QUOTE (Devin Austra @ Jul 21 2009, 03:08 PM)

I don't have a problem with it personally. I haven't heard anything official about non-fanfic stories being allowed here or not, but the forum is slow, there is no forum or thread for non-fanfic stories, and they're not hurting anything. This is really the most appropriate place to put them at the moment, so I leave them be.
Ah, thank you for clearing that up, Devin ^^
And now... here's the new, extremely long, back breaking chapter that MAY have to be editted SEVERELY...
Chapter II
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Chapter II
The Drunken Mule
The elven ranger didn’t have to walk far into the village of Asher to find a place to stay, for to the far west of the village was its tavern, the Drunken Mule, so named for the spirits that even a mule could drink and be off its high horse within a couple shots. Though Asher was a poor village, the people who work hard upon their land could make devastatingly good liquor.
The Drunken Mule was an old little tavern, merely two stories high and a little bulky. The tavern was in moderately good shape, most often repaired every few years or so. The wood of the tavern was well polished and every available knot-hole that existed was plugged up by corks. The roof was flat and made of wood, meshed with straw and tiles. On the left half of the roof within the mid-section was a stone-and-cobbled chimney with smoke dancing languidly out of its stony throat.
Above the wooden door was an iron-wrought pole that held the wooden sign of the tavern with a mule drinking from a giant foamed mug, its flank branded with the word “Drunk.” Running in an oblique angle from top-to-bottom was name “The Drunk Mule.” Tael shook his head at this and reread it, only to notice “en” in big red letters, in contrast to the black paint of the previous words, coming from the mule’s flank. The elf’s grey lips curled into a humored smile as he chuckled and entered through the modest tavern door.
As he went inside, he noticed that the bar was full of tobacco smoke and smelling of petty whiskey, along with the natural smell of fertilizer. Tael’s long narrow nose wrinkled. With a sigh, and with many astonished eyes upon him, Tael al’Voraan stepped further in, making his way slowly, yet gracefully, toward the bartender.
The modest tavern looked far larger than it did outwardly, for everything was spacious. Ten tables were randomly scattered about, each squared-top, with four chairs per table. All made of wood. Nothing to fancy, mind, for the tavern was built by farmers and inhabited by farmers. Trade was hard to come by, but the villagers, hard-working farmers, managed without trade and nearly established their own form of government. The chief of the village, though often known as Chief Mayor, encouraged the free roaming of the villagers as long as it did not endanger the village or its people.
To the right wall of the tavern was a great stairway, enough for three broad men to walk up and down, side-by-side, with some space in-between. To the left of the tavern was a great fireplace, which was roaring to life with a flame within its hearth, a great red leather chair and a foot rest of the same material, and similar comfort, resting in front of it upon a turquoise rug. Such commodities were hard to come by, but for all of its grandeur, including the trophy of a Minotaur’s head upon a plaque above the roaring inferno, the village had a little secret… apparently this was the Chief Mayor’s seat. Beside the great leathern armrest of the chair was an oak table covered with a white cloth. A book sat atop of the stand, its sea-green bindings worn and torn. The title was unreadable, but the elf just shrugged, finding no interest even though it was quite familiar to him.
As he approached the barkeep, a great bear-of-a-man whose burly chest was puffed out with pride. A barbarian exile, the elf knew, for the man’s long blond hair was worn in an exotic fashion, braided and tossed around his neck like a collar. The fair skin was rough, well-blistered by weaponry. The sky blue eyes of the barkeep smiled, much like his lips, parted in a friendly smile.
“Ah! An elf! What brings you here, tree-lover?” He jested, though trying hard to hide his heritage and their racisms. Barbarians had no love for anyone but the wilderness and themselves. Racism was a hard habit to kill, especially for a reformer.
“I was just traveling, friend,” replied the ever-jubilant elf, though his murky emerald eyes belied his true feelings. The barbarian took note of this, but said nothing other than asked, “From where and why?”
The elf sighed, ‘twas a dismal one, and replied simply, “From everywhere. I help those in need, nothing more. Adventure, my friend, is a calling that not even I can ignore.”
“Ah, I know what you mean. Tell me, friend, what is your name?” The barbarian asked, already forgetting his heritage in the midst of the conversation.
“Tael,” the ranger spoke, “Tael al’Voraan.” He added, his emerald eyes sparkling somewhat beneath the murk of jade. “And what is your name?” Tael inquired, not wanting to refer to him as “barkeep” all night.
“My name is Ungar Thunderfist, Son of Thorbaul the Hammer! It is a wonder to meet you, Tael al’Voraan of the Elven Realm.” Ungar greeted, huffing his chest out further. Quickly, he exhaled, remembering his place. Tael snickered and held out his hand, hoping to clasp wrists with the man. Ungar the Barbarian reached out clasped Tael’s wrist, his giant paw of a hand fully engulfing the elf’s forearm. Ungar was by far a giant. For a human, he appeared to be at least eight feet tall. The great man smiled his genuine smile, releasing the elf’s grasp, with was oblivious compared to the great man’s hand. “Sorry,” Ungar apologized, his smile wan. “I don’t seem to know my own strength!” He laughed.
“It’s quite alright. Though, if I may be so bold as to ask, Ungar, where do you come from?” Tael asked politely, his left hand massaging his right arm.
“I am from this very tundra. I have fled my people in search for difference. To be stuck within this box of a taiga and to hear those sickening cries of the dead yonder Forlorn Shores… I believe I am the only one sane enough to leave… but I have not made it far. As you can see, I am here, in this village. Schooled in literacy, I became a bartender as my master passed away. Good man, he was… I’ve inherited his tavern, as you can see.” Ungar expressed, his hands and arms moving in practiced grace. A warrior’s grace and a scholar’s flourish… There was more to Ungar than he would like to admit. The elf smiled knowingly as he studied the human.
“I see…” Tael murmured, his eyes filled with some admiration. “Why did you leave your people?” The elf asked in turn. The barbarian was about to open his mouth to reply, but his jaw dropped as an ominous wind blew open his door. ‘Twas dark outside. Incredibly so, for all that illuminated the village was the crack of lightning’s whip, the thorn-like design of the bolts shattering the darkness sky. Though it was midday, a storm was conjured abruptly.
‘Twas the time of Chaos.
Within the doorway was a slender, black cloaked figure, whose eyes glittered in the shadows of his cowl. Those illustrious orbs of sheer silver sent a shiver down Ungar’s spine and piqued the elf’s intrigue. The cloaked man cursed under his breath and removed his mysterious black cape, handing it to a barmaid who was almost struck by the door. The howling wind did not relent.
Wearing black robes, the wizard walked in stride, wishing to speak to Ungar, who was frozen with fear. “Of course…” the elf chuckled, remembering the superstitious prejudices against the magically talented. Including elves. Two burly men, one of which was holding a nervous barmaid within his arms, walked towards the wizard. They were quite tall in comparison to the elf-sized wizard, who appeared frail and thin.
“Move aside,” the mage whispered in a hoarse tone.
“Oi, did ye listen to ‘dis chump, Dan? He’s commandin’ us around, he is,” the man with the barmaid jested, unafraid of the wizard, unknowing of his power.
“Yeah,” chuckled Dan, shrugging nonchalantly, “perhaps he’s cranky ‘cause no woman would bed ‘im, eh, Charlie?”
“Ain’t the bookworms more accustomed to masturbatin’? Findin’ women as beautiful as this ‘un a waste of time?” Laughed Charlie, who placed his hand on the buttock’s of the barmaid. She blushed. Timidly, the young barmaid stared about, hoping someone to save her.
Ungar, finding this improper, made a move. Only the steady hand of Tael stayed the barbarian. The barkeep growled, while Tael smirked, knowing what was going to happen next.
“Or, perhaps this bookworm,” continued Dan, moving closer to the mysterious wizard, “ain’t got much.”
The mage drew a glyph in the air with his left index finger, his low, spidery voice working in intricate harmony with his movements. Careful and precise, he seemed. Blue and silver flame stole the air as it outlined the rune, causing the advancing man to pause. The patrons and barmaids shuddered at the spidery voice alone, and closed their eyes at the brilliant radiance of the magical glyph’s flame, curling away from it. Ungar paled, incredibly so, for no blood seemed to run through his face. The big man’s paw-like hand gripped the great counter so hard, so tightly, that it began to crack and splinter.
Tael looked highly amused, leaning casually against the desk. With a nonchalant gaze, he looked about the bar, pretending nothing was happening.
“Karak!” The wizard murmured, finishing the spell as he barely touched the glyph. The glyph rippled and released five bolts of lightning. Like a clawed hand, the bolts struck the advancing man and shot him through the tavern’s wall, his face in a puddle of mud.
“Dan!” Called Charlie, who tossed the woman to the floor in his concern for his friend, his body half-turned as he gazed through the titanic hole. “How dare ye---“ Charlie began, only to be hit in the chest by three magical darts of green energy as he turned fully to face the wizard. Spinning and flipping, the poor farmer flew through the same exit as Dan; his body bent awkwardly as his face acted as a shovel and dug itself into the mud.
They were both very still.
“Unconscious,” the wizard explained, murmuring another spell that repaired the tavern’s giant hole. The Drunken Mule was returned to normal.
Somewhat.
Ungar’s grip tore a chunk of wood from his counter, and he blushed, glaring balefully at the wizard. Before the great brute could speak, Tael intervened. “Thank you for repairing that hole,” the elf thanked, his emerald gaze entrapping the silver-eyed wizard. “And thank you,” the elf added, his eyes flickering obscenely, “for saving that woman from perils unknown.”
“Save?” The wizard scoffed, seemingly insulted. “I save no one but myself, Forsaken! Now, I came here to talk to the barkeep… I demand to have your finest mulled wine. I’ll be damned if you question me, you buffoon of a human.” The wizard snarled. The proud barbarian was about to speak before the elf intervened, quite timely and cautious. “My friend here is dumb and deaf; I am his ears and lips.” Tael smiled, signaling for the barbarian to fetch the wine, tugging at his cloak to mention “elegance” the only thing closest to “fine” that he could think of. The barbarian glowered at the wizard and went about his task, his steps having somewhat of a hop to it. A thanks, perhaps?
“I believe you should be somewhat calmer, mage. Didn’t they teach you discipline in the Academy?” Tael asked as his friend vanished. The silver eyes glowered at the albino, signaling that he was in no mood for jests. The extremist elf pressed on. “Patience is a virtue, friend. You should at least banish those temperamental thoughts and be calm,” he suggested, performing a slight flourish with his right hand.
The wizard seemed as if to speak, for he brought up his slender, ebony index finger to perform a ranting lecture. The reminder of the Academy’s studies and lessons were like a smack to the face. “You are right, elf. I should be more respectful… but gods be damned if I ever run into idiots again. And be assured I am bound to…” the wizard growled, trying to enter serenity. “Pardon my outrage, for nothing has gone right these past few days. No goblin ears, no orc snouts, this godsforsaken rain, and those two morons who are now sobering up in the mud. By the gods, I am agitated to the nine hells!” The wizard whined, complaining. “I’ve had a bounty of thirty platinums for a large sum of goblin ears and orc snouts. Now I am in this wasteland with no hunt whatsoever. It’s as if something has disturbed the natural order. Gaeus save us…”
“Perhaps, friend, I can assist you. We have some orc corpses at the bottom of the hill just outside. Perhaps in the morning you would take care of your business?” Asked the rover, his emerald eyes flickering yet again.
“The morrow… if the storm lets up, I will take you up on your offer, elf,” the wizard said somewhat gratefully… it was hard to tell from his sardonic tone.
“Tael,” the ranger threw in quickly, hoping it would be better to get a name in rather than an air-filled conversation of mystery and racism. “Tael al’Voraan.”
“Armand Traquil,” the wizard announced, bowing in a grand flourish. Tael bowed gracefully before the wizard.
“When my friend returns, Armand, you know you must apologize.” The elf advised, a knowing smile on his face.
“He’s deaf.” Armand argued.
“I lied.” The elf chortled, which soon became a bellyful laugh. Armand visibly winced at that. He cursed under his breath, tapping the table with his sleek ebony finger.
“I hate you…” the wizard mumbled, throwing back his cowl. Beneath the shadows, he was a handsome youth. A black goatee and long black hair, his skin a rich ebony, his eyes beautiful platinum, and his lips a dark magenta. Armand’s jaw was squared, his multi-planed face strongly angled. From beneath his heavy locks, Armand’s ears appeared at dull points.
“Half-Elf?” Tael asked, somewhat amused.
“Does it matter?” He asked in reply, his cool tone inapprehensive. “Where the hell is that brute?” Armand growled, his temper returning.
“Well speak of the Devils!” Howled Tael in good humor, watching as the barbarian returned from the cellar, wine in hand. “I’m not a good judge of liquor, so it was hard to find a drink…” the barbarian mumbled in apology for his tardiness.
“Worry not, friend. Armand wishes to tell you something,” Tael assured, as he glanced back at the black-robed mage. “Right?” The ranger asked, a deadly glint in his eyes as stared deep into those amazingly powerful silver orbs. Armand needed no additional prodding in order to understand those murky flames of jade.
“I apologize for my improper behavior, barkeep…” the wizard apologized reluctantly, feeling as if he were tearing out a part of his own soul. He turned to the albino and mouthed “Happy?” Tael merely smirked.
Ungar nodded in appreciation of the apology, though his jaw was firm.
“Armand, this is Ungar Thunderfist, Son of Thorbaul the Hammer.” Tael introduced, nodding towards the great brute of a man. “Ungar, this here wizard,” the elf saw the barbarian wince and straining to keep his cool, “is named Armand Traquil.”
The half-elf and barbarian bowed stiffly to one another. The elf’s smile grew wider, if it were possible.
The three of them sat together, the ranger and wizard drinking mulled wine, which Armand fortunately liked and even “complimented” the literate barbarian. Though conversation was stiff, Tael enjoyed himself. After many hours, the tension melted away, the half-elf being somewhat kinder. Not knowing if it was the wine or the kind ambiance Tael tried to present, the elf took advantage of the moment.
“Why do you wear black robes, Armand?” The elf asked, his tone jubilant with its honey-sweet melody.
“Because darker magics are far better!” The wizard replied. He wasn’t drunk, Tael noted, but he was somewhat broken down. It must have been the wine. “We black robes don’t have to worry about anything but being ran out of town. And you know what, Tael? It’s fun not having to care. It’s so fun, that you can grasp all the power and be alone, forever and ever, and never have to worry! Except, maybe, being ran out of town… but if you can grasp the power, you can rule that town instead of running from it…”
Tael frowned.
Ungar was beginning to speak, which Tael politely interrupted.
“Why did you run from your people, Ungar?” He asked soothingly, giving it a patronizing tone. Ungar didn’t take offense, he only gave into the question with a dismal sigh.
“I ran because I got tired of everything. The harshness of the tundra, the constant fear of dying… I even disagree with our god, for gods’ sake! I left because of the unfairness of it… just because my ancestors suffer that fate doesn’t mean I should carry the legacy.” Ungar stated, his eyes distant, far into memory… a story he would likely never tell.
“So I left,” he continued, his tone emotionless, “I left in search of something better. This village seemed as if it were the answer to all my problems.”
“But it isn’t?” Tael asked, astonished by his own sense of intrigue; not that he didn’t know it, but the fact that he was openly expressing his interest caught him off guard. Tael groaned silently.
Ungar didn’t noticed.
“I left my village when I was only eight years old,” the barbarian began anew and was interrupted by Tael’s remark.
“My gods! You were but a babe!”
The barbarian shrugged it off. “I left and I ended up here. My father had passed two months before I left, so I took my inheritance with me. A warhammer, said to be crafted by Dagnar himself,” from beneath the counter, the barbarian brought forth a warhammer. Tael’s jaw dropped, Armand nearly dropped his glass, the patrons of the bar hushed and the barmaids stared at the barkeep in admiration, blushing at his great strength.
‘Twas the size of the elf from foot to shoulder, give or take a few inches… or a foot… perhaps a yard, but no more. The great warhammer had a rectangular stone block for a head, which was cracked all around with a huge imprint of thunderbolts at each head. Every so often, amber light illuminated the cracks and darkened to a hellish orange. It faded slowly if not deviously.
“I dragged this for miles upon miles… growing weary, I found this village, as if Dagnar himself sought to protect me. Even so, I do not know whether I should love him or hate him… but now… living here is a new level of hell, one of which I want to escape. I have lost two fathers; I do not want to disown them both with sacrilege.” The barbarian mumbled, as if on the verge of tears. A feral growl escaped his lips, fighting the tears back. “I seek adventure, Tael al’Voraan. I want to live a life, not exist in one.”
Tael felt sympathy, he felt camaraderie.
“Perhaps, Ungar…” The elf began, but fell silent. Ungar leapt up from his stool behind the counter, his eyes red. “I think it best for us to go to bed. The hour is late,” Ungar intervened before the elf could say anything. Always sly, that one.
“Of course, it is rather late. It’s High Moon for Solarus.” Tael agreed, nodding.
The many windows of the Drunken Mule revealed a surreal darkness, one of which allowed no light. Though, through the distance, up the hill and within the hallowed (or cursed) grounds of the Netherpine, wolves howled. They were the only clock for the night. They knew time… they were Time…
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Erm... again, too lazy to touch it up, so you MAY have to wait until I am bothered. I apologize for its messiness.