Indignant
May 14 2009, 04:13 AM
Well...more to this village than I thought. And that's hard to do.
EDIT: And blast it all, I try to be careful and get everything I need, but no year. Not my day.
Richardpwnsall
May 14 2009, 04:14 AM
THE MOST EPIC PAGE EVER
Edit: Felbunny looks pissed off in the last panel
Chuint
May 14 2009, 04:15 AM
So they're immortal and super strong? Nice.
Aww, the Richard dolly lost it's hood. D: And it's a brunette.
Ronin Drake
May 14 2009, 04:15 AM
I just love how Richard is burning a whole through the holy book the missionary is hiding behind. Also priceless.
Rip Van Ishmael
May 14 2009, 04:16 AM
Aww, lookit Maikos. He looks a bit ashamed.
Freaked out Soldier: WTF? WHAT. THE. FUCK! *makes eye contact with the person closest to him* WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON, MAN?!
Maikos: Eheh. Yea, sorry, this is kinda my fault....
FoS: *runs screaming away to live out the rest of his life in a shallow stream, communing with the minnows*
Lunaya
May 14 2009, 04:17 AM
Of course the kid has homicidal tendencies. Just look at those ungodly huge blue eyes.
(And is it me, or does she look like she could be Cale's half-demon love child?

)
Renmaru
May 14 2009, 04:23 AM
ahh that look truly was priceless.
but I think my favorite part about this page is fellbunny lol
Rip Van Ishmael
May 14 2009, 04:23 AM
QUOTE (Lunaya @ May 14 2009, 12:17 AM)

Of course the kid has homicidal tendencies. Just look at those ungodly huge blue eyes.
(And is it me, or does she look like she could be Cale's half-demon love child?

)
Dunno, she reminded me alot of Leena.
Indignant
May 14 2009, 04:22 AM
Just a question: Why is the missionary's scripture book...bleeding?
Lunaya
May 14 2009, 04:23 AM
QUOTE (Rip Van Ishmael @ May 13 2009, 11:23 PM)

Dunno, she reminded me alot of Leena.
Exactly.
Ronin Drake
May 14 2009, 04:23 AM
QUOTE (Indignant @ May 13 2009, 09:22 PM)

Just a question: Why is the missionary's scripture book...bleeding?
Pretty sure that's just the book melting from Richard's touch. Priceless again.
Rip Van Ishmael
May 14 2009, 04:23 AM
That question shouldn't need to be answered.
QUOTE (Lunaya @ May 14 2009, 12:23 AM)

Exactly.
...Ewww.
malkavian
May 14 2009, 04:29 AM
oh man nice!! i love the kid showing his heart to him as he drops, now taking bets that fwoosh becomes sputtered as he tries to cast after he lets the cast go of the fire..
Richardpwnsall
May 14 2009, 04:30 AM
Anyone know what the white marks on Richards stomach is when he does the mastercard commercial?
AzureSunrize
May 14 2009, 04:30 AM
QUOTE (Renmaru @ May 13 2009, 09:23 PM)

ahh that look truly was priceless.
but I think my favorite part about this page is fellbunny lol
looked like sooba was trying to eat him.....but thats just me -__-
(also looks like he lost his hind legs & gained a lot of weight)
Lunaya
May 14 2009, 04:27 AM
QUOTE (Richardpwnsall @ May 13 2009, 11:30 PM)

Anyone know what the white marks on Richards stomach is when he does the mastercard commercial?
Motion lines. The guy in front of him was hitting the floor.
Richardpwnsall
May 14 2009, 04:33 AM
Ok just looked weird to me.
IconX
May 14 2009, 04:36 AM
I'm thinking this is going to be a quick battle.
Then again, I think we could be heading back to check up on Ray'd as well come Monday.
GothicMoocow
May 14 2009, 04:37 AM
QUOTE (Richardpwnsall @ May 13 2009, 09:30 PM)

Anyone know what the white marks on Richards stomach is when he does the mastercard commercial?
what commerical?!
link?
Richardpwnsall
May 14 2009, 04:38 AM
Ummm serious?
LittleFireDragon
May 14 2009, 04:43 AM
QUOTE (Lunaya @ May 13 2009, 09:17 PM)

Of course the kid has homicidal tendencies. Just look at those ungodly huge blue eyes.
(And is it me, or does she look like she could be Cale's half-demon love child?

)
Youre right, she does. O_O
She also looks like Leena.... O_O
Xeivous
May 14 2009, 04:44 AM
just plain epic
GothicMoocow
May 14 2009, 04:40 AM
QUOTE (Richardpwnsall @ May 13 2009, 09:38 PM)

Ummm serious?
what i miss?
Indignant
May 14 2009, 04:45 AM
They're the motion lines of the soldier dropping.
Sal
May 14 2009, 04:46 AM
I loved the little girl's doll. That would totally be me if I lived in that village (proud owner of a lil richard plushie) and I was like 10 years younger...maybe a lil more
Devin Austra
May 14 2009, 04:41 AM
QUOTE (GothicMoocow @ May 14 2009, 12:37 AM)

what commerical?!
link?
You've never heard the "For everything else, there's Mastercard" commercial? It's almost as annoying as all the Geico commercials with the gecko.
It's also not worth my time to look up a link for one of them. Also not worth your time to watch the stupid thing...
Richardpwnsall
May 14 2009, 04:47 AM
The master card commercial is where richard says
"The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you?" "Priceless"
Edit: Though if they did a real Richard mastercard commercial i would have alot of mastercards
Jigain
May 14 2009, 04:43 AM
Here you go, Gothic... just one example of their chain of commercials.
http://www.rateitall.com/i-43645-there-are...mastercard.aspx
Richardpwnsall
May 14 2009, 04:50 AM
Edit: Answered my own question
I WILL HAVE MY PLUSHIE
Indignant
May 14 2009, 04:46 AM
QUOTE (Ronin Drake @ May 13 2009, 11:23 PM)

Pretty sure that's just the book melting from Richard's touch. Priceless again.
But the book is neither gilt nor inlaid with any metal, so it shouldn't melt...there isn't anything TO melt, especially not to a red hot temperature. Leather would catch fire before it melted, paper...well...catches fire...and I suppose there could be gold inscriptions on the pages that are melting, but that's a bit of a stretch...
Devin Austra
May 14 2009, 04:52 AM
QUOTE (Richardpwnsall @ May 14 2009, 12:50 AM)

With all the richard dolls anyone know if there is a place i can get one?
They're out of stock, but you may be able to get one of you go to a con that BFE attends. But only if you show up really, really early.
QUOTE (Indignant @ May 14 2009, 12:46 AM)

But the book is neither gilt nor inlaid with any metal, so it shouldn't melt...there isn't anything TO melt, especially not to a red hot temperature. Leather would catch fire before it melted, paper...well...catches fire...and I suppose there could be gold inscriptions on the pages that are melting, but that's a bit of a stretch...
Looks like burning embers to me. Although it does kind of resemble melting metal. At first I thought the book had a gold medallion on it that Richard was melting, but it's not on the book in any of the other pages, so I'm going with embers.
LittleFireDragon
May 14 2009, 04:53 AM
QUOTE (Indignant @ May 13 2009, 09:46 PM)

But the book is neither gilt nor inlaid with any metal, so it shouldn't melt...there isn't anything TO melt, especially not to a red hot temperature. Leather would catch fire before it melted, paper...well...catches fire...and I suppose there could be gold inscriptions on the pages that are melting, but that's a bit of a stretch...
You're forgetting this is richard we're talking about.
The atomic structgure of the book literallly falls apart. Think of the atoms as fangirls: they're all fainting - and dropping to the floor - at his touch. =P
Mahlen
May 14 2009, 04:54 AM
Long time reader and Richard fan, few time poster.
I've nodiced that Warlock has moved on from killing lots of people for mass effect, to killing many fewer, in a very nasty method, to greater effect.
Ronin Drake
May 14 2009, 04:50 AM
QUOTE (Indignant @ May 13 2009, 09:53 PM)

But the book is neither gilt nor inlaid with any metal, so it shouldn't melt...there isn't anything TO melt, especially not to a red hot temperature. Leather would catch fire before it melted, paper...well...catches fire...and I suppose there could be gold inscriptions on the pages that are melting, but that's a bit of a stretch...
Fine, until further notice, assume he's punctured entirely through the book and into the missionary, causing him to bleed through the hole. Satisfied.
Sal
May 14 2009, 04:58 AM
QUOTE (LittleFireDragon @ May 13 2009, 09:53 PM)

You're forgetting this is richard we're talking about.
The atomic structgure of the book literallly falls apart. Think of the atoms as fangirls: they're all fainting - and dropping to the floor - at his touch. =P
that is the best analogy EVER! And probably true...
Oscar Hammerfist
May 14 2009, 04:59 AM
nothing like murderous little girls to bring some badass to the comic.
Dark
May 14 2009, 04:54 AM
We now know what is in Richard's wallet. Its either a master card or human hearts. I'm going with the hearts.
LittleFireDragon
May 14 2009, 05:00 AM
QUOTE (Sal @ May 13 2009, 09:58 PM)

that is the best analogy EVER! And probably true...

*bows* *grins* Thank you.
Quabbin
May 14 2009, 05:01 AM
Richard kept his right hand behind his back the whole time, like the
fwoosh was there all along and he just didn't want to show it yet. Maybe he absorbed so much power that he couldn't turn it off.
On another note... that's one kid I wouldn't want catapulted at me
Bag-o-Legion-Ears
May 14 2009, 05:03 AM
THE! GREATEST! THING! EVER! KALIMAH BITCHES!!!!!!!
So amazing.... So the whole village is full of superpowered cold-hearted killer peasents!!! ME WANTS LIVE THERE WITH RICHARD!!!
Branz
May 14 2009, 05:05 AM
LOVE Richard burning the 'Holy Book' with his fingertip! *standing O*
GothicMoocow
May 14 2009, 05:06 AM
QUOTE (Bag-o-Legion-Ears @ May 13 2009, 10:03 PM)

THE! GREATEST! THING! EVER! KALIMAH BITCHES!!!!!!!
So amazing.... So the whole village is full of superpowered cold-hearted killer peasents!!! ME WANTS LIVE THERE WITH RICHARD!!!
Hmm.. i guess not dying is a perk ;P
Bag-o-Legion-Ears
May 14 2009, 05:02 AM
QUOTE (Branz @ May 13 2009, 10:05 PM)

LOVE Richard burning the 'Holy Book' with his fingertip! *standing O*
The burning of a holy book will hardly compare to the massive, orgasmic Fwooshing that will soon occur, along with some kill Peasards(Richards Peasents)
Slamlander
May 14 2009, 05:23 AM
Richard ready to burn some serious butt ... priceless.
It's all about the Fwoosh!
Yes, fellbunny is just as pissed off. Remember the "it wasn't supposed to happen this way" moan?
GothicMoocow
May 14 2009, 05:28 AM
OOOOH man the comic just updated for me
SWEET
timemonkey
May 14 2009, 05:29 AM
I have a theory, Richard sacrificed the entire villiage in exchange for his powers and then raised them as his minions and protectors of whatever is the physical source of Richard's power. I wouldn;t be surprised if we see Maiko's mother that Richard pushed off the tower.
CrystalSuicune
May 14 2009, 05:25 AM
Best page ever,with one of the most badass toddler ever...
You win another internet,SohLar!
Also,more fwoosh!<3
Everything's better with fwooshing.
It's funny to see the guards calling to protect the villagers,since...
1.Richard's attacking the Priest and his cleric/guards,not the villagers
2.If anyone attacks the villagers,they'll regenerate any lost body tissue anyways,
so it doesn't matter.
..So yeah..
Bag-o-Legion-Ears
May 14 2009, 05:27 AM
QUOTE (CrystalSuicune @ May 13 2009, 10:25 PM)

Best page ever,with one of the most badass toddler ever...
You win another internet,SohLar!
Also,more fwoosh!<3
Everything's better with fwooshing.
It's funny to see the guards calling to protect the villagers,since...
1.Richard's attacking the Priest and his cleric/guards,not the villagers
2.If anyone attacks the villagers,they'll regenerate any lost body tissue anyways,
so it doesn't matter.
..So yeah..
They don't know point 1 or 2, They think the Villagers are innocent bystanders and Richard is an invading beast. Oh how ignorant they are. But this page does make me wonder... are Legaria the good guys... i mean, they tried to save 'innocent' villagers at their own risk.
GothicMoocow
May 14 2009, 05:34 AM
QUOTE (Bag-o-Legion-Ears @ May 13 2009, 10:27 PM)

They don't know point 1 or 2, They think the Villagers are innocent bystanders and Richard is an invading beast. Oh how ignorant they are. But this page does make me wonder... are Legaria the good guys... i mean, they tried to save 'innocent' villagers at their own risk.
maybe they wanted to keep them around as slaves or sex puppets?
DragonFlame87110
May 14 2009, 05:35 AM
This page is absolutely and completely full of win!!! And so is that little girl. Hehe HELL YES!!
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