I know the idea is that they sound good all put together, but which is your favorite?
Mines still Lord of Dance.

has my vote too. although "Emporor of Black" sounds funny too!

Master of the bones...
hehe that sounds rad

Lord... (Pause for dramatic effect) of the Dance!

Mayor. It's just so . . . comfy and down-home sounding.
Thus, the irony.

Lord of the Undead, cause it combines my fangirlism of Richard and Arthas

I didn't even know there were 13 hells.

I thought we only had one.

=^-^=

Pft, maybe Christians only have one, but we Dickheads (worshippers of Richard) have thirteen. We have karaoke nights every Friday in number seven.

I lol'd. Lord of dance is the funniest.. Tho Mistres of magma is too..

Where is "Lord of the Universe"?

LOL

I say the Mayor title. It makes him sound so sweet and innocent, then you go "FWOOSH!!!"

Really torn between "Master of the Bones" and "Emperor of Black" myself.

I chose Emperor of the Black, because I think it has the darkest ring to it, and no that wasn't a pun.

Most of the other things seem a bit generic, but I get this kind of foreboding image from someone who calls themself by the title I chose, choosing the color rather than "shadow" or "darkness" or some such nonsense.

Had to choose Lord of the Dance for the sheer lulz

I'm actually surprised with the results... mhm i want a recount!

Whateveer happened to Richard the Fwooshinator ?

Mistress of Magma all the way!

They're all good, but I had to go for Mistress of Magma. Richard's hot, in that respect, anyway.Warlock of Wrath, Mistress of Magma, Despot of Despair... No, wait, the other two were not proposed titles. Sorry. Definitely Lord of the Danse (sic). Emperor of egotism? Centaur of attention, since he's like as not to "horse" around so much? Equine-ality.

Sorry Lord of the Dance is sooo the funniest Mistress of Magma is too effeminate for Richard(thats more of Cael's depatment)

Maybe, but Cale didn't earn the title like The Dickster did.

That could have been a good scene, replace the Gnome with Cale, and let conflicting personalities and hilarity ensue.

Cale:
So, how are we going to do this?
Richard:
*Kicks stone into lava pool*
Fire Lady:
*Morning rage*
Cale:
*Fires arrow into Fire Ladies heart*
Fire Lady:
*Dies*
Richard:
Congratulations, your first title! 'Mistress of Magma', it suits you so well!
Cale:
...
Richard:
*sniff* They grow up so fast.

Ha. Fan comic, anyone?

Or Richard can decide he hasd too many silly titles, and give that one to Cale. Why? Because he can.

M4s73R 0f 3p1CK

I still stand by that one.

Master of Spice and Thyme? Nah, then he'd need a cooking show.

At first i thought this was a speculation thread about what Richard was like when he was alive... ;_;

There are already a few of those around, although if they are to old to post in you can always make another one.

LOL!!! well done! that was perfect, especially the last part!

Almost perfect, truly great, but, it would be Cale's second title.

His first is Cale'anon, King of Kethenacia. Or just Cale, King, IIRC.

Argh, it's difficult to choose just ONE, so I refuse to vote.

I only just noticed...

"Lort of the 13 Hells". That sounds remarkably like "Lord of the Thirteen Hells". Are the titles related, soemhow? o0;

That typo should probably be fixed.

Lort=Shit on danish

Sorry, but I don't think I can edit it without effing up the poll. Users who have edited their own polls have said editing resets it.

lol I figured it couldn't be reset actually. A lot of places are like that. luckily, Cale could be reset after Richard pwned him, shortly after their first meeting.

Lord of the dance? seriously.. that's not exactly what i consider the best.

Some well thought out theory there. Well have to remember to come back to it in 2155 when they finally reveal Poochies identity.

The next title will inevitably be "Lady in Waiting".

o0;
;0o

Hey, he got Mistress of Magma.

Richard is of course, always Cool like Ice.

i just realised something...if the little village up the coast was destroyed and the zomvilagers fled to kethenecia, did Richard lose his title as "Mayor of a Little Town up the coast"?

Mayor of a little town by Kethenecia?

Lord High Mayor of a Little Village Bordering Kethnecia?

No, of course not! He´ll probably just move the coast so he can still be the mayor of a little village up the coast.

Or to the headlands of the foothills, so he can be the mayor of a little village at...the headland of the foothills.

Chocolate is evil, because it's so good: therefore, Richard is chocolate. ;-)

Apologies for the apparent double post. I hadn't realized it would end up that way. *kicks browser*

Interesting theory, maybe he could call himself "Lord of Chocolate"?

With licorice robes.

Richard has a lot of titles but anyone who's ever read Horatio Hornblower can attest to the fact that Spanish Nobility of the 18th and early 19th centuries had many, many more. I mean an entire book page-and-a-half worth of titles. Plus they had two middle names. Richard's list looks pretty brief by comparison.

There are nine hells in D&D, why not 13 in Richard's world?

Voted Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness.

You are tempting me evil woman I see now that you are in the service of Richard! I want to be in his service too!!! Though he´d probably FWOOSH me during the job interview. Meh, still worth it!


As Richard himself said: "It´s not the size of your FWOOSH, it´s how you use it!" The same, of course, goes for titles. It´s not how many titles you have, it´s how cool they are.

It's the licorice, right?

I seem to recall that after saying "It´s not the size of your FWOOSH, it´s how you use it!" he got his unholy ass stomped into the ground.