It's quite simple really, post two words. All words posted by everyone eventually will make a story, I'll start.

Ted said

"Hello, Sam"

"Would you..."

"fashion my"

"Top hat..."

"with a.."

" sonic screwdriver..."

"however, I..."

would like...

"a cat."

As it was pointed out in PMs to me, this thread already exists as a 3 word quest. There is no need for a slightly different game with only two words.

Please use that thread.

Thanks!