Richard also Have the omnipotent Ability to be completely unaffected by sad plot twists

In other words, that one one of Richard's great "feets".


Not to mention the promise to keep, which presumably was the carrot for the felbunny.

does anyone else recall the moment where he pulled a dragon-demon-like-judge's skull apart.

Oh I did more than recall it, I recorded it. Amazing how Dwarven spit can be used.

New Power!!!

FWIIISH - Apparently a controlled fwoosh with the ability to cauterize wounds.

Seems to me he scorched the wound in Cale's neck to force it too close, and judging the scream it might have hurt a little.
I am surprised though that no one has commented yet on the way Richard just swung Cale over his shoulder before continuing to run from the lava.
I like the third panel where he first looks around to make sure there are not witnesses to the fact he is saving a life rather then ending it.

I'd say it hurt more than "a little", considering the location and nature of the wound.

Richard would have to look around to make sure there are no witnesses either: that's win, that's Richard, pure and simple: also, very funny.

Depending on Cale's mental state, he may or may not remember how he was healed, considering the nature at the time of his impending, pre-fwoosh doom. The pain from the would was probably pretty darn severre, and then, to follow it with the shock and pain of instant cauterization, well...

Of course, ti would also be funny if Cale remembered it all, but pretended he didn't, though he'd give Richard a sly wink over people's shoulders, or something to display that he did, in fact, remember, but chose to plead forgetfulness. Something that Richard would even scratch his head over and say, "Now, what was that for?"

So waiting for the next page, now.

remember shortly after the transformation happened, Richard asked Felbunny where he was?
--229 and 230

ladies and gents, i give a science answer to this puzzle!


X=the number of powers you think richard has
Y= the number of powers he really has


X+1=Y


or, to put it another way, he always has one more power than you think

Richard's chewing gum is too scared to lose its flavor on the bed post overnight.

Richard's greatest power of all is the power to sell merchandise.

Nah. He buys your soul, then sells it back to you at 3x (or more!) the price.

Ah yes the greatest superpower of all time: capitalism.

Same thing as merchandise, actually.

Richard has all of the powers.

Well that goes without saying but we're just trying to identify as many as we can

Richard's icy glare can turn a basilisk to stone.

Richard's Fwoosh! powered the Death Star

Ah, the truth comes out. I do believe you are correct, sir.

Haven't seen anyone else say it... But Richard's powers can be roughly approximated by this- If Chuck Norris & Jack Bauer had a baby, Richard could still kick it's ass.

*edit* oops apparently someone else brought in the chuck norris comparison already...damn

Which spells make up his spellbook (selection)? I am going to record them below. Let's see if we can find which spell is used where, shall we?


Richards Spellbook
ToC (elements):
1. fire- Fwoosh, fireballs, NUKEM (boat pages) incenerate, alter reality (plane of suck), fire armor, cold flame(bar brawl)
2. ice- Cyroblast (on travor) ice barrier,
3. Shadow/darkness- face melt, drain soul, summon imp (no longer used), posess
4. monk combos- the shaman fight, fighting magma mistress
5. Arcane (pure magic manifestation) Bar fwoom, ventroquilism spell, crystalcutter(mistress of magma fight), shocker, and conjure gems, conjure arrows, gem seal, Hadouken?,



is that enough>

Well Richard certainly has Jack Bauer's "talent" for interrogations.

What's a Jack Bauer?

Richard has the ability to see the levity of situations which can get out of hand.

I can see why some people ship Richard and Cale. I mean, there's history between them.

lol amen

He could kill a bear without arms. o.o

*edit

First rule of fight club don't talk about fight club!

Bad bad gothicmoocow!

He is totally a Witchalok

Economic stimulus

Yes! All too true, that.

you forget the most important one, i think it would be shadow/darkness
skeletol rip (that the skeletons rip themself from their body and fight for richard)

A/K/A, Spinal Tap? *grin*

aka spinal tap yes if that is how it is called.

but still in the list it wasn't posted yet.

his powers are limitless and to numerous to count

He can summon Ewoks.

I wish my Warlock could do that...my succubus is getting annoying.

Heh. I like my felguard (orc warlock, Moon Guard, demonology spec. I get a kick out of, when she "demons out", she changes gender for a few seconds).

Right the girl in leather with a whip and an open mind is annoying so you opt instead for a bunch of chattering little furballs because that's LESS annoying? Does not compute.

You'd understand if you had a collection of Beanie Babies like I do. :3

Mm, beanie babies. Dominatrix or furballs? Rather than ewoks, how about a legion of kittens? They're cute and dangerous. What, don't beleive me on the dangerous part? Look at their claws!

Other than a conversation about murloco's tcos... Hm...

Richard's powers. Maybe he can summon up devil dogs? *runs*

I would like to point out an error in this equation.

X+1≠Y

As that implies that, depending on the person, Richard's powers are finite.

This is not the case.

Assuming that Y is Richard's true power, Y>∞

Now assume that, using the original equation X=∞

So: ∞+1=(∞+1)≠Y

However using the Richard Is Infinite Equation

X=Y only when X is >∞

The answer to this equation is RICHARD IS TOO AWESOME TO COUNT!