Every now and then, I’m forced to take a break from writing my thought-provoking blog posts in order to perform my actual job. In this case, I’ve been asked (read: my Redbull was hijacked until I acquiesced) to inform you of a special sale happening in the LFG shop over the next few days.

To our readers in the US, Canada and North Korea, we are offering Free Shipping on any order placed this week.

To our readers inhabiting the rest of the planet, we are offering heavily discounted shipping on any order.

The reason for the sale is simple, we’re making room in our warehouse for new merchandise as we prepare for the holiday season (ridiculous how in advance we have to work, but there it is). If you’ve been holding out buying a couple books, or any other item in the store, now is the time to make a purchase.

Be a dear and help us out, won’t you?

(Please note: Any order that includes an LFG Blanket does not qualify for free shipping)

- Because I Can.

YAY! I want to go buy some!

~Richard FTW

Does ordering a LFG Blanket remove the discounted shipping aswell?

Um, I could be wrong, but I believe you meant you have free shipping to South Korea. I think most western countries have a trade embargo with North Korea.

I have a better idea.

I buy stuff from you at GenCON, save you the cost of shipping, and I don't have to wait a few weeks for my stuff.

I bought a Little Richard Keychain, but got no free shipping. Am I missing something here?

And my shipping is really 33 dollars to Brasil, with the "To our readers inhabiting the rest of the planet, we are offering heavily discounted shipping on any order."thing?