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Sithster
That... hurt. Man, I couldn't even talk after I read today's comic. Seriously, I started to laugh big time but I remembered my daughter is asleep in this very room. So I choked instead.
Bubblehead
QUOTE (KeiMariIced @ Sep 28 2009, 12:31 AM) *
Bow chica wow wow.

I know it's been said but man, Richard just has the cutest, most expectant expression on his face in the last panel, with his eyes curled up and holding his little super fancy shovel. He's like a child! Or a puppy! Child-puppy! ... chuppy?

I love that! Chuppy is now my new favorite word.
Suntiger
Hehe, I can understand the Bloodrage laughing. Cale may have developed into a up and coming badass, but to think he'd be able to hurt Benny? Not a chance. laugh.gif
Ivresse
QUOTE (FwoomKing @ Sep 28 2009, 05:37 AM) *
While yes, the hero winning the damsel is one archetype detailed in Campbell's work, I am willing to see more depth in this. I mean, hey, everyone expected Luke to hook up with Leia until 1) She fell for Han, and 2) he found out that she was his sister. So I am willing to hold off from the directly obvious choice, for now, until the sheer amount of evidence points towards it's validity.


Yeah...somehow I don't think Benny and Cale can be even remotely related at least. tongue.gif

Seriously, if you think this isn't actually happening, then that means 1 of 3 things:

1) You're in denial
2) You are either too young, too immature, or too stuck in your depressive-stuck-in-the-bedroom-in-front-of-the-computer-with-no-knowledge-of-the-outside-world to understand the meaning of love.
3) You are jealous and infactuated with a drawn comic book character and thus require psychological medical attention.

Miss a go.
iggy112
QUOTE (Devin Austra @ Sep 27 2009, 10:12 PM) *
"Scrog" is another euphenism for sex, so we can make up a new one for LFG:


Scrog the Sklog.


Ok, so the root of my Last name is a euphemism for sex?

Anyway, awesome page. Still disappointed that Cale and Pella didn't end up together, though...
Rurik
QUOTE (Oscar Hammerfist @ Sep 28 2009, 12:17 AM) *
In what universe is that not.


Any universe with functional eyes.
Bubblehead
QUOTE (Suntiger @ Sep 28 2009, 12:41 AM) *
Hehe, I can understand the Bloodrage laughing. Cale may have developed into a up and coming badass, but to think he'd be able to hurt Benny? Not a chance. laugh.gif

He wouldn't hurt Benny unless saving the world depended on it, so you have a good point.
But maybe he's just laughing because he knows Krunch is gonna have a freakout.
Beron
Well, sometimes, when you're arm-wrestlnig, you can get rather loud, too. happy.gif

One of the more obvious statements, which no noe makes, si that Richard could be a virgin. Strange, true, but he's a warlock. That probably means years of study to be so good at being evil (mostly).

Thursday's strip should prove very interesting, indeed.
Caulaincourt
Richard looks so innocent and cute in the last panel. That's what I call a good wingman; a guy who's willing to bury the body. It's even better when he has his own pillaging shovel.
Aeriosa
through a conversation i was having with a friend about this i realized something.

being that there is probably not such thing as birth control where and when this is set....

what if benny gets pregnant? and... what in the name of all that is holy will those children look like?
Lord of the dance
What will people do if it turns out he really is killing her?

Edit: Cure Disease works for birth control in D&D
Aeriosa
lol

cuz its so likely that Cale, The Elf with a Conscience, is killing Benny.


("hey, sarcasm! thats original!")

QUOTE (Lord of the dance @ Sep 28 2009, 06:53 AM) *
Edit: Cure Disease works for birth control in D&D

edit: being pregnant counts as a disease? wtf >.>;
Bubblehead
QUOTE (Aeriosa @ Sep 28 2009, 12:55 AM) *
lol

cuz its so likely that Cale, The Elf with a Conscience, is killing Benny.


("hey, sarcasm! thats original!")

He might have killed her because she tried to take his remaining innocence (not that he has much left).
The Bunny
WTF is this? the 2000-year old virgin?
Radiant
1. Excellent color scheme for this page.

2. Poor Cale. Pwned twice. First Benny is messing with him, and Richard's offer to help with hiding the body will kill any romantic mood.

3. Richard's cluelessness is surprising, considering that he's a good judge of human nature when he wants to be. The only explanation I can come up with is that LFG is "based" on an abstract roleplaying game existing outside of time and space, and Richard is "played" by a little girl (Ashley?).

A LICD character behind each LFG character? That's unlikely, but works as a way of reading both comics.
LordAwesome
QUOTE (Ivresse @ Sep 27 2009, 11:44 PM) *
Yeah...somehow I don't think Benny and Cale can be even remotely related at least. tongue.gif

Seriously, if you think this isn't actually happening, then that means 1 of 3 things:

1) You're in denial
2) You are either too young, too immature, or too stuck in your depressive-stuck-in-the-bedroom-in-front-of-the-computer-with-no-knowledge-of-the-outside-world to understand the meaning of love.
3) You are jealous and infactuated with a drawn comic book character and thus require psychological medical attention.

Miss a go.


Uh.

Not my place to reply, buuuuuuuut.

Isn't three kind of hypocritical? Ya'know, given the fact this community seems to be made of fan fiction writers and shippers to the max.

Some people are just alittle worried about what this could do to the plot.

Such people I do believe aren't the ones squeeing.
rand0m
I wonder if Cale and Benny heard Richard's shout? That could really ruin the mood. Also, with those two, I would have expected Cale to be the screamer. biggrin.gif
Rurik
QUOTE (Aeriosa @ Sep 28 2009, 01:55 AM) *
lol

cuz its so likely that Cale, The Elf with a Conscience, is killing Benny.


("hey, sarcasm! thats original!")


edit: being pregnant counts as a disease? wtf >.>;


Naturally, children are like parasites, leeching off your body for almost a year, and then they continue to leech off you until the day they either get the hell out, or either you or they bite it.
Spamsplosion
BAHAHAHAHAHAH!

That was awesome. Just awesome. I agree with whoever said Dorel is laughing because he's thinking of Krunch and Rayd's reactions.

Also, with regards to Cure Disease working on pregnancy:
A ) who said Cale is going through the front door, and
B ) for general situations, the fetus is essentially a parasite for the duration of pregnancy. All it does is take nutrients from the mother's body in order to grow. Parasitic infection is a form of disease, so pregnancy would seem to a disease to any being (or spell, in this case) looking at the mother and not knowing about human reproduction. Thus, Cure Disease works.\\

EDIT: wow, Rurik gave the same answer in short form while I typed this.
Rurik
Ruirk hates kids, he refers to them as parasites on a regular basis. For that matter he hates humans in general and considers us all to be the planetary form of AIDS.
Aeriosa
QUOTE (Rurik @ Sep 28 2009, 07:06 AM) *
Naturally, children are like parasites, leeching off your body for almost a year, and then they continue to leech off you until the day they either get the hell out, or either you or they bite it.

thats awful but makes sense >.<

QUOTE (Spamsplosion @ Sep 28 2009, 07:08 AM) *
BAHAHAHAHAHAH!
thats awful but makes sense >.<

That was awesome. Just awesome. I agree with whoever said Dorel is laughing because he's thinking of Krunch and Rayd's reactions.

Also, with regards to Cure Disease working on pregnancy:
A ) who said Cale is going through the front door, and

o.o
why would you even mention buttsex?
Phoenix Miranda
...I gotta say it. I just gotta.

If Benny gets knocked up from this, I rather expect Richard to ask if he can eat the result. Because he's Richard. 'Nuff said.
Oglokoog
If I hadn't registered to comment on the previous one, I'd surely register to comment on this one. AWESOME!
Mourning Madness
QUOTE (Rurik @ Sep 28 2009, 09:12 AM) *
Ruirk hates kids, he refers to them as parasites on a regular basis. For that matter he hates humans in general and considers us all to be the planetary form of AIDS.

*twitch* If you're from the UK and your name is George, then this is scary.


Yes to Richard fix! And though it's already been said, it cannot be repeated enough, woot to eager!Dick (both of them, teehee)

I'm mostly interested in, if daddy dearest interupts them, and Cale is still tied up, which of them does he have to protect?
Bubblehead
QUOTE (Mourning Madness @ Sep 28 2009, 01:24 AM) *

*twitch* If you're from the UK and your name is George, then this is scary.


Yes to Richard fix! And though it's already been said, it cannot be repeated enough, woot to eager!Dick (both of them, teehee)

I'm mostly interested in, if daddy dearest interupts them, and Cale is still tied up, which of them does he have to protect?

Now im getting really impatient, WHY isnt it Thursday yet????????
Riftun
QUOTE (Aeriosa @ Sep 27 2009, 11:50 PM) *
through a conversation i was having with a friend about this i realized something.

being that there is probably not such thing as birth control where and when this is set....

what if benny gets pregnant? and... what in the name of all that is holy will those children look like?

They had condoms >>' though I dont think Cale is the type to carry those around with him

QUOTE (LordAwesome @ Sep 28 2009, 12:02 AM) *
Uh.

Not my place to reply, buuuuuuuut.

Isn't three kind of hypocritical? Ya'know, given the fact this community seems to be made of fan fiction writers and shippers to the max.

Some people are just alittle worried about what this could do to the plot.

Such people I do believe aren't the ones squeeing.

Whats wrong with fanfic? Also this last panel if anything indicates that it wont interfere with comedy or plot and will instead contribute to both. So I say let the fanficers be so long as everyone remains happy.
Aeriosa
ive got a feeling that, raising Benny, Krunch knows shes not exactly one that often needs protecting.

maybe he wont do the whole stereotypical father thing. this hasnt exactly been a stereotypical comic.
Rurik
QUOTE (Mourning Madness @ Sep 28 2009, 02:24 AM) *

*twitch* If you're from the UK and your name is George, then this is scary.


Yes to Richard fix! And though it's already been said, it cannot be repeated enough, woot to eager!Dick (both of them, teehee)

I'm mostly interested in, if daddy dearest interupts them, and Cale is still tied up, which of them does he have to protect?


Nope, but I wish I was from the UK so I could watch Doctor Who and Torchwood the moment they came out. laugh.gif

QUOTE (Riftun @ Sep 28 2009, 02:30 AM) *
Whats wrong with fanfic?


Shall I put the list in alphabetical order, or in order from either least to most or most to least annoying?
Bubblehead
Just looked at the comic again, and i have to say it again.
Richard looks like a Chuppy. (yep still stuck on chuppy:)
Draconis
I was wondering... is Cale 'hurting' Benny still strapped in roots? laugh.gif

... and isnt Richard shouting towards them in the 9th pannel? tongue.gif

Who wouldn't want to get interrupted in such a moment by Richard?!? laugh.gif
AstroFenn
^___________^ Heeehee love how blatant this is and yet still kiddysafe XP Love you guys at LFG.
Adamas
Having the painters in. Boot knocking. Putting the hot dog in the bun (although in this case I'd say Benny),skin boat to tuna town. Tab A into slot B, Making ends meet. Theres plenty. cool.gif
Riftun
QUOTE (Rurik @ Sep 28 2009, 12:32 AM) *
Shall I put the list in alphabetical order, or in order from either least to most or most to least annoying?

Actually I was hoping for chronologically if you think you can manage that ^^
Rurik
Well they tend to start by paying absolutely no attention in writing class, leading to an inability to grasp basic concepts of English, such as their, there, and they're, basic sentence structure, and punctuation. Then they come up with a really bad and usually cliche plot that serves little more purpose than to have character A have sex with character B, who is more often than not an "original" character which is actually just themselves. Next they post it on the internet and are told they're awesome by people who couldn't pass first grade English, causing them to get it into their heads that they are good writers when they should, in fact, have their keyboards smashed and hard drives dipped in acid, the process repeats infinitely.

Citations: Twilight, see also Twilight fanfiction, which is fanfiction of already bad vampire fanfiction.
Adamas
QUOTE (NoiseInTheShadows @ Sep 28 2009, 12:54 AM) *
And I am now thinking Avenue Q.

"You can be as loud as the hell you want when you're making love...when you and your partner are doing the nasty, don't behave like you're at the ballet"


You forgot the best line from that song. "you can't put your finger there! WHOAH PUT YOUR FINGER THERE!!!!"

Hmmm actually that may be funny to hear from the woods. Who says it can be open for debate for a long time.
Aeriosa
QUOTE (Draconis @ Sep 28 2009, 08:43 AM) *
I was wondering... is Cale 'hurting' Benny still strapped in roots? laugh.gif

... and isnt Richard shouting towards them in the 9th pannel? tongue.gif

Who wouldn't want to get interrupted in such a moment by Richard?!? laugh.gif

if theyre really going at it, i doubt Richards shouting would bother them much. theyre probably rather focused

wink wink nudge nudge
rand0m
I wonder if Cale is a virgin? I mean, Benny was engaged so she probably did this before, but it might be new to the elf. Maybe he wont lie there basking in the afterglow? Maybe he's gonna cry?
Rurik
QUOTE (Aeriosa @ Sep 28 2009, 03:03 AM) *
if theyre really going at it, i doubt Richards shouting would bother them much. theyre probably rather focused

wink wink nudge nudge


Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good!
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

(Couldn't resist.) tongue.gif
Bubblehead
QUOTE (rand0m @ Sep 28 2009, 02:04 AM) *
I wonder if Cale is a virgin? I mean, Benny was engaged so she probably did this before, but it might be new to the elf. Maybe he wont lie there basking in the afterglow? Maybe he's gonna cry?

The big stwong elf wont cwy, Sohmer wouldn't do that to us.


at least i hope he won't
Aeriosa
QUOTE (Rurik @ Sep 28 2009, 09:07 AM) *
Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good!
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

(Couldn't resist.) tongue.gif

know what i mean ;D

i was hoping someone would do it :3
Bag-o-Legion-Ears
BWWWWWAAAAHHHHHHAAAAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!

As you may have guessed i thuroughly enjoyed Richard in this little page. The combination of his innocence and what he thought was actually happening actually beckoned my Roomie in to ask why i was laughing so hard.

He laughed too.

Anyway.... who mentioned butsexz? Why in gods name did you have to add that to this stew of depravity called an Elf and a green-whatever drilling for oil in the pink cave.
Xal
It's like I said, they're going to have a baby and he's going to be that magic blue elf guy. Has to be that, surely.
Bubblehead
QUOTE (Xal @ Sep 28 2009, 02:19 AM) *
It's like I said, they're going to have a baby and he's going to be that magic blue elf guy. Has to be that, surely.


That sounds all wrong.
Aeriosa
i dont want to worry about the looks of the children yet. its weird enough to think of an elf and a female of unknown pedigree goin at it.

guh


as much as this has been, im off to bed. its nearly 1:30 in the morning for me. g'night everyone!
Bubblehead
QUOTE (Aeriosa @ Sep 28 2009, 02:21 AM) *
i dont want to worry about the looks of the children yet. its weird enough to think of an elf and a female of unknown pedigree goin at it.

guh


as much as this has been, im off to bed. its nearly 1:30 in the morning for me. g'night everyone!


Its 2:23 here.
Bubblehead
And for the unkknown pedigree part Benny does have those markings around her eyes so she must be half bloodrage.
Sendaz
Most excellant strip!

So is that the legendary SPADE of TRUTH we see there in Richard's hands? wink.gif


I think Cale is going to be much more self conscious of the whole thing than Krunch and Bloodrage. Not that the boys won't give him a bit of a hard time just to see him sweat.

Just thinking how disappointed Richard is going to be when the pair walk out intact.
Ezzi
What would be better is Benny walking from the forest without Cale and then Richard would assume she turned the tables on him, he would freak out and go look for Cale only to find him laying with clothes over him, not on him, reflecting how much his life changed within an hour.

xD
rand0m
Richard: You two can make fresh babies? Then why have I been eating baby jerky this whole time?
Bag-o-Legion-Ears
QUOTE (rand0m @ Sep 28 2009, 01:47 AM) *
Richard: You two can make fresh babies? Then why have I been eating baby jerky this whole time?


I believe he prefers it fresh, not jerked laugh.gif but i believe Richard would be thinking that exactly.
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