One of my favorite threads from other forums...

For example:

I, the current leader of the N.P.T, hereby state that I, Shadow, am pants-less...due to the fact that I'm trying to wash all my pants thanks to the JJ...

...jerks...

feel free to post at your on risk...

I am also pants-less because of the JJ, but for different reasons.

>.>
<.<

What?

I'm pantless because I'm too lazy to get dressed...

~I hate Sundays

I'm pantless aswell due to my ability to multitask and have more then one window open at a time



O.o? you figure it out...

I'm pantsless because metaphorical pants are comfier.

I am pantsless because it's a bazillion degrees out here... damn it's hot.

I guarantee you it is hotter here, Mr. Ghislord.

Thus...i still remain pantsless even though my laundry is finally done...

im pantless cause shadows here *weak laugh plus wink*


Hmm this is starting to sound like a game >.>

Does it count that I'm not wearing pants because I am, in fact, wearing shorts?

I am pantless cause I love the breeze my fan is giving me

I'm pantless. And in school. yeah, cause I LIKE it.

Im pant-less because i like scaring old ladies

OOHH a challenger! very nice...

Sadly, after a night of pantslessness...had to put some on to go to the airport...wish me luck! Flights all day >.< who knows!? with any luck I'll end up in Vegas!

Pantsless because my roommate is in another state all week.

I was panstless for most of the day yesterday because I live alone and no one can stop me until I go outside, but sadly I had to put some on for work this morning

Pants for work is lame...

I'm not wearing pants and I don't have a reason not to!

You can go to a fancy restaurant without pants because they only require a jacket and tie! ( I think your supposed to wear a shirt but ya never know!)

I am pantsless because I want to be pantsless.

And because my bed is coomfy, and pants are too far away.

I am pantsless cause I wanted to lean toward the crowd.

I am pantsless because I've been at airports all day and it sucked...so now I am sleeping...and wearing NO pants...hooray!

I'm pantsless because I'm home

I'm pantsless because so many sexy ladies are pantsless.

I am pantless because I do not believe in pants past midnight.

I am pantsless because it is NO PANTS night at the bowling alley... ^_~

Pics or it didn't happen.

Also, I'm frequently pantsless because I hate pants. Only time I really wear pants at this point is to work.

I'm pantsless due to wearing a different pair of shorts.

When in public, I actually usually wear pants rather than shorts or skirts, mostly because I'm lazy and don't like to shave very often. :/ Also, I don't feel comfortable in a skirt without shorts underneath, especially in skirts that end above the knee.

Im pantless because Im wearing pajama shorts .

I just got out of bed a little bit ago lol.

I'm pantsless for fun & profit!

In theory I'm pantless at work.




I'm wearing a skirt

I'm pantsless because... <.<
lol, no, because I haven't done laundry in the past week and a half and I'm out of clothes...

I shall be pantless- nude actually- within five minutes as I shall now take a shower. Good day.

I'm pantsless because I'm home and I don't like pants

Im pantsless, because i spilled bacon greese on my pants, so i ate my pants.

It was good pants.

Double Post

Sorry

Nice Bast....and you doubled

I'm pantsless because that's how I like to play video games

This is only tangentially related, but I realized half an hour ago I have been wearing my pants the entire say backwards. Then I took them off and put them on the right way. So yeah.

not really on-topic either but

was too good not to be posted ^^

No pants because I'm getting changed for work.
Also, Bunny.

I'm not wearing pants because:

a) it is far too hot in my room
b) I quite enjoy the breeze from my fan
c) wearing pants is lame!

the correct answer is: d) all of the above

I agree with A and C
and i like aviod wearing phants while im home

yeah, its from http://superdickery.com/, a page I highly recommend to anyone.

I am pantsless because I'm at home. I would be pantsless all the time if it weren't inappropriate to do so. DARN YOU SOCIETY!!!

I generally were shorts at home, so technically I'm pantsless.

infact, by that logic I was mowing the lawn without pants on

im phantless cause i've crapped my phants XD!

lol im only kidding or am i ?

I'm pantsless because I'm too lazy to get up and put pants on... and because as soon as I put pants on, I need to go out and do stuff that I'm too lazy to do...