I think Cales match would have to be Rin from Little Fire Dragon's fic. Then again seeing what a girl Cale is he might need a boyfriend instead

I think this belongs in the Comic Section...so moving it there.

If Cale got a girlfriend, she would be one of those pathetic helpless cry babies that can't do anything on her own. Cale like to take care of people and feel in charge. like
"OH CALE! HELP ME! MY FOOT GOT STUCK IN THE MUD! OH HELP! WHOA IS ME!"

You mean BOYfriend.

We already have had a foreshadowing of who Cale's eventual girlfriend will be:

Leena:

Her parting comment on page 43: "Once I'm reunited with our people my life will begin anew." strongly suggests that she will be restored to life.

Tavor's comment on page 38: "I have a little sister who asks a lot of questions. You remind me of her." indicates that they are of compatible personalities.

Leena, possiblity... even if it is pedaphilic... i guess they don't hae those laws in that world.

I think Cale's Boyfriend (cause Cale is not a guy...) wil be this

I second the PedoCale theory.

Why wouldn't an effeminate elf hook up with a little girl?

Not really. The shriek certainly had an adult form, and besides she's over 3,000 years old.

Because he already gave his heart to Tim.

Cales Girlfriend would have to be fairly Masculine to offset his Feminine-ness.

Hence my earlier choice.

I still say Cale's true love is obviously Tim, and Tim loves his chicken back.

Relationships RUIN EVERYTHING.

A girlfriend will make LFG SUCK TOTAL BALLS.

No matter how cool Richard is.

There we go, fixed it.

Nope. I stand by my statement.

There's nothing wrong with a relationship, it's all in the writing. A poorly written relationship is always bad, but a well written relationship is a wonderful thing.

For Example, Tim and Cale is a wonderful relationship... and Fellbunny and Richard.

Cale+Richard=Flaming

Quite literally as we saw in the dungeon But really, what other reason would Cale allow Richard (the anti to everything he believes in!) to hang around him and even - as pathetic or strangely as it is as times - like/respect/prefer the guy over everybody else in the group?

So, yeah. Girlfriend? No. Cale has never shown any sort of notice to breasts. I'm sorry, but he hangs around Benny and Pella and doesn't take a peak every so often? Krunch and Richard both have excuses for not being interested (one being species the other being simple don't care because it's not killing people) but Cale? Um....

Yeah, I think even if I said I was straight I'd still be oggling Pella and Benny when I got a chance... there is something either asexual or homosexual in Cale's mannerism.

Because without Richard, Cale would have nobody to make Dick jokes about, just like without Gid, he'd have nobody to resurrect his ash. (waka waka!)

I know who Cale'll hook up with.

















Tavor.

This is not abnormal, anyone who is around Richard becomes instantly Infatuated with him.

Ha ha! Yes, I thought that too for a little while... but then I got a different theory which might actually have made Cale and Tavor related sooooo <.< Though I do like incest stories from time to time I still stand by my Richard/Cale theory



Well, yes of course! But still, you have to admit Cale seems more keenly infatuated than anybody else in the comic strip.

If Cale had a girlfriend...
Well...

Nuff said.

*shamelessly advertising fic* Seriously. Cale's hypothetical girlfriend (Rin) is the driving force in the whole Legend of Rintasha fanfic series. XD


And that's what she looks like.

you and your pathetic advertising, if you really want people to read it... well... guys specifically

i agree with nozzle... its a well known fact that opposites attract so cale needs a masculine selfish destructive partner... hmmm sounds like richard...

cale would definately date a cougar..
and no kids not that one thats on four legs... all the time

You just had to include that last bit didn't you

im dead serious though
not sure if its mentioned but Cale seems to be that passive" type a cougar would definately go for
hes strong, but still subjected and polite to women plus hes young and in shape... im sure he'd find himself a good girl

Sooba is a Panther.

...And I think it's male.

Cale is a guy.... He might be effeminate, but Cale is male...Why do I say this? http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/88
Archmage called him King.

Whether he's gay or not remains to be seen, but I think he's written kinda fairy-like and effeminate because he's an -elf-


That's the stereotype of elves among many role-players. Just look at Varsuvius in Order of the Stick.

So if he hooks up, it'll probably be Benny or, less likely, Captain Tah'vraay.... I say the last one...at first politically motivated to get her support for troops.

Cale/Richard ftw! 'Course, you involve the undead in anything extra-platonic, and you kind of have to redefine the parameters of what constitutes "romance." I never did see the undead (including Forsaken, zombies, and vampires) doing relationships the way humans would, emotionally or physically. There's the decay of the nerves for one, the lack of a beating heart and a pulse for another. Also the warping and twisting of the heart and soul. And as for elves, they stereotypically have a high rate of gay/effeminate behavior. Especially when you have long-lived or immortal elves: keeps the population down. I've had ideas for fanfictions expounding on possible Cale/Richard themes, but...meh, who knows, it is after finals finally.

The concept of Richard and Cale doing the do gives me major cerebral hemoraging. (Sp?)

Besides Richard could get WAY better than Cale.

Richard/Cale makes me gag.

Richard is pretty obviously an asexual character destined for no romance, but he is destined for fangirls like myself to love him. xP

Anyways if I recall, Richard said Cale was his "mother". Richard sure is a badass MF, but would he LITERALLY be an MF? Nope, not happening.

+3 experience points! I definitely read any Cale/Richard fanfiction you end up writing I'd love to see your version of it.


1. Who says it has to get that far? Romance does not always equal sex.

2. Richard is an undead Warlock that likes to KILL things. The only way he could do better is by not killing everything... and he's chosen not to kill Cale *shrug* Perhaps it's actually better if Richard is with somebody beneath him because then he's not fighting for supremancy


1. It should only make you gag if you think of it in terms of your average romance.

2. Yes, he is pretty asexual... but according to my sister, he has oggled the girls. Cale has not oggled the girls. So personally, Cale is more asexual than Richard is. Just because it doesn't have a physical reaction does not mean the undead can't enjoy the view

3. And yet again a joke is used seriously in a joke. So I really have nothing to say on that... except: Hctib Elttil


Though I do have to say the Cale/Tah'vraay idea is pretty interesting. She's obviously rather masculine even with her femme upper clothing. She still wears trousers...

where you being serious?

The green cleric? Whats her name again?

Call her 'Female of unknown pedigree', That's her preferred honorific.

*smacks Azeala upside the head with a very large book*
Go read LittleFireDragon's fanfic about Cale having a girl friend! I swear you are so stubborn sometimes.

Oh and no one else get it into their heads they can smack her with books....thats my job!

Um new theory. Cale/Maikos?

I have no evidence, i just find the concept hilarious.

Heard of it?

Oh dear Lord...

You just wanna get back at Sal for his fanboyism, don't you, you?

Hypocrite.

Must NOT be offended by Richards evil amazing awesomeness,

Sal is a girl.

See zdhusn, Sal is a fanGIRL not a fanBOY, therefore it isn't hypocritical. SEE!

OH MY GOD I HATE YOU! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THAT TO ME! WHY! WHY! WHY?????!!!!!!

Why? Simple. Because i knew that would be your reaction

oh...well carry on then everyone. I wasn't here.

Oh Sal, you are so predictable.

Benny kthxbai.











Or Hctib Elttil. lawl.

You know people should really look up the little drop down menu that says gender...

its not that difficult...

On the internet in general, it's amazing how many people think I'm a guy.
Be it on forums, comments on websites, or on WoW. O_o


Uh oops topic is derailing. *fixes*

Anyway, Cale's girlfriend (*coughRINcough*) would be rather two-sided: half the time she's calm, sweet, optimistic and kind, but she can also be rather violent and pessimistic, depending on her mood. She would probably be the dominant one in the relationship, but not oppressive.