit hypocritical, no?

~ snip ~
See above post.

Let me make this perfectly clear.

Don't double, triple or quadruple post.

Don't tell others to fuck off, go fuck themselves, etc.

Don't flame others for their opinions.

Be nice or leave.

As disappointing as it would be, that would actually be pretty funny. Cale and Benny coming out of the forest, everyone snickering or glaring, and they just go "whaaaaaat?". I doubt it though.

P.S. Take it easy Richie9999, what do you care that this guy has a problem with Benny being green? Besides, stating what a xenophobic %&#"$~##$% HarryE is once is quite enough. Nobody should get that worked up over the internet. Maybe you need some Benny action... (don't hurt me, I scar easily)

Holy cross-species bing-bang-boom! A triple post! And non-accidental no less! Durn, that must be some sort of record. And dang son 3 very anrgy posts no less. Try to remain calm and poltie when debating someones point of view. Lets keep this forum civil shall we?

Wait..um two things.


1.Are they have condoms in that time.

2.Is it safe to have baby round richard

No. and No.

Well, this page shows that Richard has his perception centered on war locked down.
He's a good sport though, waiting to dig in and help Cale bury the body.
Looks like the shaman/druid is going to be the scapegoat and bear the "baaa'd" news about Benny and Cale to the rest of the Bloodrage.
I think Krunch will take it fairly relaxed though, and hammer home the point that he is intelligent, thoughtful and a scholar as well as a father.
Ray'd is probably going to be pretty cool with it too. Neither of them are bullies and both are adults and know what it's like to be horny and thus approves of Benny finding a good partner for herself.

About Pella, well, we'll see, but I have a feeling her problems will be drawfed by the ones they will face shortly.
And I hope the Sons doesn't feel too blue once they realize how much of a prison their new home with the sisters are.
Oh well, at least we can always enjoy Tah'vraay's booty whenever she shows up.


If I get punished... It's worth it.

That... 'pun' deserves the greatest punishment known to human kind. *forces Suntiger to listen to Johnus brothers on loop for the rest of his life*

edit: Worth it now?

Anyway. I agree about the Krunch bit but Ray'd has never come across as the level headed and 'accepting' type.

More like a quadruple post Batman!

Wow, i hadn't noticed that. He deserves a cookie!

A spiky metal cookie, okay not so much a cookie as much as a sup- well you know where I'm going with this.

I'm not sure about Krunch and Ray'd, they might just go bullistic.

Edit: And I think Pella will be too busy feeling small after her tiff with Cale to feel much worse about something that may or may not even involve her.

What did we say about puns? I'll do to you what I did to the writers of Rocky and Bullwinkle!

*stabs with a spoon* as that really neccissary Rayne?

Bullistic. Thats almost as abd as Tah'vraay booty thing.

Damn, man, that's cold. I mean Jonas Brothers? Seriously?

Have mercy on the poor guy.

But I agree, he does deserve to be punished for making a pun.

Ahahahahaa, the puns have caught on!

Aaaaah, the sweet sweet tackyness...

Did you mean Jonas Brothers?
Harsh, but yes, still worth it.

True, though if Ray'd does get angry and puts his energy to chase Cale down and rip his head off, the prospect might give Cale wings as he tries to escape.
I still say he's not a bully though, so once Benny has calmed him down (which I believe she can do fairly easily actually) the matter will be settled by Krunch.


And anyway, the previous and this post was mostly to cram in as many puns and shoutouts as I could cram in without making it too forced.

...... If there isn't porn by the end of the week I'm killing someone

I literally LOL'd at this, and as a result got several strange looks from my room mate and people passing my dorm-room door.

One thing I just remembered...aren't Trolls known for eating babies?
I don't think the guys here on LFG are planning any baby-booms for Benny anytime soon.

I still think this was "Sympathy Sex" for Cale.

Yes, and unless Benny can convince Cale to forgive her, sympathy might be in short supply.


And Miss Psycho B? The puns are a sort of homage to you. Loved the ones you wrote a couple of pages back.

Eh, he's still gettin' some.

Suntiger... for the love of god man, those puns are actually killing me!

Don't make me put 'Hannah Montana' Into your sentence.

Now that's just plain old evil. I mean honestly? Why would you ever inflict that upon someone?

You forgot "on a date with Rosy Palms" and "polishing the family jewels."

Best page by far, love panel 6.

Heh, I suppose I should be grateful for that, but it's kinda hard to concentrate with the sound of guided missiles sent whizzing at my house by various threaders.

Because they are bombarding us with god-awful puns.

The only good puns are the ones Richard tells. And on that note... i wonder what Richards pun for elf/greenthing action would be?

Richard might arrange for a baby-boom, with a 'fwoosh'. He can be a bit of a Dick like that sometimes.
Hope he remembers to put down sawdust or papers to soak up the mess if he does.

And I doubt Benny eats babies. Sure, they're sweet and tender, but so is she sometimes, and besides, babies are too high in cholesterol. Also, that would be trolling and despite appearances, Benny doesn't do that.

Hmm, but considering her skin colour, she might actually be related to the Green Giant. And as an adopted Bloodrage, that means she should be able to make some wicked corned beef.
Though I suppose that's a moot point, since she'd have to cut up a clan member and that's always dicey, particularly if you're an adopted halfbreed. She hasn't got a prayer unless Krunch and Ray'd back her up then.

From a character perspective it makes sense to have Benny be the one to comfort Cale. After all, as a cleric, she's used to handling a staff. She's proven useful and surprisingly versatile in other ways too, so if/when Cale becomes a king, I think he would like to have her on his staff.
Well, arguably she already is I suppose.


Edit: Sorry, but I've taken my shots - I'm immune against Hannah Montana.

Bwahahahaha..! *dies laughing* .


...*gives cookies to both* More puns XD

I'd give ya cake, but Cale already took it.

No, he had some pie...

You may be immune to Hannah Montana, but for your continued use of not-so-punny puns I am recommending the harshest sentence available to me: Death by listening to the Naked Brothers Band whilst being forced to watch horrible sitcoms. Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

So his cake is a lie?

No, no encouraging puns. *hits on head with rolled up magazine*

If you ever do that again I'm locking you in a room with a sound system that only plays the Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana and the Naked Brothers Band.

This has been explained before by the Ratman. The cake is indeed a lie.

You cannot cow the Bloodrage!

Wait, I'm not a Bloodrage... And sitcoms - I feel like Alex in 'A clockwork orange'...
*shakes fist* You may have defeated me this time, Richie, but I will be back! I swear by Thalia I will have my revenge!

What about cupcakes? are they a lie too?

...I'm going to need to find a bigger newspaper...

You sir is no fun, puns are good and innocent. just like Cale.


Also, you should edit posts. Mods don't like double posts.

and i'm immune to bullcrap like those bands.

And yes, they are a lie. All cakes are a lie. It is sad, but rejoice! At least there other delectable goods to be had. Like sweetrolls. Mmmmmm.



That is harsh, but not as harsh as making him listen to Hannah Montana, the Naked Brothers Band, and the Jonas Brothers in concert...at the SAME TIME! heheheheheheheHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


8D

Cale is not innocent uh did you read the comic

Aye, sister.... Aye.... X.x
*passes the brain bleach*


On another note... I think LFG may be in the process of jumping the shark, at least for me....

Mmmm... Sweet rolls... *begins drooling while thinking about the toasty sweetrolls covered in a layer of icing freshly cooked.




Ooh, good one. Scarecrow, I think we're gonna get along just fine.

..Neither is at least half the puns in this thread.

haha the last panel is hilarious, just him sitting there with is shovel. but theres no body to bury .

That's why I was taking action to put a stop to all of the puns.

I can actually see richard innocent smile. It really Hilarious imagining him realizing the truth.