Richard is the Han Solo of LFG. Everyone else reacts to him. Everyone else around him is dependent on his good will. If he were utterly evil, they'd all be dead. But he is BORED and evil (and Cale for some reason entertains him, so...) *grins*

If Richard were removed, LFG would lose a leg and not be able to stand upright. LFG would become your standard, run-of-the-mill, D&D-esque adventure story. Richard takes it to a completely OTHER plane and makes it consistently cock-eyed and hilarious. LFG would NOT succeed half-so-well without him, and the authors know it.

Cale may be the "lead" character, but Richard runs the universe. He is "IT".

Anyone who didn't vote Richard will be hunted down by me, stabbed to death by a potato, and have your small intestine sucked from a hole i make in your brain.

You lack both the skill and the steady hands to pull off such a procedure!

You realize i am in pre-medicine yah? As in surgical precision

Your potato is no match for my soggy piece of bread!

I See your bread, and raise you a rusty plunger!

What sort of plunger do you use that gathers rust? I imagine a metal plunger would be completely useless at plunging.

True, but it is excellent for stabbing people to death.

It'd suck at that too, perhaps it would be useful for bludgeoning.

It depends what you mean by suck. While it takes a while for it to break skin, when it does it is very very painful.

By suck I mean completely inefficient, you'd be better off stabbing someone with a butter knife.

Not as painful as stabing with a plunger. It really does hurt once the skin is finally broken yah know.

You two are quite insane...like Richard...I love it!

(My money is on the potato...but I'm curious to see how long it would take the plunger to break skin...and I'd also like to know where the rust comes from!)

Were else would a plunger get wet? A toilet! DER! Seriously, you think i go swimming with it... wait. i do.