Perhaps I've not been paying enough attention but why haven't we seen any females who are like Richard? As in: undead, capable of wielding magic and/or specialising in some sort of magic?

Are the likes of necromancy/dark arts limited to men or something?

Well, I'd say it's the same reason you haven't seen any males like Richard either.

They're just hard to come by...

To (vaguely) quote many E-nerds...

LOL, girls can't be Warlocks!

Simple. There's no one else like Richard.

Because it would be too much win for one comic.
Just look at the reactions the readers had to Adelleh in my second fanfic.
(Adelleh being a female undead who now has her own little fan following)

If an Adelleh type character appeared in LFG there would be too much win in one place and the world would implode and create a black hole that would destroy the universe.

Good... please can we have a female like Richard then? =]

I suppose you have a candidate in mind?

Because the world can't take more than one Richard. If there were another Richard, the entire world would be destroyed in a matter of minutes.

Why havent we seen females like richard?


my question to you sir is... why would u want to?

So my love wouldn't be as creepy.

And why have we not seen female Richards, simple, he is one of a kind, he is GOD!!

*moves over slightly in fear of hail or lightning*

anywho

a female richard would somehow... be very evil and maybe disgusting looking.. atleast i wouldnt wanna do her ROfl.

I would

but not only would that be necrophilic
but.
its all a bunch of bones
it wouldnt even be moist down ther


OMG WHY AM I EXPLAINING THIS?

I'm pretty sure we had a thread similar to this one...someone had posted this image.

Thats freaking sick

okay i take back everything ive said
id so do her

Richard is sensitive, kind.

He as a special way to understand the world.

Every month he need te retreate to his village for some "bloody" reasons ...

He got some funny mark around his left eye

He is always wearing a dress and he have some funny moves ...


====> Conclusion : Richard might be a female ^^.

You sir, invoke the wrath of Richard.

And if richard gets a girl, therell be running a bazillion little richards across the globe.. Doomsday anyone?

I think you're talking about a different comic.

I whole heatedly agree with that statement...

We, sir (or mam) are talking about Richard, Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the Undead, Mayor of a Little Village Up the Coast (Maikos lives there. *eek*) and the self-proclaimed Lord of the Dance.

^
is that spam

1. I wouldn't mind doing a roting bag of bones if i knew it was a Female Richard.

2. Because you have thought about it.




Epic picture, which has given me a reason to tolerate WOW again.




It may have taken help, but atleast you have seen the... dark?



Yes, yes i think he is.

that amount of win could not fit in one comic

Ok, we all knew it was coming, so in my evil gingerness I give you the actual Female Richard (Or, as I like to call her Rachel)

almost possible but
hes only gone to the village once
and i almost thought probable until i realized the authors wouldnt make amovie with such a masucline vioce
i dont care if he is a she or he
if its a she then great twist ill look forward to it but i wont argue it


that link sucked

+1 experience points... it really did kinda suck...

-.- ding*

You are still in the negatives buddy.

then i has reached CoW lvl

then i has reached CoW lvl

then i has reached CoW lvl

wow, triple post... must be a record.

lol that is the awesomeness of cow lvl

Guess so moocow... lol, cow level... moocow.

lol seems like you understood the relationship between cow lvl and my name

Well i knew it, it was just particullarly funny then for some reason.

;P ah indeed.

Do you guys have to derail everything?

um... Yes

Time for an excessively complex answer!!!!

That’s because as general rule female characters don’t get to be that bad ass. The maximum badass quotient that any female character can have in even semi-mainstream entertainment are currently being pushed by both Benny and Pella so anything more badass than that is definitely out of the question.

Any character that is more badass then that will usually turn out to be a bishounen, thanks to anime and weeaboos.

The little girl seems to be somewhat Richardesque...

Hm. A female spell caster would be somewhat interesting, but... I dunno, the amount of win would kinda make people !asplode!.

Um... Benny.

lol

Anyways

I wonder if u can find a female like richard among that army there ;P!

Because you haven't met my mother....

Technically Benny could be called a spellcaster, yes, but she's more of a defensive spell caster than anything (including heals =D). I had meant an offensive one. >_>

I have seen her do offensive spelling.

Mainly spells that wrap up the enemy or in the case with the gnomes if you forgot, liquify them or a burst beam still find we staff turing into a morning star counts. Still if they bring is Richard's Female counterpart she better have a spoon of truth

If they bring decide to have a female counterpart for Richard i will immediatly have a sex change and apply for the job

may I say a tad disturbing?