I have been coming to this site more than a little bit. Every time i click on the codex expecting there to be some great book with all the answers in it.. with every click nothing but disappointment... But this time I click on the link and at that moment a bat flew in my house... 20 min later!!!! i am looking at the bat on the ceiling and at last no codex!!!!!!!!!



Random thought...........

I like the way you think, We should be friends.

And what seriously a bat? You need to get Bat and bat away that bat.

Good luck!

Yea...


The "Coming Soon" Picture will just have to hold ya for the meantime.

Hasnt it been "coming soon" since ... welll.. let me put it this way.. since the comic first came out

Nah, it didnt' exist when the comic came out. It came around with the first site redesign.

So. When is the Codex coming?

around the time or maybe a little after the movie ;P

so basically never?

nah I'm just kidding, but it has been taking them a long time...

haha i was just kidding
dont know if their saying before or after the movie but im glad you got my point

Yea! It was a Bat and i didn't have a bat to combat the bat with. However i did throw a BATMAN toy at it!. Thought it was IRONIC to do so.... THE bat didn't think so....

Long story short

After the batman. I was then chased around the house screaming like a little girl! <---- add that for DRAMA
it flew out the same window it flew in at! I was hoping to come here telling a story of GREAT BRAVERY... But i got nothing!!!

two days after Armageddon

Maybe (many, many years from now) it will be a special edition collection of the entire LFG saga, from beginning to end. Respected and ancient geeks will tell their grandchildren about reading it online, a page at a time . . .

*realizes he may have to pay for a codex*

Is it really even all that important? hell i dont even know what a codex is...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codex

It's a kind of book

This thread hasn't died yet? The 'Codex' will be written, eventually. I figure once SohLar comes together and decides to write the memoirs of their success story on LFG, they'll add it to it. Either that, or its a place holder for something more sinister in the works.

Either way, why ask? Enjoy what our awesome Kings have bequeathed upon you and quit whining!

I've said my two-cents.

Well I'll say my one-pence.

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. There they are standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as yer ead! Give em a twist, a flick o the wrist, that's what the showman said."

That is all. Aside from the fact that I kneel to no man simply because he calls himself king. Respect is earned.

Who said they gave themselves the title? We gave it to them. They earned it. You're on their forums.

...I win.

I see the fairly new people havent yet grasped the power of life or death you hold over them have they sayuri?

No, they haven't. That saddens me. A lot. Either way, codex will be coming soon. That's what it says. Believe it.

No, I have, but I don't think anyone else has looked up to notice the sword of Domachles I have over all of them.

Could always be like Blizzards Soon ™

The fact that in the past I outsmarted Richard in order to obtain seven of his thirteen hells says my power will always superceed yours by leaps and bounds. Secondly, I allow SohLar to borrow my power because they make me giggle.



I have a feeling at one point, that Codex is going to become a vortex into another dimension. We click on it and we'll get sucked into some timewarp.

One miniscule problem. I'm already dead. I'm a black Wyrm that escaped from one of the hells that Richard still owns. Now, if I've tricked the high warlock of the dark brotherhood, as you have, I'd say we're about even.

yeah you have no clue

*shakes head in sadness*

Your fabrication of the truth amuses me. I may allow you to live.

*Sighs, and goes back to toasting a small orphan with his breath for a snack.*

TicTacs. Learn them. Use them.

So, any other conspiracy theories on the Codex or should we let this thread die?

if I ate a tictac you'd smell mints as I roasted you alive, not brimstone. Either way, the orphan is still roasted.

That didn't answer the question, really. Secondly, I'm an abstract. Abstracts are neither living nor dead. We are muses. Ideas. Thirdly, I will make that Codex my own personal placeholder for the story that is sure to be epic. What story? Unsure, yet.

I could use some ideas to get me off my ass and start writing that book I've been avoiding for so long.
But on the codex, no I have no conspiracy theories. And I never said they didn't earn it, I simply said respect is earned. Simply having the comedic genius to make LFG and then making this forum has earned my respect.

Okay: Agree or Disagree-- That Codex is the basis of all life on Earth. Discuss.

Disagree, because the meaning of life is bucket, so since the Codex isn't a bucket, it can't be the basis.
Because meaning always stems from its basis.

How can we be sure the codex isn't a bucket?

You have a point there. We can never know until it's made public.

My point, exactly. That's why I love it when people leave things open-ended. It leaves room for the conspiracy theorists to come out-- like vampires at a blood drive. Things get thrown around, documents falsified. Its like being at Disneyland, but you're too terrified to ride anyone for fear of throwing up when you get off.

Wait, anyONE? Sick.

Wait... di... Oh for heaven's sakes. Hang on... Edit...

'Ride anyTHING.' Anyone... no... that would assume you were human. I'm sorry.

That's what I thought you meant. I was about to say. "since when do ideas rape people?"

You're the Wrym. Hence, you're not human. I'm the abstract-- and do that all the time. Its a daily activity.

Right. Remind me not to assume my human form at all near you...

i hope the codex has a chapter on thread Jacking and then glory will be to all!!!





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