Basically, think of a way to kill someone with increasingly odd objects. Like a muffin or a teddy bear. It's ideas for you to kill someone without a sword or anything, no poison either, just something that could be lying around.
The next person will start.

Lighter: catch on fire (works best with gasoline present, otherwise they may be able to extinguish it)
Spork: spork their eyes out and keep heading towards their brain
Floss: get a long piece of floss, wrap it tightly around two pens or any sturdy object, suffocate/slit throat
Pill bottle: Shove it far down their throat and watch them choke.

Something along these lines, Designia?

A laundry basket: take in both hands, and proceed to bludgeon the target upon the head until they stop moving.

Because I like a challenge, I'm limiting myself to everything mentioned in the starting post.

Muffin: give victim a series of high fat muffins, leading them to gain weight until they can no longer stand to look at themselves in the mirror and commit suicide.

Teddy Bear: Set cuteness to maximum. Extreme levels of cuteness have been shown to cause eyeballs to explode, which is usually fatal.

Sword: Remove blade from hilt and strangle victim with handguard.

Bottle of Poison: Pour contents from bottle. Smash bottle while holding neck. Get stabbity.

Yes, you are doing exactly what I meant.

Newspaper: Make them read boring article that will bore them to death.

A well-placed heavy sleeper in a dark room. Have intended run through at high speed. Hilarity and fatality ensues.

Their tonsils: Pull out and shove back into the windpipe as the area swells up, choking them to death.

a bean burrito i hate 2 hours ago: suffocation is fun

a book of concentrated Richard. The awesomeness will be so great that their head will explode because they can't hold the awesome in.

Set them in a recliner, let them get comfortable. Then snatch them up and put them in a chair that doesn't recline at all!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CD Roms: Break em in half and cut away. Or, chuck them like you would shurikens and wait until you hit somewhere vital.
Stickers: While they are asleep, cover every square inch of their skin with them, put a large one over their mouth and watch them slowly suffocate from literally every pore.
A rubber hammer... no wait, even better. A plastic blow-up hammer!: Pop the cork, insert nozzle into mouth and proceed to fill victim with Co2 until sufficiently dead.

Have you watched Shoot 'em up with Cive Owen? It features two kills with a carrot! ^^

A conveniently sharpened DVD-rom(not recommended if you have something good on it): Cut their throats open.

A plastic bag: Put over their head and tie handles together.

Paper: ...What? Papercuts can be fatal!

The door: Open, slam, repeat, hitting them repeatedly.

Some racoons: Just put them in a bag, shake it good and slip it over the unsuspecting victim.

all i need is to wak in and my PURE FUCKING EVIL will be so great itll kill him or hell be compelled to kill himself


does that work?

phone:It's clobbering to death time

foamnoodle=strangle
fire=burn
brick=bludgen
pointy=stab

pretty stick to bludgen the pretty ladie with

did any one get that or is my dad really old

I think your dad's old. I didn't know where that was from.

Lots of pencils: Stand above the target, sharpen all pencils to severe pointyness, and drop them all on the target, letting gravity do the rest.

A barbecue grill: Do I really have to say it? *Facegrill, only using someone else's face*

Frisbie: Soak in butter (to make the job easier), roll up shove down throat, watch it expand and laugh as they bleed to death from the mouth.

I shouldn't have to say it since it's in my sig but.....

A lightbulb and a particle accelerator. Turn off the lights and turn it on.

Tie victim to mattress. Fill gallon jugs full of 5 and 10 cent coins, and then glue them to the ceiling over the victim. They are forced to sit and watch as the glue slowly becomes unstuck, and the heavy jugs fall on them, shattering, impaling them with shards of glass, and covering them in coins. Nickel and Dimed to death!

Plasma cannon, nuff' said.

Get some flour. put he flour in the subject's mouth. cover his nose. wait(or just punch him in the stomach, forcing him to take a breath). ????. Profit.

Do the same as DRKS, but with iocane powder and don't wait, just plug nose and punch really fucking hard, then walk away.

Buy them an account for WoW, and turn their water off. Death of dehydration within days.

If he/she is a WoW player tell him/her that Warhammer is better.
If he/she is a Warhammer player tell him/her that WoW is better.