Will you join my cult religion of the toast of time and head bump tree of knowledge?


The toast of time: Is toast that can control time. He is like a phoenix where he goes through his whole life from wheat to ashes and comes back as a different type of bred ( thus I was borne in the year of the potato ) He is the male counter part of the head bump tree of knowledge.

The head bump tree of knowledge: Knows every thing and loves every thing. She is a never ending tree that does not stop growing; she will often give certain knowledges to people who need it ( ever hear of Cassandra of troy?) and she is vary forgiving not that any thing ever is thought of as rude in her opinion.


You must take the oath of toast & trees to be a member

I promise to eat toast or look at trees some time in my life as payment to these deities: and I will do this to make them happy when I make them happy I will tell my local speaker Gary_Indaina and she will award me with bacon point witch I will keep track of and I promise to have fun !

I have been a firm believer in toast for about a year now! And the mystic muffin...so much so I wrote small poems about each...I shall join.

whoo thank you sal that is 30 bacon points for you now rember to keep trak ok?

There are only two things in this life that I believe in:

Death and taxes.

that makes the head bump tree and the toast of time very angey so -200 bacon poins for you !!!!!!!

noow i'm gunna take that as you dont want to join because if youre not joining please do not waist our time but if after that statement still want to join then you start out with -200 bacon poins so what did you decide?

I only believe in religions that emphasize grammatical correctness. Therefore, I believe I'll have to decline.

*joins cult*

Happy now?

very well and the T&T are no longer going to give you good toast or knowledge so i'm sorry if your angy at me for merely voicing they're opinions on you loss of another 400 bacon points so thats -600 good luck with your grammer religions

EDIT: for FF yes happy now but with your lack of happyness you only get 25 bacon points for joining

I'm afraid I don't understand what this is about. Care to clarify?

well you see it's kinda a religon and if your good you get bacon points and if your not you lose them but the cool thing about this religon is that is does not contradict its self like most others and the only price you have to pay to join is to either eat toast or see trees once from the day you joined not bad huh?

so its really a joke or sarcastic towards other religions?

yup all of the above and more

ha ha ha but anger is possible with love and she has already forgiven you by giving you the knowledges of finding those statements bravo 100 bacon poins

but i have clarified those misunderstandings

.. Well, I see trees every day, I live next to a woodland area. XD

Do cactus count?

*looks around*
I'm in a desert- area

I'm eating toast while staring at a tree. I wish to join.

ok yes ryannayr417 you may join and that is 50 baconpoints for eating toast joining and looking at trees YAY!

oh and cactus trees count

please join because no predjust will be shed here so YAY! FOR TREES AND TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!!

i cant help but feel somewhere some how this offends someone...

i cant help but feel somewhere some how this offends someone...

huh well if it does it is not intentional

EDIT: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE GOT TO THE 2ND PAGE!!!!!!!!!

...

Guess.

well then both me and the two t's are verry verry sorry for how this affended you and would like to know how and why

EDIT: wow lame no more comments :'(