Just a thread for anyone to post their wild, one-off ideas or questions in. Stuff like, Where did that Centipede in the bag come from? What were Richard's parents like? Why was Gid raised by Crunch?

Have fun.

the dead centepede came from a live cetepede, richard's parents were probably killed(by him), and Gid was raised by Crunch after richard burned down the orphanage she was staying at

The centepede? Easy-considering how cale is always (semi)unknowingly evil, he probably stepped in it right before he was dusted by Richard and the corpse of the centepede was scooped up in cale's ashes and put in the bag.

Richard killed his father... and probably his mother too because she wouldn't stop screaming "Whhhhyyyy!!!!" Over and over again after she saw her husband's corpse.

As for Gid being raised by Crunch, I agree with the idea that her orphanage attacked Richard, so he destroyed it in self-defense.

Why does Cale think he is so noble? He is a blood elf, but not a paladin...he is a hunter from the look of it...

*bashes wraith in the head with Stave of This Is Not WoW It's LFG*

So then why do people keep calling Richard an undead warlock?

Richard is an undead Warlock because he is an Undead Warlock. But that is only our guess as readers, until the author chooses to give us more information.

Point of interest, Richard didn't die, or appear to feel pain, when he was shot by an arrow, or when he was hit by two thrown knives.


I don't see any reason that Cale can't be a Bloodelf, but again, it will be up to the author to tell us more about Cale's past in due course. It has been noted at the Wiki sight that there have been other evil elves in the reals of fiction.


Our mistake would be in assuming that the LFG world must be the same as Warcraft, "Sword of Truth," or any other fictional setting that we noted to be similar. It might be EXACTLY like Warcraft, but that is up to the author, and what information he chooses to let us know.

Traith...I think I may have fallen in love.

God bless thee.

Ballscratch, I agree fully with you; however, I am willing to share.

Huzzah for the harbringers of objective non-biased reality checks!

Huzzah, I say!

Sharing means more fun for everyone. Speaking of which...

How old is Crunch?

If he raised Gid...he must be a fair age.

you guys...THEY CALL HIM A WARLOCK in the comic. so there for, HE IS ONE.
lats time i read it they said, "don't warlocks usually have a pet, spirit or familiar bound to them" and which he replies that he did, but it ran away....he may not be undead..but Richard a warlock

WHY can't people spell "Krunch" properly, goddamnit!

Anyway...

Lets not forget that we've only had a few weeks of the comic and thats just not long enough to get to know any of the characters well. Personally I'd like to see Krunch's history unfold. I think he's the best-concieved character and worthy of the most detailed plotlines. When I say that I include Benny too since she is Krunch's effective step-daughter. Cale is a jerk, he really annoys me, therefore he is a good character. Sooba doesn't maul Cale often enough. I'm a bit indifferent about Richard, he is very funny though.

Contrary to popular trends around here, i tend to find myself thinking "What would Krunch Do?" to which the answer is frequently "Smash it with a 200lb battle hammer" or "Be enigmatic and pensive while effecting an air of awesomeness".

For the sake of argument... even though the comic is not based strictly on WOW. There are other Elves that look just like blood elves but still call themselves High Elves... There's a mage-trainer one in SW... and I believe there's a bunch of them in the Hinterlands... and a few other random NPC's here and there that I can't think of right now... but he could be one of those.

*decaptitaes Jimmy with the Staff of Only I use the Staves Damnit!*

for the sake of argument, all opinions differing from me are communist and therefore should be ostracized and abandoned by the unthinking masses

This thread was made for argument, we might has well use it.
On that topic, Richard should kill Cale again sometime.

Because he looks like a zombie... and hes referred to as a warlock.

Also Cael thinks hes good and noble because he has 20 points in his delusion skill.

*re-attaches head, shoves Staff of That Hurt Damnit up Grubz's ass*

be careful, grubz might be into that kinda thing jimmy

The males of Pietamia tend to be the dominant type.

I'll have to loan him Teh Screwdriver of Feminine Wrath (Complete with Anti-Porn bot tech!)

*liberates ass from the staff and vigorously inserts the srewdriver into Jimmy's ear(which shouldnt be there because I smashered his head off)*

I'm missing all relevence to the comic in this topic...

Shh.... Don't let Kay hear you.

>.>
<.<

Okey we'll be vewy vewy quiet.

Speculating... why did Richard actually announced himself in the first strip? I think Richard is learning to appreciate life. As in it's so much cooler to just torture Cale endlessly than to kill him. Or perhaps just kill him and revive him again.

But I'd say Richard took that centipede from one of the drinks at the bar when he found out he could revive Cale. Then again, why did Richard put Cale's ashes in a bag... oh well, I guess it's all for good times. Heh.

and WHY did the chicken cross the road?

I thought Richard was going to kill Cale and take some article of clothing, like a cape or something of the sort....
He probably decided to ask Gid to revive him because he accidently incinerated his spoils and still wanted to jack them.

Of course Richard only wants Cale around so he can mentally (and less often) physically since Richard himself said, indirectly, he's torturing Cale because he's bored

By the way...We know Richard is undead because he said it himself! Panel 3 I am Richard, blah, blah, blah and LORD OF THE UNDEAD! Besides, how else do you survive a gnome sized hole through your torso?

So? I'm perfectly Platypus and Lord of the Marshmallow.

I'm the Piekeeper, we all have titles here, most self appointed, others given out of spite and loathing for the other person. just look at 1337, he has a whole trophy rack of insults we've been dealing him

Okay guys, I'm cracking down because the boss man said to.

Stay on topic on this forum and the news forum. When they don't we have to lock, so lock we shall.

If the same individuals keep derailing threads, we gonna have some one on one talking to mmmmkay?

Locked.