This game is simple, give an excuse to the person above you why you can't give them your phone number then ask the the person below you if you can have their phone number! I will start.

Can I have your phone number?

Sorry Sir I dont roll that way

can i have your number?

I don't have a phone.

Can I have your number?

Sorry, I got to go my house is on fire.

Can I have your number?

No hablo english

Can I have your number?

I have type c super herpclimitaids!

Can I have your number?

Sorry, I'm going away for Larsen.

Can I have your number?

Sorry, I lost my phone.

Can I have your number?

Sorry that violates my parole

C.I.H.UR.#?

sry, dood irl lol.

Can I get your digits?

No, you're not worthy.

Give me your number or I will break your legs.

Look a detraction! *runs away*

Can I have your number?

I would but its just the rejection hotline #

c.i.h.y.#

btw its 602 230 4210

Sorry Im taken by that burly man over there.

Can I have your number for my friend over there?

i would but im gay ;P?

Sorry, don't ask don't tell.

Can I have your number?

Only if you promise to send naked pics of your mom (it works!)

can i hae ur #

Not even if you spell it right

Can I have your number?

only if you promise not to call from 12am to 11:59pm


can i?

Actually I am pregnant

Can I have your number?

^lol


i cant im a secret agent

can i?

Sure *Captain cock block crashes through the window, yells "We came together we are leaving together", throws me over her shoulder and runs away*

Can I have your number?

Sorry, Im supposed to die within the next 20 sec- *makes it looks like she died and crawls off when the guy calls for a medic*

Can I have your number?

You can have it you can catch me *runs away*

Can I have your number?

haha^
^ (that was also excuse, die of laughter)

can i have your number?

No, because I-I-I- LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY *Commits Seppuku from dishonor*



Can I have thine number?

Sorry my ship sets sail tomorrow

Can I have your number?

No, you cant. I only have a letter.

Can i have your number ?

No thanks, I only know my best friend's.

Can I have your number?

I would but I am imaginary.

Can I have your number?

I would have 5 seconds ago before I decided to turn lesbian

Can I have your number?

[yelling] Whaaat. I can't heeaar yooouuu![/yelling]

can I have your number

It's a no go for the robo.

Can I have your number?

no *shoots u and walkes away*

can i have your #?

Sorry im deaf i have no idea what you just said

can i have your number?

Not unless you want my gay Frenchman character to haunt to in your sleep. Or do worse. With or without your permission. Males beware.

May I have the honor of knowing your number?

Sorry, momma said to never talk to strangers.

May I have your number?

Only if you say please [/Wink]

Yes I am a guy, I just like keeping people guessing

Show me your number and nobody has to get hurt!

*flashes gun* No


Could I maybe get your number?

sorry I forgot it

I lost my number can I borrow yours?

Sorry not a Gundam fan but I think that machine humping robot over there may take you up on that offer.

Can I have your number?

Well I guess one wouldn't hurt... (it's 9.)

If you give me your number I can fax you lots of money!

*pulls out three vials* I will only if you drink the one that isn't poisoned. (They all are)

Can I have your number?

*ignored*
*turns*
Oh were you talking to me?... No.

Can I have your number?

What was that? My number? I don't have one


Can I have yours?

Sorry, the last time I gave my number to a banana eating princess I was detained for 72 hours for psychiatric evaluation.

Can I have your number?

Sorry...I was hungry. ;__;

Can I have your #?

You want my number? Come get it. *Pretends there's something in my hand and proceeds to eat it*

I can has your numb3r?

Sorry I don't speak l337


Could I have your number, please?

I don't do that till after there is a ring on my finger! What kind of guy do you think I am?

May I have your number?