Totally just made this account so that I could pop in and complain. Well... I suppose,
technically, I made this account so that I could pop in and complain whenever I wanted rather than seeing a page I wanted to whine about then not being able to because I was too lazy to register so late at night.
Anyway, DO NOT WANT.
There, that's the simple image-board speak for how I feel about Benny/Cale.
I'm big on love in comics. I'm a total girl when it comes to romance. Remy/Rogue and Batman/Catwoman was the gateway drug for me when I was just a wee comic nerd. I love het. I love slash. I love femslash. I love love... I hate this.
There was no build for the kiss. I see no moments I, personally, considered hints. They were nothing I haven't done with people I only consider - and will only ever consider - friends. Now I'm all for impromptu romance. Man has needs. Woman has needs. We'll take it from there. That works for me in some instances. It worked in High School of the Dead. Unfortunately, Benny and Cale don't seem to be afflicted by raging, teenage hormones. Also, High School of the Dead is soft-core porn.
I'm all for sudden romance. My very favorite comic book character is, easily, Deadpool. He's, literally, just announced on the spot that he loves someone before. There's rhyme and reason to it, but that is unimportant and can come later. Unfortunately, Benny and Cale aren't that attention-seeking and don't appear to suffer from issues with their self-esteem. Also, they're not completely nuts.
What this
does remind me of is romance straight out of a Dragonlance novel. Don't get me wrong. I'm
that kind of nerd. They're
my Harlequin novels... but the romance is still; there's a man, there's a woman, here's a paragraph - BAM, they're a couple now.
I need context. But, even then. Even if something comes out of this, I'm still not sure I want it. I like Benny, but I could very easily slide into hating her. This last page reminded me of that. Kiss the guy first? Sure. I always make the first move. I'm feelin' it. Light bondage? I hear ya, sister. Do it all out of the blue on a guy who's shown little to no interest in you despite the fact that you're practically naked
most of the time? There's this dark place where strong woman and slut meet and I get the feeling Benny's there.
But I've rambled on long enough. I feel slightly better for it. I can only hope that this all blows over or that it's some sort of crazy trap/mindgame being played on Cale. I definitely don't want to see any more pages dedicated to these two as a couple.