Once upon a time, I went to the movies (Wow!)

We decided to watch Surrogates and Pandorum, me, my friend, and his fiance went to go see them of course. And we both watched them on the same night.

But to the point, we ordered our little snacks and sat down into our seats. I noticed that we we're the only ones there. Dialog played out like this. (We're watching Pandorum at the moment btw)

Me: "Hey" -Turns over to my friend-

Friend: "What?"

Me: "This movie better be good, since we're the only ones here."

Friend: "You know it doesn't start in 20 minutes right?"

Me: "Why in the hell did you bring us here to wait 20 minutes? Oh well We'll just scream and shit till the camera guy up there thinks we're crazy." -Makes a wookie roar sound-

Friends laugh

And so we wait a little while, a guy walks in and takes his place while I make jokes on how he is gonna think I'm crazy by the end of this movie. And so as time passes a couple more people walk in and take their seats, I'd say about 10-20 people now. All of the sudden the lights to instantly off.

Me, fairly loud: "This movie SUCKS!"

People laugh

Me: "God damn black movie, how much did we pay for this again?"

Lady says 7.30

Me: "You mean I payed 7.30 for a god damn black screen!?"

People laugh

Friend: "Hey at lease we don't have those annoying commercials."

Me: "Man, we don't even have music!"

People laugh


With a few more loud comments, two women are practically peeing themselves for the god awful joky comments I've made. The manager person (Whatever they call him) Walks down and asks them by name (Guess he knows them) to quiet down a bit. He then announces...

Manager dude: "There will be a slight audio problem with the commercials."

Me: "Awww, I love them!"

A few giggles

Manager dude: "Your movie will still be in full digital surround sound! Hope you enjoy it."

As he is walking away, Me: "Thank you! I love you!"

People laugh

Manager dude: "Love you too buddy, hope you enjoy it."



Watched the movie and gave it a damn well deserved A+
Thought I'd share that with you guys.

That's somewhat epic lol

I did about the same thing when I went to see GI Joe.

Except the movie really did kind of suck...

Yup yup... Hence why I try & avoid as many hyped up TV-Show to Movie, movies, or Comic to Movie, Movies as possible.

But still, a funny tale there Fluffles, a shame that over here things like that just end up in us being kicked out or the cinema's too packed to get away with such fun.

The "crazy" part reminded me of a very awkward/scary/funny experience.

It was at the movies as well, altho we were going to see the Dark Night, and we were like 15 people in our grp. One of em is a real acid head, and stupidly enough he was on acid....for the duration of the movie he acted, as many of you would guess, veeeery strange.

From the beggining, from the dim light, he was having some mild claustrophobia attacks, but nothing serious, and when the joker appears for the first time, he seems relieved (britghter colours and such). The film goes on and he starts screaming at "Why so serious " parts(told us when he wasnt tripping anymore that he felt like the joker was talking to him ) , and after the end part (Madness is like gravity etc) I , amused by his expression, push him, then he suddenly starts impersonating the joker
. A really good act I may say, alot of people turned heads and laughed because he was so good at it. Scary thing was he was trying the "Im going to make this pencil dissapear" trick with one of my friends . In the end, we calmed him down etc, took him home, and laughed the next day about the incident. Funny stuff

*rolls eyes* stealing my spot light!

Yeah. I like to do that too.

Always does the trick to make my friends laugh.
Altough I do think that one should shut up when the movie begins. Cause if ya dont, you is an asshole.

Dang, you guys would be awesome to go to the movies with. next time you're gonna see a movie Zoran, give me a call!

Agreed


O.o creeeeppppyyy

*snickers* that would be a lot of fun in the end