Seriously, why the holy hell do you bother? Has anyone, ever, in the history of the internet, clicked your stupid little links? And does this LOOK like a porn forum? I mean, honestly now... I only log onto the forums maybe once per week or so, and I never do NOT see one of your stupid little posts on the top page... and it is a little ridiculous. All you do is make people annoyed. Why do you do it? Serious question here - I wanna know. What possible reason could there be, what could possibly make it worth your time to make accounts on forums just to post completely meaningless posts that no one will ever click the links in? are you TRULY that bored, and have nothng to do? I mean, if you need something to occupy your time, I am sure you could find some other passtime. Read a book. Play a game. Talk to a friend. Post on a forum FOR REAL. Write a livejournal. Play a sport. Work out. Take up karate or kickboxing. Learn to rollerblade. Write a novel. Go to college. Take up opiary art. Draw a picture. Invent the next big thing. Learn to sew. Go have sex with a significant other. Slash your wrists. Whatever. Just go find something worth doing. Because this nonsense is TOTALLY not. Worth doing, that is. At all.

I am just saddened that there is nothing I can do to help you with your obvious loneliness and misery, other than offer these words. Nothing like smother your grandparents to death in their sleep back in 19-dikketty-2, and prevent your birth through the better use of timetravel. Because I don't know who you are.

Yours,
-Me

(P.S. - Hey, mods. If you slip me a name and an address, I can make this little problem go away. wink-wink-nudge-nudge. If you have access to IP logs, and can reference the location from there. Just send me a simple little PM - no one need ever be the wiser, the problem can just stop, as if by magic. Heh...)

(P.P.S - The rest of you - you saw nothing! Keep your eyes on your own papers, or you will be expelled for cheating! Hey, I saw that! Bobby, turn in your test and go to the principals office right now! NO TALKING PEOPLE!)

Instead of a post like this, I just reported them to the mods. The mods will take care of it.

They could possibly be bots, or just people trying to get clicks because of some type of referral process. They probably go around spamming other forums and other communities like this one just for the one or two who will click the stupid links.

xD kp, are you being serious or not; I can't tell.

yea ranting probably wont help much since a lot of them are bots and the rest wont actually READ the forums becouse they aren't capable of such intellectual pursuits.

Am I serious? Sure, why not?

And I am aware they probably won't read it, but I gotta try. And I want to know, hoestly, from their own mouths, why? Why do it? Even if, god forbid, on the off chance, one or 2 people actually clicked their link, how is their time spent doing it worth the few fractions of a cent they would earn? Do they honestly think themselves so worthless, that their time is worth that little?

I know MY time is absolutely PRICELESS, which is why I do not bother working. I go to college, mostly because I enjoy it. And I will not take a job, ever, I do not enjoy thoroughly. Only jobs that I would actually do for free, because I have so much fun at them. (Yes, they exist. Yes, I have had a few. And no, I do not think it is a unattainable goal.)

I think they need a lesson on life, and some serious help attaining some self-worth. It is all about realizing that you have a LIMITED amount of time, and every second you are not enjoying yourself is gone FOREVER. You cannot, simply can not sell off something like chunks of your life for something as completely worthless, useless, and stupid as money. and the fact that they are doing it for so little money just makes it all the worse. Honestly, now. I know people who hate their jobs. My ardent, and oft repeated advice? QUIT. Immediately. Find something fun. No "I can't afford to" bull. You can. And you need to. Fun and enjoyment are the only things worth having. Whatever their forms. And you need to fill every moment of your lives with something fun, entertaining, satisfying, and/or enjoyable. You do NOT earn money to spend on brief moments of entertainment, and ESPECIALLY not to just "make ends meet". Oh, hell no. You gain money in an amusing way, so you can keep idiots off your ass, make them leave you alone so you can have even more fun. There IS no compromise. there can be no "putting up" with it.

I could go on, expounding for pages, saying it in new ways, bringing in some few new points. But the main point has been made, and this post is already getting dangerously long. Any longer, and even more people will just pass it over, never really reading it and complaining it was too much to read. I got off on a tangent here, mildly, and that last paragraph is no longer aimed just at the spammers, but at the whole of the human race.

Yours,
-Me

P.S. - I am not idealistic. I just see the world with clear eyes. I know what is right and what is wrong. It is plain as day for anyone to see who will just look. And I can (and will) never compromise.

Oh, yeah. And, P.S. again - mods, please don't take this as flaming? I really am just asking a serious question here. Granted, I in no way expect any of them to step up to the plate and actually answer my queries, but I can hope. And although a bit of my bitter showed through, I kept is MOSTLY polite, I believe. I try to keep a civil tongue in my head, most of the time.

Yours,
-Me

bots dont have feelings, ranting doesnt hurt them, kinda like in terminator, you gotta get the heavy stuff to take them out. Call in the mod support if you see one, only YOU can prevent pornbot infestation. or do what I do and just post whore: PORNBOT ALERT

Sometimes the 'bots are the only ones that will talk to me...