ALRIGHTEHTHAN. Time for a new game, bozos.

In this one, a poster puts down a weapon. Any weapon. From a pen knife to the Charged Particle Cannon to the Care Bear Stare.

The following poster then proceeds to tell us all how that weapon fails with all inglourious horrendousity.

EXAMPLE:

first poster, "Joor epicsauce has expired and soured, foo-!

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!!"

next poster, "Unfortunately, the grotesque amounts of polution that exist in the world today drove Captain planet to chug Jack out of a recyclable glass bottle at yer local dive.

Roar, ZABIMARU!"

And as with traditions in Games, I SHALL BEGIN!!

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I has... THE FORK OF TRUTH!

Fear it.

Mmmmmm....... food never tastes better than when you eat it with THE FORK OF TRUTH!!! People say that hunger is the best sauce, but fear is predy good to...


Hmm... after that meal, i feel like....



ps.

its a weapon because i 4got 2 brush my teeth this morning...

That's when you're vocal cords strain, and you lose your voice.

I have a tooth pick. Beware the splinters.

Theres a saying "I will break you like a toothpick" it wouldnt be hard to break your weapon.

My Weapon is the Evil Mind of Eric Cartman.

Unfortunately, the mind of a poorly drawn retarded 8 year old pales before the:

RCP 90 assault rifle.

(how old are the southpark kids any way?)

What's the use of a rifle without ammunition,*inserts TNT into rifle and watches it go BOOM*

Behold my AWESOMENESS!!!

The reaper pops up behind you and drags you back to hell. NO UNDEAD FOR YOU.


I attack with...

KIRBYDANCE!!

(>' ')> ^( ' ' )^ <(' '<)

Unfortunately Kirby's questionable dietary choices have caught up with him, and his considerable girth causes him to trip upon his own fat. He tumbles down a hill into the waiting maw of the Yellow Kirby, who sucks him up, attempts to assume his form, and implodes into a miniature black hole due to redundancy.


I attack with a vial of nitric acid!

...And the bottle doesn't break.

Release the pack of rabid elephants!

Yer elephants are scared shitless of my weapon, and head for the hills.

I unleash, A STAMPEDE OF WHITE LAB MICE! (There's actually a video of it somewhere. Two elephants being scared of a little white mouse >->;;)

The mice chase after the elefants, but the elefants hav entered a rat pioson factory...

Seeing this, i make:

i smash your device with an encyclopedia, which would have enabled you to look up the words trebuchet or catapult!

I pour a bucket of slimey water on your Encyclopedia, and it immediately begins to mold. (Yes, I know fire is quicker, but we've already had some Fwoosh...)

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

Ghost fire to be exact (Ecto-evaporates yer muck).

*Brings in a Priest*

Your ghost has been exorcised...it's fire is no more. (And the holy water left a nice, fresh scent...)

Atheist Man refutes your religion!

Behold, the scythe of Death!

*throws mandy at grim and his scythe* pwned.

My weapon you ask?

MANDY WIELDING THE SCYTHE!

BWAAHAHAHAA!

That's so evil that she destroys the world - and therefore die.

I have - the remote to my TV!

I have the batteries to your remote, using them to power a lightsaber!

Not being a Jedi, you lob off your own head with wild swings. Coz I'm throwing rocks at you and you're tryna parry them.



My weapon... a rock.

And while both your weapon and picture are epic, Spirited Away sucked, and therefore your rock poofs into dust.

My weapon: A bat covered in barbed wire.

I barbeque your barbed bat with my flamethrower...The burning wire is a nice touch, methinks... ;)

My Weapon: THIS:



Zorg's ZF-1

*pushes the little red button and runs like hell*

My weapon: The ZF-1, exploding.

*watches as the explosion is nothing more then an puff of smoke*


my weapon : the claws of an bear

My Weapon: Richard


*rips the arms off your bear*

Oh look! Bear Arms!

your wepon is destracted by a nearby village that he MUST kill

my wepon is MINI RICHARD ON HIS RABBIT

I snatch mini richard from his rabbit and place him in a nursery. He is so distracted by the buffet that he forgets to attack me.
My weapon - One Thousand Crying Babies!

I has earplugs while mini richard eats >->

My weapon: Richard eating bebez.


(i dont know either...)

I blend Babies into salsa for Richard
My weapon: Chips

I poke many holes in your bag thus turning your chips stale.

My epic weapon of ownage: Chain sword enchanted with Richards magical fwooosh!

except richard hates you, and kills you and takes the aforementioned sword........
my weapon?........my superior to you intellect.